In the Days of Yesteryear, Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
Princess Zelda appeared on Battlefield Ω, stretching her arms behind her head. In front of her, a star crashed down as Kirby appeared. She would need to bring her A-game if she wanted to go toe-to-toe with one of the most powerful beings in the universe. Facing Kirby was a good way for Zelda to hone her own skills. He always made things interesting.
“Ready?” the announcer called, “Go!”
Zelda started the fight by launching Din’s Fire towards Kirby. The puffball leapt over it and approached her. He was a melee focused fighter, so it was to her advantage to keep him at a distance when possible and punish his approaches. She teleported with Farore’s Wind before summoning a Phantom. Waiting until it was fully assembled, and he was in range, Zelda sent the Phantom forward just as Kirby tried to use his inhale.
The puffball was sent flying back. The princess couldn’t help a small smile at her success. She ran forward and hit Kirby with a few quick jabs before he dodged behind her. With a swing of his hammer, Zelda was sent sliding backwards. She shook it off before jumping forward, intending to attack with a lightning kick. Kirby leapt towards her as well to perform a forward aerial. The two fighters collided midair, and there was the sound that usually accompanied Kirby getting a power-up. Zelda’s chest suddenly felt several times heavier. She landed, stumbled as she tried to stop, and then fell forward.
“Game!” the announcer declared, “No contest.”
The audience sighed with disappointment. Zelda put a hand to her face as she shook her head, feeling groggy suddenly. No contest meant the match had ended early with no victor. She couldn’t remember what had happened to prompt it. Looking down at her chest, she saw why it felt so heavy now. Her boobs were each the size of Kirby now. Her dress was straining to contain them, but she had a considerable amount of cleavage exposed. Zelda blushed. It had been a bad day to forgo a bra it seemed.
This was made worse when her breasts popped free of her dress. They bounced up and down in an embarrassing manner. She gasped, covering her mouth with both hands. Her blush intensified. Glancing to the side, she noticed that Kirby was not standing next to her. That was strange. Both fighters should have been present for a no-contest screen. Looking at her chest again, she realized the front of her boobs seemed to be painted pink.
Grabbing the right one, Zelda pulled the front of it into view. She nearly squealed in surprise at the sight. The front of her breast had Kirby’s face on it… and he was alive. She quickly let go of the boob.
“Hi!” Kirby said cheerfully, in unison with himself.
Zelda realized he was on the front of both her breasts. Somehow, in the middle of battle, he had merged with her chest. She used magic to tuck her Kirbo-obs back into her dress for the time being. How was she going to explain this? Or more importantly, reverse it? She returned to the tournament lobby and was going to sneak back to her room to try and figure this out when she called for her second match. Zelda groaned, attempting to pull her shirt over her cavernous cleavage some more. She had forgotten she had a double-header.
Her next match was on Final Destination against Zero Suit Samus and Palutena. She appeared facing Samus with Palutena just behind the bounty hunter. It took Samus no time to notice the change to Zelda’s chest.
“Uh, Zelda?” she asked, “What happened to your boobs?”
“Um, funny story,” Zelda replied, blushing and sweating, “But could we not fight, so you guys can help me? In my last match, I was facing—”
“Hi~!” Kirby interrupted.
The Kirbo-obs had popped free of Zelda’s dress again. Samus and Palutena’s jaws dropped in unison at the sight of the smiling faces on the princess’s chest. Their shock was just what the Kirbo-obs needed. WHRRRRRRRR~! The pair of pink faces opened their mouths and began super inhaling. Samus and Palutena were pulled off their feet and pulled towards the hungry pair of mouths.
“Kirby, no!” Zelda cried, grabbing the sides of her head.
She had no control over her hungry honkers, however. AAAHHH~ The Kirbo-obs’ mouths remained wide open as their prey approached them. GLOMPF! They only closed once Samus and Palutena were fully inside. Slosh… Slosh… Zelda’s boobs were huge now, hanging down in large, full-of-person-Kirby-sized orbs that pulled her forward as bulges appeared on them from the women trapped inside struggling about. She massaged the slightly sore orbs.
“Sorry, girls,” she apologized, “But I can’t control them.”
Slosh… Slosh… The jugs continued to sway slightly with the squirms of her unlucky friends. The Kirby faces had full expressions on them. Glorp! Gluk! Glurp! Suddenly, sounds that could have either been swallowing or digestion came from Zelda’s breasts as the struggle bulges disappeared and the main body bulges seemed to move closer to her. FWOOP! Her breasts suddenly compressed back to their Kirby size, hanging heavily with fresh, sloshing milk inside.
Kirby popped out of her chest, sporting a hat that was a mix of Zero Suit Samus and Palutena. His hair was pulled back into Samus’s signature ponytail, but it was green like Palutena’s with her halo and red jewel on his forehead. He did a dramatic, magical girl style spin with his eyes closed before landing and drawing both Palutena’s staff and Samus’s paralyzer.
“Hi!” he declared.
“Game!” the announcer called, “The winner is Blue Team!”
Kirby did his signature dance with two duplicates of himself. Zelda stood behind him, blushing while hefting her swollen breasts. What was she going to do with all that milk…?
“Welcome to Super Starbucks. What can I get you?”
Zelda stood behind the counter at Super Starbucks, wearing the visor and green apron of an employee. She had to lean against the counter due to the weight of her chest, which poked its round sides out from behind the apron. This left very little to the imagination. She wasn’t wearing a shirt because she didn’t have one that would fit, but she did wear black jeans with a belt. A constant blush burned on her cheeks. On the other side of the counter, Link stood blushing, his jaw dropped and pants tight. He couldn’t think of what to order other than to ask for breast milk in it...