“Ok, I really don’t think he likes me Lugh!” Miss Wendy Fiann said with a yelp as her horse, Bitterbutt, kept trying to shake her off, much to Gerald’s amusement. The beautiful milf had come over to visit Mr. Patrick Fiann on his farm, and Lugh, Patrick’s only child, had convinced her to go horseback riding with him and Gerald just before lunch. “Just hold on and remain calm, Aunt Wendy.” Lugh said with a grin as he sat on his own horse, Peanut, his emerald eyes glistening in the sunlight. Lugh was a well built, handsome, and sexually active nineteen year old with medium dark hair and sunkissed skin. Gerald chuckled and shook his head, the Fianns were an odd bunch. And I will be far happier once I leave this place, as a rich man instead of a stablehand. Gerald had to stifle the large grin he felt growing on his face.
For the past two years, he had been collecting top secret samples of Fiann Agricultural manure and compost, which was well known for almost magical results in regards to farming, with immediate crop yield and said crops being of exceptional quality. The samples he had been stealing were part of a secret project Patrick had been working on, and even a handful would be worth millions to the right competitor. Like Scythe Supplies. And it's a good thing I had enough for three handfuls to make me a multi-millionaire! Gerald snapped back from his daydreaming as Wendy’s yelps increased in both volume and quantity. “LUGH! HELP! HE WON’T STAHP!” Wendy cried as Bitterbutt tried again and again to buck her off, her fine thicc ass and legs rippling underneath her jean shorts, the same type Lugh was wearing that showed off his own legs, as they continuously slapped the saddle.
Gerald felt his erection press against the saddle he was on. Jesus… heh, I hear she is a thirsty bitch, maybe should like an actual tumble in the actual hay with me afterwards, would be fucking the Fianns over two ways then. The muscular black stallion he was riding, Cu, who belonged to Patrick, neighed in anxiety, making Gerald scowl. Stupid animal, always getting worked up over nothing. Well, not nothing, as Bitterbutt took off in full gallop, with Wendy barely holding on. “AH! HELP! LUGH!” she cried as Bitterbutt galloped over to the large hill nearby, still trying to buck her off of him. Lugh took off in pursuit, and Gerald was about to do the same when he saw something fly into the air from Wendy’s person.
Gerald squinted, after wiping his sweaty brow, at the object as it flew towards him. Wendy had gone over the hill, with Lugh trying to catch up to save her from potentially being thrown off and hurt. What the fucking hell is that? Gerald thought as the object started to come back down. It looked like a bag of sorts. I better move before- WHOA! Gerald was suddenly thrown off the saddle by Cu, who neighed loudly before running away from him. “You fucking stupid beast-” Gerald began to say before he was hit in the face by something powdery and white, whatever it was instantly mixing in with the sweat on his face..
***
“Oh… my head.” groaned and moaned Gerald as he sat up with a pounding headache. That horse. Wait till I- WHAT THE FUCK?! Gerald’s heart raced as he opened his eyes to find himself not only naked, surrounded by his clothes which would fit only a giant now, but the grass around him the size of trees. WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?! He looked around and saw an empty, giant bag that once had some white powder in it. THE FUCK WAS IN THAT?!! He took a deep breath, as hard as it was, and slapped himself silly. Come on, wake up! This has to be a bad dream, there is no way I have been shrunken down to a mere few inches! No matter how many times he slapped himself, however, did he wake up. It was all real, to his dismay and horror. No.
He felt his heart racing, along with his mind. This can’t be! I- I- I was supposed to be fucking rich! Not the size of an action figure! His plans for his life were in complete shambles, unless this change was not permanent. Maybe it isn’t. Yeah! Maybe it is temporary. For all I know, I will just- A gust of hot air interrupted his thoughts as it hit his naked back, making him jump. He turned to see none other than Cu, except now the horse was the size of an apartment building. Perhaps even taller than that. “Hi boy.” Gerald said extremely meekly, he and the horse, whose saddle must have fallen off somehow in the confusion, did not usually get along, and the dumb animal might hurt him if he wasn’t careful, “Guess I should be glad you didn’t shrink either. Hehe.”
Cu made a loud snorting sound before lowering his head lower to get a better look at his rider. Gerald saw his own reflection in the stallion’s dark brown eyes, seeing himself as jittery and scared as he was. Cu moved closer and closer to Gerlad, his hooves digging up the earth as he did, causing the ground to tremble, making Gerald extremely nervous. “Nice horsie.” he said, trying not to stutter, “Please be careful.” Cu snorted softly as his nose neared right near Gerald. Between the fear, stress, and hot air, Gerald grew hard, much to his shame. For real?! Cu’s attention turned to Gerald’s dick, those large brown eyes fixated on the erected cock. Cu began to sniff at Gerald, making him cover himself and step away.
“Stop that.” Gerald said, trying to sound like his usual stern self, but failing. Cu licked his chops and proceeded to once again close the distance between himself and Gerald, his snout inching towards his rider. Gerald tried to back away some more, not liking what was happening, only to trip and fall on his ass in the dirt. Oh, good grief! Gerald’s eyes watered up as little dirt particles got into them, and he had to close them as he tried to get up, only to be pushed back down by something warm, smelly, and slimy. No. Gerald rubbed his eyes clean enough just in time to see Cu’s massive tongue before it slammed into his body, licking him from cock to face. Gerald groaned in pain as the rough horse tongue hurt his skin and pushed him more into the dirt beneath him.
“Stop that.” Gerald said again with a sharp hiss, momentarily forgetting his fear, and slapped the horse on the nose as hard as he could. Cu backed up, looking a little spooked from Gerald’s reaction. Jesus! That was- Fuck! Gerald thought as he wiped himself off of dirt and horse salvia, trying to ignore his now throbbing erection. The fuck is wrong with me?! He is a fucking horse! He- An aggravated snort brought his attention back to Cu, who did not look the least bit happy. Uh oh. “Hey boy, sorry about me snapping at you. I just, um, have a lot on my plate right now.” he said, slowly backing up away from the giant horse, who in turn, began to follow him with heavy and loud hoofsteps, practically clawing away at the dirt, as he bared his teeth. “Whoa, whoa! Easy, boy, easy.” Gerald tried to say calmly, but he was shaking and sweating in fear of what this horse could do to him if he wasn’t careful now at this height.
Cu did the horse equivalent of a snarl and chomped at the air, making Gerald shiver in fear. Gerald slowly looked around, while keeping an eye on Cu, looking for anything or anyone. All there was in the field was the old, dead tree that the cows had stripped down to the bone of bark. Cu out of nowhere charged him, neighing wildly as he did. Gerald had no time to lose, and he immediately ran for the tree, hoping it would, one way or another, give him cover from the rampaging horse. Gerald’s heart pounded as he ran, hoping that the horse would come to its senses before either he got to the tree or the horse got him. Gerald, however, did not even make it halfway before being launched into the air by Cu via the horse's snout, which hit him in his backside so hard, it knocked the wind out of the shrunken man.
The world spun in Gerald’s eyes and mind as he was in the air, only for his vision to darken and a sharp ringing to fill his ears as he hit the dirt. He groaned and shook his head, and opened his eyes to see he had landed at the roots of the very tree that he thought his salvation. The ringing still filling his ears, Gerald tried to get up as the ground beneath him shook. He turned to see Cu charging at him, clearly agitated, neighing loudly. He stumbled constantly as he tried to get to the tree, his last hope from being killed by the rampaging stallion. Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! His heart leapt from his chest when he spied a narrow walled passage of sorts made of the tree’s roots that would make for excellent shelter for him.
He used what strength he had and ran as fast as he could, doing a dive just as Cu caught up to him. He crawled in as far as he could, reaching the base of the tree as the horse neighed loudly out of frustration. He laid back against the trunk as the horse began to stomp on the ground and the roots, making dirt and dust fly as Cu raged. He flinched and cried as Cu, upon spotting him in the roots, began to chomp at his hiding location, sending bits of wood into the air as the horse tried to get at him. To his relief, the horse could not seem to get to him. Oh thank you Lo- Oh fuck! Cu pressed his snout to the roots and neighed before his tongue came down with a great deal of force. Gerald barely had time to mentally prepare himself as the large and long pink muscle pressed against him.
He panicked a little as when the tongue retracted after a few dozen seconds of pressing against his person and was briefly lifted up with it, only to fall back to the ground. Trapped, oh fuck, I am trapped! He thought as the tongue came back down and tried to lift him back up, but failed to do so again, with him this time conking his head hard on the tree when he came back down. His vision blurred and the ringing in his head returned, making him feel hopeless. I was so damn close to the high life! Girls! Money! Power! Not having to scoop shit out of the barn! WHY?! WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME?! WHY- WOAH!
His thoughts were interrupted when Cu’s tongue returned, however, instead of trying to stick to him to pull Gerald out, it just licked him, or rather, his throbbing erection. Gerald was trapped between the slimy pink organ and the tree, with no wait out. He has to get bored, run off to do something else. Or maybe Lugh will come back! Oh, if he saves me, I will suck his dick! He won’t need a girlfriend when I am- Oh! Oh! He moaned as the horse continued to lap at him, the massive tongue soft and warm to the touch, and he tried his damndest not to enjoy a second of it, after all, bestiality was frowned upon in most civilized societies, and this horse had literally tried to kill him.
But whenever the tongue literally enveloped his cock, he couldn’t help but shudder with delight. I- I guess I might enjoy it while I could… he might get me later, crush me or chomp me into pieces… The horse continued to lick him like a person would with some candy, leaving a film of saliva all over his body that was continually built upon, leaving Gerald drenched in the warm and sticky substance. He could the remnants of the hay he had fed Cu that very morning, the aroma coming alongside the horse’s warm breath. Finally, the horse solely began to focus on his dick, lapping and tasting it, wet sounds filling Gerald’s ears instead of ringing. He tensed as he felt he was getting close, and the horse seemed to sense it too, the pace of licking increasing with the horse making a soft neighing sound.
Oh, God! This is amazing, I mean, disgusting, but fuck me, this is the best BJ I think that I have ever had! He couldn’t hold it in any longer, moaning loudly and involuntarily twisted about as he let loose a long, solid stream of cum up into the air, and onto Cu’s tongue. Gerald’s breathing became hard, and, due to exhaustion and stress, he was extremely tired. He heard Cu swallow the semen he had gotten on his tongue and then for the horse to make a few odd sounds. Wonder… wonder what that is all about… He closed his eyes as Cu’s tongue returned to gently lap up the jizz that was on his body. Maybe if… close my eyes for a bit… this all has to be a dream… the most intense one I have ever… He let go and passed out, his head throbbing from all the excitement and banging around.
***
Ugh… where am I? Gerald thought as he came too, blinking a few times, but all he saw was black. Great! Blindness! Must have fallen off of Cu too damn hard. Had that crazy dream and now- someone is sucking my dick… please let it Lugh at the very least and not who I think- Oh fuck. The darkness he was seeing moved, revealing he was in fact not blind, and he saw, albeit with some fuzzy vision, that it was none other than Cu who was sucking his dick. He looked around warily and saw that Cu was sitting down next to the tree, and he, assuming that Cu had found some way to get Gerald out, was sitting on Cu’s right muscular, and warm, thigh. “H-hi, buddy… You feeling less agitated now?” Gerald asked, trying to remain calm, all too aware now that his cock and balls were in the horse’s powerful jaws.
Suddenly, he tensed up, and he came again, and he watched as the horse, with Cu’s mouth still clamped down on his junk, swallowed his seed in loud powerful gulps. The hell… why is he still doing this- Oh, right. Cu was known for being an outright hog when it came to the saltlick that Patrick would get for the horses and cows, even going as far as to kick them whenever another horse got too close to “his” saltlick. Guess he likes the taste of it… great. Cu unlatched his mouth from Gerald and pulled his head back to swallow what was left of Gerald’s man juice, licking his chops after the fact. Cu then looked at Gerald and gave a soft nicker, his giant eyes examining his former rider. “Ok, well, that was, uh, fun. Yeah, really fun. But I- EEP!” Gerald said as he tried to get up, only for Cu to snort and chomp the air right in front of him, the clacking of his teeth making Gerald’s bones quiver.
“O-oh ok, gu-guess you don’t want me to move. Ok, that is fine. I guess I can stay here. Right on you. For your convenience.” Gerald said, scared and not wanting to make the massive hoofed mammal. He could easily bite me in half at this size. He thought as Cu licked his lips again, coming over to lick Gerald again with his massive tongue. Gerald closed his eyes as the extremely warm and moist organ came back and just went with it as it began to lick him all over again. You just have to wait for Lugh to return. Yeah, you just have to wait this fucking oversize furry deviant. That thought in his mind, he couldn’t help though, when Cu again put Gerald’s genitals into his mouth and began to suck and lick, to moan in pleasure as the sopping wet and again warm muscle engulfed his man meat. Just got to wait…
***
Jesus… Lugh! Where the fuck are you?! Gerald thought with despair as he was still in his current predicament. Cu was still sucking him off, and Gerald had lost count how many times the horse had made him cum to devour his salty seed. It has to have been hours since all this shit went down! Where could he be- Oh! I bet he is fucking Wendy! That little incestuous fuck! He twitched as he experienced yet another orgasm, this one actually making his head hurt, making him groan loudly from the pain. He realized though, that this was a dry orgasm, no splooge coming from his cock this time. Cu seemed to realize this and made a few disgruntled sounding snorts as he let Gerald go. “Sorry Cu, I think I am all tapped out here.” Gerald said, looking nervously at the horse, “Didn’t even think that was possible.”
He began to sweat, afraid of what the horse was going to do if he didn’t cum up with the goods. He looked around with one last final hope that Lugh was on his way, and his heart leapt out of his chest as he saw, with still somewhat messed up vision, a large black four legged creature off in the distance. Cu saw it too and snorted, his ears flicking about, showing his agitation. Oh thank God! I will literally give Patrick everything back and offer to work for him for free for half a year if- Oh… that isn’t Lugh. Fuck me. It turned out, as the creature got closer and closer, it was none other than Bully the breeding bull. Lugh had come up with that name for the dehorned bovine. Bully mooed as he got real close to Cu and Gerald, tilting his head in wonder at the sight of Gerald, the bull’s gaze now fully on the sweaty shrunken stablehand.
Cu neighed loudly as the bull approached, as if to tell the bovine to back off. Bully ignored him and came right up to Gerald, his hooves making the ground shake as he did, such was the size of the bull, who was Patrick’s prize breeder. Gerald flinched as he felt the warmth of Bully’s foul smelling breath as the bull proceeded to sniff him, his nose just a few inches away from the man who this morning let him out of his pen. Gerald watched as the cow opened his mouth and his dark gray/black tongue rolled out, ready to taste Gerald. The slimy organ only had a few seconds to lick off some of his sweat, before Cu nearly lost it, getting up, making Gerald fall to the dirt, and neighing loudly in protest.Gerald barely got up when the two giant black farm animals started to push one another, mooing and neighing intermingling. I- This can be my chance! While these two idiots are duking it out, I can escape, go find a better place to hide! Might even find Lugh or Patrick!
Just as he took a step back, both animals stopped and looked at him before glancing back at the other and then back at him. Gerald trembled as Cu licked his chops and Bully licked his nose. Oh. Fuck. Before Gerald even knew what was happening, he was running as fast as his battered body could carry him, the earth shaking violently as the two hooved animals gave chase. The only reason, and he knew this because he kept glancing back, he was not yet dead, was because Cu and Bully, who were neck and neck, kept slamming into one another to make the other lose his gains. He looked around and saw three options of escape in the field: A hole in the ground, a decayed hollowed out log, and some extremely tall grass. He had to choose soon, otherwise, he was a dead, shrunken, man.
***
Ludicrous Log Lunch (Cow Ending)
The log! I can hide in there! Gerald thought as he ran, his head still hurting from all the activity from before, towards the sad remnants of what once was a mighty tree. He ran into the opening on the left side of the log, and just in time, as Cu had nearly caught up with him. He barely managed to get in far enough as Cu stuck his head in and chomped, getting nothing but air, though he came close. Jesus! He almost took my foot off! Gerald thought as he backed up farther into the log. He looked at the other side and sighed with relief, there looked like safety. He glanced back and cackled as he saw Cu had gotten himself stuck, the horse neighing with anger and frustration as he either tried to get himself out of the log, or go back to trying to nip/chomp Gerald. “You stupid animal! I hope you stay here! If I ever get back to my original height, I will make it my life’s goal to send you to the fucking glue factory!” Gerald yelled.
He turned and ran for the opening on the other side at full speed, nothing was going to stop him from escaping. Except for Bully, whose head poked in on the other side his dark eyes staring at Gerald. The bull gave a short moo, and Gerald’s heart nearly stopped, along with his feet, causing him to stumble and slide. He tried to regain traction, trying to stop himself from sliding right to the giant bovine, only to do just that. He came to a stop just as his now shivering body reached Bully’s face. “N-ni-nice boy, remember me? I gave you my half eaten apple a few days ago? And also gave you a nice head pat just this morning? You wouldn’t hurt me, would you?” he asked, scared out of his wits once again, sweating like he had never done before.
The cow moved his head in closer to him, and began to sniff again. Oh God, oh God! Please just tell me he was just extremely curious. He tried to crawl away just as Bully opened his mouth and bit down on Gerald’s legs, causing the stablehand to scream in both terror and pain. Cu was still neighing, and stuck, when Gerald was lifted up out of the log by the bull. Bully lifted his head all the way up into the air, with Gerald still screaming as he was lifted to a height that made him queasy. What made him even more so, was when Bully opened his mouth slightly enough for Gerald to slide even farther into the bull’s mouth, up to his chest before the bull closed his mouth again. Gerald began to pound the bull’s lips with his fists, screaming in pain as the bull began to chew on his legs, not breaking them or anything, but it felt like cinder blocks were pounding on his shins.
“Let me go! Let me go! You stupid animal! I’m not food! You dumb beast! Let me go!” screeched Gerald, desperate to get away. He- He can’t eat me, right? He wouldn’t! Tears were running down his face as the giant tongue of Bully’s began to lick his back and ass, tasting the salt of his sweat. “No! No! No!” screamed Gerald like a kid when Bully mooed and opened his mouth, Gerald being pulled all the way in. He tried to stop his descent, grabbing onto a tooth, and immediately regretting it when Bully closed his mouth, crushing his hand and darkening his vision. “Nooo! Bully! Noo! Let me go!” Gerald yelled, “You don’t eat meat!” The only light he saw was the tiny brief bit that came through as Bully continued to chew him. Gerald suddenly felt something pulling on his legs and he tried to claw at the tongue, trying to stop what was happening. “No! Bully!” he cried, “Don’t you dare swall-”
*GULP*
“Oh nooo! No! No!” Gerald cried as he went down the tight tube, still trying to stop himself from being food. He screamed like a little girl as he exited the esophagus, expecting to be burned alive by the acid, only to then remember that the bovine’s first stomach, the rumen, did not contain any acid. But… it still breaks things down… oh Christ, will I survive to be spit out? Will I even manage to come out as… cud? He began to weep, the hopelessness of the situation starting to get to him. Even if Lugh found out what happened, and that if was extremely impossible at this point, he would be too far gone. This is it. This is how I die. For years, I told myself I would not die a farm worker, now look at me! I am a salty stablehand snack for a fucking cow! “It’s not fair!” he yelled, punching the stomach wall, “I was meant to be something more than this shit! Not to be shit! You fucking cow, I hope you die from eating me! Or get mad cow’s disease!” His anger dissipated quickly and he began to cry again as the stomach rocked, churning and vibrating him. Breaking him down to be digested.
***
Lugh whistled as he and Wendy, still on horseback, watched as Bully shook his head, licked his lips, and began to eat some grass around the log. “Well, my dad wanted Gerald gotten rid of, and, well, Bully helped us do that.” Lugh said with a cackle and a smile. “Wait,” Wendy said, patting Bitterbutt on the neck, “is that why Patrick asked me to bring some shrinking powder? And why he had you bring me along?” “The powder, yes.” Lugh said, winking at her, “The ride was for me to see you in those jean shorts, Aunt Wendy. And to eventually get you out of them. To have my own ride.” Wendy snickered and rolled her eyes. After calming down Bitterbutt, who did not like Wendy’s perfume, they had ridden back to see Gerald being eaten by the breeding bull. Well, we rode back after fucking both our brains out. He is such a cutie.
“Well, happy to hear you two had such a great time.” Cu said, the horse’s head still in the log, “Can you two horny horndogs help me get out of here?” Lugh laughed as he dismounted, and proceeded to help his mother’s familiar out of his predicament. “How did you end up like that?” Lugh asked him, patting Cu’s neck after getting the horse out. “Ok, so, after Wendy accidentally started that whole shebang with the shrinking powder,” Cu began, shaking his head to get some crap out of his mane, “and after I threw that thief off of me to avoid getting shrunk myself, I kind of… Ugh, don’t tell Bea. She will never let me hear the end of it.” Wendy giggled and nodded, as did Lugh.
“Ok, so I tried to get rid of Gerald on my own, only for… me to get a taste of something I haven’t had before. Something salty. And, well, Lugh, you know how much I like muh salt.” the black stallion said, “So, in short, for the few hours you two were off doing it, I myself was sucking Gerald off till I got my fill, or rather when he ran out of his goo.” “Wow. Just wow.” Wendy said with a loud giggle, “So Gerald there went from being a saltlick, or rather a saltsuck, to cow chow. Ha! What did he do again to get Patrick so pissed at him?” “Dad found out that our supposedly loyal stablehand was stealing from us. He knew about Poo Project , and was going to steal some of the manure and sell it to a rival company.” Lugh said, getting back on his horse, “He didn’t get the real deal though.”
“Woah! What?! Patrick has been working on that stuff for years! Yeesh! No wonder he wanted Gerald gone.” Wendy said, “Ok, a few more questions here: What were you planning on doing with him originally once I shrunk him down? And what did he get instead of the Poo? Horse crap?” “Ha! He wishes!” Cu said with a snicker, before looking at Lugh with amusement, “Should we tell her?” Lugh laughed and adjusted himself on his saddle, leaning in towards his dad’s adoptive cousin. “The shit he was fondling and drooled over? The same poop, which he also smelled to check the consistency, that he planned to sell to the highest bidder? …It was mine.” Wendy felt her jaw go slack and her eyes widen. “No fucking way.” she said, shocked, before breaking out in cackles and hoots, “Holy shit!” “Literally! Closest he would ever get to getting a taste of my ass!” Lugh said, tearing up.
“So… what were you originally planning on doing with him then?” Wendy asked, trying to breathe after absolutely losing it. “Oh, I was planning on the two of us having some fun with him after we had sex, making him watch, before either I ate him or you did.” Lugh said. “What? Was I even considered to be the one to end him?” Cu asked gruffly, snorting. “Eh, I mean if you asked to. I mean, would you have? Horses can’t eat meat.” Lugh pointed out. “Neither can cows, but look at lardass over there, digesting Gerald as we speak.” Cu said, gesturing with his snout back over to Bully, “And yeah, I would have, guy tasted fucking great, wouldn’t have minded the protein.” “Ok, well if that is all done, want to head back?” Wendy asked innocently before seductively licking her lips, “Want to go a few more rounds before I have to head back home.”
“Couldn’t you stay the night?” Lugh asked with a playful pout, as he and Wendy turned and rode off along with Cu next to them, “Wouldn’t mind going balls deep in your ass more than a few more times.” Before Wendy could answer, Bully, who was still eating grass, let out a large fart, causing the trio to laugh. “Think he will come up as cud, Cu?” Lugh asked his witch of a mother’s familiar. “Heh, if he did, he would not be alive. Or solid.” Cu reported with a chuckle. “Well Lugh, that does sound tempting…” Wendy said with lust, before sadly smiling, “Though, I do need to get back. However… since it is a while till we get back.” Wendy skillfully leaned sideways, while still riding Bitterbutt, and put her head right near Lugh’s crotch. “Hey.” Lugh said with an amused smile, “What are you- oh, holy cats! How did you unzip my zipper with just your tongue?!” “Wow. Skills.” Cu commented, before leaning his head in to watch a master at work.
***
Easy Equine Eats (Horse Ending)
The grass! They might lose me in there! Gerald thought as he turned and ran for the enormous patch of grass that swayed in the slight breeze. Or they might trample me! But it is worth a damn try! He ran into the near forest like greenery as fast as he could, trying not to yelp as the grass whipped his skin as he ran. He could hear and feel the two animals continue to pursue him, though it sounded like they had lost sight of him. He came to a stop after a full minute of running, trying to control his loud breathing, not wanting to make a sound. He almost did though when Bully ran over him, the bull’s hooves clearing through the grass like it was nothing. Gerald kept it together in the end, and the bull passed him, snorting and mooing angrily. Gerald waited a while as the ground stopped moving, and the bull’s aggravated bemoaning came less and less loud as the bull moved on, presumably still searching for him.
He waited some more, expecting Cu to come looking for him as well. That damn horse. This- This is his fault! If he hadn’t thrown me off, I never would have been hit by that powder that did this to me! He waited a little more while he steamed, and while also trying to figure out his next course of action. Maybe I can make it back to the tree… get a good view from there and plan my way out of here. Might even be able to see if Lugh and his hot aunt/cousin are still around, maybe even looking for me. He waited some more, but no giant stallion came in sight. Taking a moment to compose himself before he began to back track out of the tall turf, following, ironically, the paths that Bully had made in his rampageous attempt to catch him and do God knows what. He could have just wanted to lick me, like Cu had. Or… no, no, he wouldn’t have eaten me. He is a dumb animal, but even dumb animals know what they can or cannot eat.
He managed to get out of the grass and out back into the open. He took a deep breath and exhaled. Ok, calm down, you made it. Just walk calmly back to the tree. Well, at a moderate, almost brisk, pace. He took a few steps before frowning and sighing again, as a giant, black shadow overtook him. He slowly turned around to see none other than Cu standing right behind him. “You followed me out of there, didn’t you?” he asked the horse in a rhetorical manner. To his surprise, the horse nodded in response. “Don’t suppose you are willing to just leave me be, can you?” Gerald asked, at first thinking the horse nodded by coincidence or something. To his further surprise and awe, the horse shook his head, his heavy black hair swishing about in the air. Ok, that was… odd. Alright, just slowly back up, calmly.
“Easy boy, just gonna go for a little walk to the tree. Ok?” Gerald said as he began to back up, his hands up, “Just- Just leave me be, and maybe-” His sentence was interrupted by a sharp whinny from Cu, who licked his lips, and to Gerald’s fear, bared his teeth at him. Oh fuck… fuck it! He quickly made a dash for the tree, but found his legs were cramping up, the muscles exhausted from the constant running for his life, the adrenaline long gone. He tripped and fell just shortly after he began to get away, getting, ironically, a charley horse in his left calf. “Christ!” he cried as his face hit the dirt. Fighting the pain, he turned his head around to see Cu slowly sauntering over to him, making a noise that sounded like chuckling. Da fuck?! “No, no, no.” he whimpered, trying to crawl away, just as Cu caught up to him, and began to lick his legs.
Gerald flinched as he felt Cu stop from licking his legs, to then trying to scoop him up, the giant horse’s tongue going underneath his legs and up to his crotch. He clawed at the dirt, still trying his damndest to get out of danger, only to be left with handfuls filled with dirt as the stallion picked him up. He cried out in pain, tears running down his face, as Cu’s teeth clamped down on his back and ribs. He screamed when the horse began, using his massive teeth, to rotate Gerald around, licking his crotch as he did, getting Gerald hard again, despite all the pain and fear. Why?! “Cu! Please! Put me down! Don’t do this! I’m- I’m-” Gerald tearfully begged, “I’m sorry that I have been such an ass to you! Please! Don’t kill me! Don’t bite me in half!”
He continued to beg, as if the dumb animal would understand him. Cu lifted his head up, with Gerald still hanging out by his waist from the horse’s mouth. Gerald looked around tearfully again, hoping someone was coming. Or for anything to happen to save him. But all he saw was the open field and hills. “Damn you. Please… stop.” he begged, pounding his right fist on the black stallion’s snout, to no effect. Suddenly, he heard other horses, and his heart began to race. Lugh. “FIANN! OVER HERE! HELP!” he cried, making Cu flinch, “OVER- NO! NO! NO-!” He yelled and shouted as Cu suddenly opened his mouth and began to swallow Gerald, the stablehand’s feet quickly being pulled down, with his former rider going down his tongue like a warm slip-and-slide.
Gerald tried to grab onto anything to stop from sliding to his doom. He quickly tried to grab onto one of the front teeth from his potential devourer, only to just as quickly let go when Cu closed his mouth with a chomp, barely avoiding his hand from being bit in twain. But he was still sliding down the tongue, his legs now halfway down Cu’s throat. He- He’s eating me?! ME?! “NO! NO !” he cried, and tried to climb up the tongue, only for Cu to, loudly, gulp, pulling him down with such force, he heard his arms pop out of place before he felt them. “ ARGHAHH I !” he screamed, his chest now feeling the pressure as he was more than halfway into the horse’s damp esophagus. “Cu! NO! GOD! NOT LIKE THIS! NO!” he screamed, his throat raw, “NO-!”
*GULP*
Gerald’s ears popped, just like his arms, from the pressure of being swallowed, causing them to ring more fiercely than before. Every part of his body was in utter pain as he went down, with him crying just as much in pain as well as terror. He- HE ATE ME! THE SAME DAMN HORSE WHO BLEW ME, ATE ME! I- I- I AM GOING TO DIE! I AM GOING TO BE DIGESTED! BY A FUCKING HORSE! He whimpered as he was deposited into a warm pool of acid, expecting for unimaginable pain as the sour smell filled his nostrils. He was surprised to find that the acid was not burning him in the slightest, in fact, it was like he was sitting in a hot tub set to medium. “God… how could this happen to me?” he said tearfully, “I was so damn close to the high life. The life I- Fuck! Fuck you! You stupid monster! I hope I give you indigestion!” He went into a fetal position as the stomach around him quaked from the loud growl it let loose, crying like a child. I’m- I’m nothing more than food now for this horse. The same horse I would ride time and time again… the same horse who fucking blew me… “WHY?!” he yelled as he finally felt the acid starting to take effect, his skin beginning to tingle.
***
“Ah! Damn! He hit the fucking spot!” Cu said to himself, completely content. “Looks like that indeed.” he heard Lugh say and he turned his head to see his witch’s son sitting on Peanut, with Wendy alongside, riding a now calm Bitterbutt. “Dad wanted me to get rid of Gerald, and I guess that works.” Lugh said with a chuckle, “He taste good?” “Oh fuck, yes.” Cu said, the familiar glad Gerald had chosen to ride on him all the way out here, “Him and his salty seed was de-lici-ous.” “Wait,” Wendy said, patting Bitterbutt on the neck, “is that why Patrick asked me to bring some shrinking powder? And why he had you bring me along?” “The powder, yes.” Lugh said, winking at her, “The ride was for me to see you in those jean shorts, Aunt Wendy. And to eventually get you out of them. To have my own ride.” Wendy snickered and rolled her eyes.
“You two bone after calming down poor Bitterbutt?” Cu asked, “He kept saying how your perfume-” “Was overwhelming his sensitive nose. Yes, I know.” Wendy said with a pout as she lovingly stroked her horse’s hair, “Well, after a few rides on Lugh, I sweated that stuff off. Note to self, use less perfume when going out for a horse ride.” “Or none at all would work too.” Lugh said with a mischievous grin, his emerald eyes flashing, “I like the smell of milf B.O.” “Jesus fucking Christ, you are so- Ooo!” Cu began, only to ninny a little as he felt Gerald beginning to put up a fight, “Feels like my food has a little kick in it still, hehe.” “So, want to run me through how you came to eat our former stablehand?” Lugh asked, leaning in coyly in his saddle.
“When Wendy bolted here, and accidentally shrunk Gerald, I tried to get rid of him on my own, only for… me to get a taste of something I haven’t had before. Something salty. And, well,I told you, you know how much I like muh salt.” the black stallion said, “So, in short, for the few hours you two were off doing it, I myself was sucking Gerald off till I got my fill, or rather when he ran out of his goo.” “Wow. Just wow.” Wendy said with a loud giggle, “So Gerald there went from being a saltlick, or rather a saltsuck, to an equestrian eat. Ha! What did he do again to get Patrick so pissed at him?” “Dad found out that our supposedly loyal stablehand was stealing from us. He knew about Poo Project , and was going to steal some of the manure and sell it to a rival company.” Lugh said, getting back on his horse, “He didn’t get the real deal though.”
“Woah! What?! Patrick has been working on that stuff for years! Yeesh! No wonder he wanted Gerald gone.” Wendy said, “Ok, a few more questions here: What were you planning on doing with him originally once I shrunk him down? And what did he get instead of the Poo? Horse crap?” “Ha! He wishes!” Cu said with a snicker, before looking at Lugh with amusement, “Should we tell her?” Lugh laughed and adjusted himself on his saddle, leaning in towards his dad’s adoptive cousin. “The shit he was fondling and drooled over? The same poop, which he also smelled to check the consistency, that he planned to sell to the highest bidder? …It was mine.” Wendy's jaw went slack and her eyes widened. “No fucking way.” she said, shocked, before breaking out in cackles and hoots, “Holy shit!” “Literally! Closest he would ever get to getting a taste of my ass!” Lugh said, tearing up.
“So… what were you originally planning on doing with him then?” Wendy asked, trying to breathe after absolutely losing it. “Oh, I was planning on the two of us having some fun with him after we had sex, making him watch, before either I ate him or you did.” Lugh said. “What? Was I even considered to be the one to end him?” Cu asked gruffly, snorting. “Eh, I mean if you asked to. Though, I thought horses couldn’t eat meat.” Lugh pointed out. “Neither can cows, but Bully over there tried his damndest too as well.” Cu said, gesturing with his snout back over to Bully, who was on top of a hill, “And, case in point, I do eat meat, Gerald tasted fucking great, and I do not mind the protein. Will make my ass look even more nice and muscular.” “Ok, well if that is all done, want to head back?” Wendy asked innocently before seductively licking her lips, “Want to go a few more rounds before I have to head back home.”
“Couldn’t you stay the night?” Lugh asked with a playful pout, as he and Wendy turned and rode off along with Cu next to them, “Wouldn’t mind going balls deep in your ass more than a few more times.” Before Wendy could answer, Cu, who was trotting at a nice pace, let out a large fart, causing the Fianns to laugh. “Yeesh, he really doesn’t want to go.” Cu said, “Too bad though, he is my food now, not my rider. Say… Lugh, how about when we get back, I let you go balls deep in me instead of Wendy? I could use the exercise, burn off the calories and fat Gerald would produce. And my ass is better than hers.” “Hey! It is not… right?” Wendy asked Lugh with a questionable pout. “I mean, if we are going by size… Uh… How about a threesome?” Lugh asked, grinning widely, “I pound Cu while he pounds you?” Cu looked at Wendy, who looked at him. “Sounds doable.” Wendy said. “Agreed.” Cu concurred, already growing at the thought of fucking Wendy and Lugh fucking him. “Woah, you are hung like a- Oh right.” Wendy said, shaking her head, and making both Cu and Lugh laugh.
***
Lugh’s Lunch (Quasi-Twunk Ending)
The hole! They might not be able to reach me if I am in there! Gerald thought as he made his way to the hole in the ground, hoping that whatever made it was long gone. The ground continued to shake as the two colossal creatures continued to race after him. He dove into the hole just as they caught up with him, he didn’t look as he fell in, but he could hear the gnashing of Cu’s teeth. He hit the dirt just as everything darkened. He turned to see Cu putting his snout into the hole, his teeth chomping the air between Gerald and him. Gerald cowered as Cu managed to start closing that distance, his teeth getting closer and closer. The stablehand looked around in the dimness of the hole, and saw no exit, everything was covered in dirt. Trapped. I’m trapped.
He expected Cu to keep on coming, for the horse to eventually get him and do God knows what to him. However, to his relief, Cu stopped getting close, his teeth gnashing replaced with disgruntled sounds, and Gerald saw the horse trying to now get his snout out of the hole, rather than trying to go in further. Is he- Is he stuck? That did seem to be the case, as Cu eventually stopped moving and sighed as a horse could. Oh thank you God! He laid back in the dirt and tried to relax. I am safe… well, safer than I was before. I mean, I am still trapped down here. But hey, maybe if Cu stays put due to being stuck, Lugh might see him when he comes back! And- and- and then I would be safe!
With that cheerful thought in mind, he really did relax, the dirt down in the hole kind of cool and comfy, making it rather easy. He closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep. He lost track of time as he did. Gerald awoke with a start however, when Cu neighed, making him jump. “Cu? What are you doing?” he could hear a muffled Lugh ask the horse, “Are you stuck? Oh Lord, you weren’t trying to eat another chipmunk were you?” I’M SAVED! “LUGH! DOWN HERE! I NEED HELP!” Gerald shouted as loud as he could, sitting up, his heart beating hard. He saw Cu’s snout twist about a little, and, with Lugh outside grunting, presumably help Cu out, light once again fully illuminated the hole as the horse’s snout was free.
A shining emerald eye peered into the hole and widened. “Oh. Gerald.” his employer’s son said simply. “Lugh! Thank Heaven! You need to help me! Get me out of here!” Gerald cried, the weight of his situation hitting him again as Lugh’s hand entered the hole. Gerald briefly closed his eyes, to protect them from dirt, as Lugh wrapped his fingers around him like a cage and pulled him out. “Well, this was not how I planned this morning to go.” Lugh said, lifting Gerald all the way up to his handsome face. “No kidding. Lugh, I have no idea what happened to me.” Gerald said, quivering, “But I need help. I mean, look at me, I am, like, the size of a candy bar here. Wendy-” “Accidentally spooked Bitterbutt with her perfume, which kicked off her shrinking powder being tossed into the air,” Lugh said, chuckling, “I assume Cu here tried to eat you after the fact, didn’t you Cu?”
“Lugh- Wait. SHRINKING POWDER?!” Gerald cried in surprise, “YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?!” “Knew it? He planned it.” a voice Gerald didn’t recognize said. Gerald turned his head to see only Wendy, who was looking at him with amusement as she rode a calmed down Bitterbutt, and Cu. “Who- Who said that? I am so damn confused. And I think I have a concussion.” Gerald said, looking back at Lugh, “What is going on here?” “Well,” the voice said again, and Gerald turned to see it was none other than Cu, “let’s just say we are taking care of a low life thief… who is fucking tasty as fuck. Lugh, here, let me take him off of your hands.” Gerald was in complete shock, first being shrunk down and now there is a talking horse. “I’m dreaming. Yeah, I am dreaming. I am not small and Cu can’t talk. I’m dreaming.” Gerald said softly to himself.
“Eh, no. You are not. This is real.” Lugh said to him with a snicker before shaking his head at Cu, “And you had your chance to eat him. And- Bully, shoo, go eat some grass, there you go. Anyway, Gerald, tell me, what do you know about Project Poo? ” Gerald’s heart stopped and everything around him went into slow-mo. Oh fuck. “Nothing. What is that?” Gerald asked after gulping down his fear. “Patrick’s top secret fertilizer project.” Wendy said, narrowing her eyes at him, “What did Gerald here do? Steal some of it.” “Well, he attempted to. But yes,” Lugh said, “despite all that my dad had done for him, he tried to make a quick buck by selling off some of the Poo to a number of my dad’s company’s competitors. Didn’t you?” Gerald looked and saw that he had no way out of this and sighed before nodding.
“How did you know? And how is Cu able to talk? And how is it that I shrank?” Gerald asked, now all too aware of the compromising situation he was in. “Funny, all three can be answered in one word: Witchcraft.” Lugh said with a grin, “My mom is a witch, as is Aunt Wendy here. My mom was scrying via her makeup mirror, using it like a security camera, when she saw you overlooking documents concerning Project Poo and taking photos of them. Cu here is her familiar, a magical companion of sorts. Witches have certain abilities that are at their disposal, like making various powders, hence the shrinking powder, the all around favorite.” Gerald’s head was spinning about, and he groaned. “I think I really do have a concussion.” he muttered, “But why shrink me? I get that you’re pissed about me… stealing, but why-” “To eat you.” Lugh said.
Gerald looked at the young man in absolute horror as Lugh gleefully tightened his grip on him. “No.” Gerald said in a whisper. “Yes.” Lugh said in a playful whisper. “No.” Gerald said in a normal voice. “Oh, yes.” Lugh said. “No, no, no!” Gerald cried, twisting about, trying to get free. “Yes, yes, yes! You are fucking lunch!” Lugh said, suddenly becoming bitter, “My dad paid you well, sure, it wasn’t the life you wanted, but I bet many would kill to get paid sixty bucks an hour for five hours a day on a five day work week.” “Um, yeah, holy shit, that is like eighty grand a year before taxes!” Wendy said, guffawed, “Five hours per day?! Da fuck?!” “Didn’t even need to do much. He would be done cleaning the stables in two hours.” Cu said with a snort, “Basically got paid to just sit around and look good.” Gerald was shaking now, fear pouring out of his pores along with sweat.
“Mhm, salting yourself I see. Good.” Lugh said, licking his lips. Cu came over and sniffed Gerald. “Fuck. Come on, let me eat him. Pretty please? I will suck your dick after I swallow him, drown him in your cum. That would be salty justice.” the black demon stallion begged. “You- You’re so fucking gay for a fucking horse.” Gerald said, still in shock of all that was happening, “I don’t want to be the twink’s lunch either.” “Twink? I am not a twink, you ass.” Lugh said. “Eh, you’re actually kind of there, truth be told. You certainly have a teenage girl’s ass.” Wendy said with a half smile, “Your legs are more muscular though… I guess the proper terminology for you would be twunk.” “She is right.” Cu said, licking his chops, “Come on, pull it out and let me get you going.” “Beastialilty. Wrong.” Gerald said, feeling lightheaded.
“My, how observant of you, Gerald.” Lugh said before chuckling, “Hey, since you are so observant, remember the samples of the Poo Project you took? The ones you fondled, smelled, and checked for consistency?” Gerald was extremely hesitant to answer, still frightened that Lugh was planning on gobbling him up. “Ye-Yes?” he said, trembling as Lugh’s stomach growled loudly. “It was all mine.” Lugh said, and Gerald felt his jaw drop, “It was me, Gerry! I replaced the actual samples with my own! While you rummaged through shit that you thought was brown gold, I was there, jerking off while you smelled it and smiled like a kid at a candy store!” Gerald’s mouth hung open as long as the silence that followed happened. Both Cu and Wendy then began laughing.
“Gross! Lugh! I mean, awesome, funny even, but gross!” Wendy said, wiping a few tears from her eyes as she lost it. “Hehe, it was so damn funny when he told me! Oh, look how broken Gerald is! HA!” Cu said, getting close to Lugh, “Oh, let me eat him to put him out of his misery. Daddy needs the protein.” “Yeesh, you and Ginger could be siblings!” Wendy said, “I need to bring her here at some point so you can meet her.” “Would love that. We do sound similar.” Cu said, still eyeing Gerald, “Ooo! Or, you can stick him in my ass! That would be sweet!” “Hey, you had your chance to eat him and failed.” Lugh said, before looking at Wendy, “You want him? I had plans for some games with him, but we have spent a good deal of time out here already.”
“You can have him, cutie.” Wendy said, “And yeah, we have, I need to get back to the manor before night sets in and shit.” “Aw, you can’t spend the night? I would mind going a few more rounds with you before you have to depart. My sex options out here are kind of limited.” Lugh said with a pout. “Hmm, we can go a few more times when we get back.” Wendy said with a sad smile, “But I can’t honey.” “Ok, that’s fine.” Lugh said, before his emerald eyes slowly moved back to Gerald, and he licked his lips, making them wet, “Speaking of fine…” “Lugh, please, don’t eat me.” Gerald asked with a sob, “I- I will do whatever you want. I can be a slave. I will do whatever you say.” “Huh, tempting…” Lugh said, tapping his chin, but then his stomach growled, and he chuckled and patted his belly.
“But not as tempting as swallowing you whole.” Lugh said, in an almost seductive tone, “Want me to gratify you before I eat ya?” “Go to hell, fag. I hope that I give you the squirts and shakes.” Gerald said in tearful defiance, getting over his shock, “For the record, you aren’t as charming as you think you are.” Lugh’s pleasant face darkened and he snarled. “Fine then. I hope trying to steal from my generous father was worth it in the end, you fucking ungrateful, greedy, piece of shit.” Lugh said, before opening his mouth wide, and Gerald then was tossed in. Gerald, in a fit of defiance in the face, or mouth of death, did everything he could to make Lugh’s lunch as uncomfortable as humanly possible.
I hope he chokes on me! Gerald thought with a mental roar as he bit, scratched, and punched Lugh’s extremely moist tongue, ignoring how soft it was and all. Lugh closed his lips shut, covering his father’s, soon to be former, employee in darkness. The tongue shook and lifted him up, tossing him back and forth, cheek to cheek, with Lugh moaning as he tasted Gerald. “You sonofabitch! I hate your whole damn family! I fucking curse you! Damn you!” he cried, as saliva covered his face and body, “You fucking Fianns!” He clawed like a wild animal, fear being momentarily replaced with primal rage, but at his height, he had no effect. Damn you. He thought as the tongue lifted straight up and he went sliding down it, yelling obscenities.
*GULP*
Dammit! Dammit, dammit! Dammit! He thought as he fell into a warm pool, which he knew had to be acid. He was expecting pain beyond belief, but instead there was none to speak of, in fact, it was kind of comfy, with the flesh of the stomach acting like a warm spongy bottom. The acidic smell, though, was strong, and he had to do his best not to gag. This is so fucking unfair! Sure, I tried to steal from them, but to do this to me?! He thought, breaking down into tears, To be eaten?! By that brat Lugh?! He sat down in the pool and held his head, which was in greater pain than anything else. The stomach then growled, vibrating his surroundings and causing the pool to ripple and shake. He groaned in despair, for he knew at this point, he was doomed. Even if Lugh were to drop dead out of nowhere, this shit will… it will still kill me. I’m- I’m food. Nothing more. He closed his eyes as he held his head, trying to hold back the monsoon of tears that were trying to break out as the stomach continued to gurgle and pop.
***
“Mhm, surprisingly, Gerald was scrumptious. Nice and salty.” Lugh said, patting his muscular midriff before belching. “Hope you are not going to let what he said spoil your mood.” Wendy said with some concern for her adoptive cousin’s son. “Psh, are you kidding?” Lugh said with an honest chuckle, “That douche put my shit to his nose and took it all in, I am not going to even think about him anymore. Besides, I know I am fucking charming as I think I am. Otherwise, how did I ever manage to convince you to stay the night?” He flashed Wendy a smile that worked on most of the mature women he slept with, hoping she would break. She instantly broke down after a brief defense, and smiled at him after a light scoff. “Oh, ok, fine. But I need to leave early in the morning.” the forty eight year old brunette bombshell said as she got off of Bitterbutt, “So, how about we do it one more time before we make our way back to your home? Then, tonight, I am going fuck your charming brains out.”
“Want to make it a threesome?” Cu said, flicking his tail with excitement, “Her ass on your face, mine on your dick?” “Why not just have sex with Peanut or Bitterbutt?” Wendy asked, already stripping down, and getting Lugh hard already. “Peanut is muh boi!” Cu said, as if insulted, before calming down, “And, as the name might imply… Bitterbutt.” Wendy looked at Lugh, who shrugged. “Uh, you’re not holding one in are you?” Lugh asked Cu, silently admitting to himself that having that large, black, muscular ass going up and down his shaft sounded nice. And most likely warm and moist… a sauna for my dick. “Oh yes, my plan is to shit all over you once you come inside.” Cu said with playful sternness before snickering, “I shat before we left. Relax and take your shorts and let me see what your mama gave you… again.”
“Hey, let’s keep my mom out of this. I know that some Fianns are down for that shit, particularly up in the icy wastes that is the People’s Kingdom of Canada, but I am so not one of them.” Lugh said as he unzipped his jean shorts and took them off, letting his semi-hardened manhood breathe as there were no underwear to speak of since Wendy tossed them into a bush earlier. “Mhm, fair enough.” Cu said, sauntering over and licking Lugh’s tip with his long, warm tongue, getting up to full mast. “We switch after the first three rounds.” Wendy said, playfully kicking off her panties with one foot. “Wait, three rounds? I thought you said ‘one more time’?” Lugh asked with a cock of his head, though still smiled. “I meant a session of sex. There can be multiple rounds in a session.” Wendy said, pressing her gravity defying bosoms together, “That a problem?”
“Nope.” Lugh said as he sat down on the grassy ground and let out another belch, “Whew! Excuse me! Must have been something I ate.” Wendy giggled as she got down on all fours and slowly began to crawl to him, purring loudly in a seductive manner. Cu chuckled as he adjusted himself, bringing his ass around to face Lugh, with it slowly descending towards Lugh’s now throbbing cock, tail lifted up, showing a large black anus. Ooo, I think today is going to be a good day . Lugh though as Wendy crawled on top of him, giving him a tongue filled kiss before crawling up, until her ass was directly over his head. Lugh giggled as he felt Gerald moving about in his stomach, the insults that the salty stablehand had said were far gone from his mind. And no one will care too much about him being gone. Lugh thought as Wendy’s delicious looking ass came into contact with his hungrily awaiting mouth, his vision completely blocked as he felt his dick enter, with extreme ease, a nice warm, strong, and moist area. Fuck yes.
THE END