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"One more time, we have to aknowledge that the deployment of CurryLabs Network Technologies, especially UIDT (Universal Instantaneous Data Transfer), is responsible for incidents in some universes, as users continue to initiate interactions with other civilization without awareness of possible incompatibilities.
Lastly, it indeed appeared that some dating apps operating on the UIDT don't take enough care to ensure that match will either not occur between incompatible species, or that every provisions are taken in order to prevent damages (either to the dating individual themeselves or to their surrounding) when "in person" meeting happens.
For these reasons, CurryLabs will do its best in the upcoming years to implement comprehensive guidelines in order to help these dating apps and their customers to spread love rather than destruction, rather than both at the same time, as it is still too often the case."
M. Curry M.D., founder and CEO of CurryLabs.
Internal communication to the personnel of the CurryLabs I.T. branch.
Author's note : I drew a sweet motherly kaiju, and I liked her thicc design, so I decided to add some vore and share... sometimes there is not much more to it ^^
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Posted by carlj 11 months ago Report
Dude must had massive rizz to grab this unit of cuteness ^^
Posted by doomed 11 months ago Report
did she eat the sandwich trucks lol
Posted by Megaflan20xx 11 months ago Report
Looks like she started with vehicles off the highway and just now noticed the actual sandwiches.
Posted by Firebird22 11 months ago Report
this dude is very lucky!
...everyone else in the area is in trouble, but he's very lucky
Posted by Ngerman 11 months ago Report
Nice digestion view
Posted by NotBatman 11 months ago Report
well the good news is there's no real "issue" here for me to work with, as intergalatic treaties are in play*
i'm also happy to update that, for now, it seems that the "bug" in galaxy matchmaking was a physical scan and make sure the "male" side does in fact fit comfortably in the "female" side of the app***
and for anyone who don't fit those genders, well i'm sure there's going to be a place for you to fit in****
*- the fine print says leaders are off the menus, it also has a rather extensive list of who's on the menu**
**- its a phone book with few names removed.
***-technically true, in practice in multitude of forms, which one was measured is not something i'm privy in the algorithm
****-insurance not included, but not withstanding.
Posted by Frakass 11 months ago Report
VOBO has performed the more in-depth analysis and research as requested by the legal department, and has discovered that the "systematic matchmaking scale error" wasn't mainly caused by a app's bug but by the "male" user overestimating the assessment of their own height when filling the datas of their profile.
VOBO is quite surprised by this result and wonder why a human would do such a thing.
Human mating habits remains quite a mistery to VOBO.
Maybe Mr NotBatman could help her on this point.
Obvious assymetrical eyelid closing.
Posted by NotBatman 11 months ago Report
Dear Vobo.
the following clause is purely biological in primitive instinct that pre-dates modern and female advancement, so take it as not a statement but historic remanent*
primate innate instinct dictate that only the most impressive and prominent males gets to lead and spread their genes, so a man to "tweak" his own numbers to be more impressive/fitting seem to be a leftover of those genes.
on the plus side though, those who do lie and can't talk the talk worth their mettle, don't get to walk away, and generally also leaving a good aftertaste in those scorned to come try again** and "correct" those offenders from the pool.
this is one of the more promising starts with someone who has more than bravado to his name, lets hope then that he can make it work rather than get worked off.
* - this predates mental awareness evolution and physical elasticity, for my sake i'd like to clarify it is no longer valid in today's biology as clearly intellect and self awareness is key to survival and advancement.
** - really they either hit it off or get a satisfying filling and revenge filled meal-date.