OMORI and friends were walking to the JUNKYARD on the bridge, as they saw several planets floating around them. Most were too far away from them, but EARTH was right next to said bridge, as the four of them stopped by it.
 OMORI looked at it, trying to decide whether to disturb it or not, when all of the sudden, KEL decided to exclaim something.
 “Wow! I've never seen a planet up close! I wonder what it feels like?”
 He extended out a hand onto the Atlantic. The many ships on it saw said giant hand descend on them from the sky, and before any of them could evacuate the impact site, he touched it.
 Quickly, the metal ships were crushed by KEL`s hand like they were nothing but small dry leaves in his way. Giant tsunamis came from the impact, demolishing the ships, islands and coasts near his hand.
 “Ooh, it feels just like a wet rock!” KEL screamt, before taking his hand off.
 “Hey KEL?” HERO replied, “I don't think you should touch that. It's someone else`s, and you left a mark.”
 “Ya KEL,” AUBREY teased, walking closer to him, “you should listen to your brother like I actually do—”
 KEL blew a raspberry in her face, “Meanie! You're only saying that because you're too scared to do it yourself!”
 “Oh ya?” AUBREY stepped closer, they were now face-to-face, “Then I'll prove you wrong! Infact, maybe I'll even sit on it!”
 She ran to the planet, and jumped, stepping on Arizona to climb the planet. Cities and towns were thrown into panic as they saw the left foot coming to them. Before any of them could do anything, it crushed them, the entire state becoming nothing more than a footprint as deep as the former Grand Canyon.
*STOMP*
 She took another step, this time on mostly eastern Canada. Her heel was directly on the Great Lakes, crushing the land and many cities; the 5 lakes reduced to a dirty wet stain on her sole.
 She took two final steps on the Arctic Ocean, one just north of Alaska, and another north of Scandinavia, crushing icebergs into a fine dust, and sending tsunamis.
 She was now on top of the world.
 “Look OMORI! I'm pretty brave; braver than KEL atleast.”
 “No fair! I didn't even get a chance!”
 “Sorry to interrupt,” HERO said to them, “but you should be careful. That planet`s surface is mostly water. We don't want you to slip and get hurt.”
 “Don't worry HERO I ca—” Right when she was about to say something to him, her feet slipped on the icy seawater, her exposed ass falling on top of the north pole.
 “Oww~” She said, as she put her hands on Siberia for support; entire forests getting crushed by her palm, “Don't worry guys, I'm oka—”
*SCHLORP*
 Her asshole started to stretch around the globe, causing the entire Arctic Ocean to start swirling into her hole. Boats, icebergs, fish, whales and more were sucked into it too with no hope of escaping.
*SCHLORP*
 AUBREY felt dizzy and overstimulated from the sudden sensation inside her. The northern lands that were still recovering from the past attack saw a massive wall of skin envelop them. Entire crowds panicked as they were held in a claustrophobic space between the flesh and the ground, unable to move themselves in this tight embrace.
*SCHLORP*
 HERO and KEL were shocked at what was happening to her, whilst OMORI was ECSTATIC. Her ass had suddenly schlorped more of the planet again. The entirety of Canada and all of its cities and monuments were crushed and absorbed by the expanding white flesh. Meanwhile, the entirety of Scandinavia and Britain were facing the same fate. Big Ben let out a final chime as it was tipped over and covered by her hole with the rest of London.
*SCHLORP*
 The rest of Europe and the United States was covered with a quick schlorp. AUBREY was almost unconscious from how overstimulated she felt!
*SCHLORP*
 The amount of land that was taken seemed to grow with each schlorp, even the mighty Himalayas were reduced to tiny bumps under her.
*SCHLORP*
 Her ass had now swallowed half of the planet, the equator dividing the land that hasn't been taken from the land that has, until finally…
*SCHLORP!!!*
 A final pull greater than the ones before it combined swallowed the remaining southern hemisphere. A wet pop being heard once even the south pole was covered.
 AUBREY started gaining her consciousness after the whole ordeal ended. Once she finally woke up, she quickly realized her predicament.
 Her belly was now as big as the planet she sat on! And what made it even worse, was that said belly was north of her!
 She turned her head to face them, but her vision was upsidedown, and all she could see was the bridge, and her friends` feet.
 “Wow AUBREY, guess you really did deserve that BUTT CERTIFICATE.” KEL remarked, breaking the silence. Most of her embarrassment was swiftly replaced with rage against this annoying prick.
 “It's no time for jokes KEL! I'm stuck here! Tell him HERO!” AUBREY yelled at the boys.
 “AUBREY's right KEL. You should apologize to her, then we can pull her up.” HERO told his brother.
 KEL looked annoyed at what he was told, before apologizing with “Fine, sorry AUBREY, that you were too s—” HERO looked at him, expecting him to give a sincere apology, “That I made fun of you!”
 “Good KEL, now we should help carry her.”
 OMORI and the pair of brothers grabbed onto her arms and pulled. Her body turned around the floating ball that was her gut, until she was parallel to the others. Then, they started pulling her onto the bridge. She was understandably annoyed by the accident, but then, she saw how ECSTATIC OMORI looked at her condition. As the group of friends gently guided her with them as they walked the bridge, she wondered if combined with how good it felt to have it go inside her, maybe this wasn't all bad.