Haruhi Gets Bored (And her friends get vored)
 
 
 
 
*North High appeared on the outside to be just like any Japanese high school. Some of the students were diligent and active, always attending classes and getting their grades up. Yet there was a group of students that sometimes inched away from the mainstream. Sometimes, they were in class, but sometimes they were wrapped up in some strange scheme that usually didn't work out as planned. These were the friends of Haruhi Suzumiya, star student of North High... While she may have looked like your typical high school girl, Haruhi was hiding a secret from even herself... A secret her friends were desperate to keep under wraps.*
 
 
"Ugohhn..." *Kyon groaned.* "Why would Haruhi call us all up here if she's not going to, well, be here?" *Kyon leaned back against the wall as he let out a sigh. Ever since he had joined the literary club, Haruhi would have him at her beck and call. He and Mikuru were told to come to the rooftop garden. Yet as expected, Haruhi wasn't there yet... It was exhausting, especially because she always seemed to have some type of weird idea in mind... Yet even Kyon would never expect what was about to walk through the door.*
 
 
"I'M HHHEEEEERRREEEEEE~!!!" *Haruhi's shrill voice pierced his ears as Kyon turned to the door.*
 
 
"Oh, finally, you show... Oh my GOD!"
 
 
*Mikuru was still letting water drip from her can before she turned to see Haruhi.* "Hm? What's going o-" *The green plastic smacked the floor as water burst across Mikuru's feet. Her and Kyon were standing there, shaking slightly as their eyes struggled to comprehend what was right in front of them...*
 
 
"Check it out!!!" *Haruhi giggled excitedly as she was lifting up her sailor fuku... While Suzumiya may have been a rather thin and frail girl, she was showing off a stomach bigger than anything these two had seen before!! What should have been a flat slab of pale meat was a distended beachball of lumpy flesh… Even at a first glance, Mikuru could vaguely see what looked like an arm and a leg poking against Haruhi’s flesh… Something was inside her stomach… or someone!*
 
 
“HARUHI!!” *Kyon was already struggling to hold his temper.* “S-so you called Mikuru and I here just to show your stuffed belly? What’s the matter with you? It’s not even lunch yet…” *Instead of replying by saying something annoying, Haruhi did something annoying instead. A raucous belch exploded from between her lips, coating Kyon in a bit of spittle. He could smell something like eggs, probably Haruhi’s breakfast, but the greater scent he smelled was…* “I… Haruhi, why does that smell like grapes and motor oil?!”
 
 
*This question was just making the smug brunette smile even wider, as she rubbed a hand on her lumpy, swollen belly… Some of the shapes and forms were becoming more clearer now that Kyon was focused on it, and he could spot something he’d never miss… The undeniable shape of a breast poking against Haruhi’s belly fat, along with a squirming elbow and a frightened-looking face! If Kyon could believe his eyes, he would have asked Ms. Suzumiya what the fuck was going on, but she ripped the words right out of his mouth.* “Look at my stomach!! I just totally ate Nagato!! It was amazing~!” *She was still licking her lips in satisfaction, while her hands squeezed and prodded different parts of Nagato’s body. She was curled up in a ball, her face and tits pressed against the bottom of Haruhi’s stomach, while her ass was just below Haruhi’s breasts.*
 
 
*Yet despite how much clearer Yuki Nagato’s form became, there was still something else trapped in Haruhi’s belly, and it was still unclear how the hell she fit a whole ‘human’ girl inside her.* “YOU ATE HER?! Ha-Haruhi, I… I’m not even going to ask how that was possible, I just have to ask why? FOR WHAT REASON WOULD YOU EAT OUR FRIEND?!?” *Despite knowing her for so long, Kyon was never used to Haruhi’s shenanigans. She always found some new improbable scheme that she inevitably dragged her friends into. And since Haruhi is sort-of-maybe-God, he had to do whatever she said… Yet this? This was beyond what they were prepared for… It wasn’t often that Haruhi brought the realm of fantasy into reality, but it never ended well. The question now was how did she do this… and why?!*
 
 
*Mikuru’s legs were trembling with fear as she cupped her hands to her chest, noticing a glint in Haruhi’s eye… That sparkle which always predated some sort of disaster. She gulped in fear as a worry came through her mind… Were they next on the menu?*
 
 
“Reeeellaaaaxxx, Kyon~!! She’s perfectly fine… for now! It takes like an hour for them to start digesting and Yuki is pretty str-”
 
 
“WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EAT HER?!” *Kyon was fighting the urge to grab her by the collar.*
 
 
“Ky-Kyon! Re-relax…” *Mikuru’s hand on Kyon’s always helped to calm him down, even as he wrestled with the concept of their friend soaking in digestive juices. He had no idea what was going on and he was sick of how familiar that feeling was. Haruhi truly had a way of getting under his skin, even though Yuki was under hers… At least Mikuru was always a beacon of sanity and beauty in this crazy world!*
 
 
“I ate her cuz I was hungry… And I saw it online! It was awesome!!” *Haruhi seemed to be brimming with glee, a childish sense of delight radiating off of her… She always seemed to know what he was doing, so clearly this was part of one of her big schemes. Mikuru, Yuki, Kyon, and Koizumi were supposed to keep her in check, but clearly they had missed this time… Yet they still didn’t know what exactly happened, though Haruhi seemed eager to explain.* “Alright alright, I can tell you have your panties in a knot, Kyon~ So follow me to the computer room! I’ll show ya what I discovered~!” *She was still completely oblivious to the consequences of her actions… Haruhi was bouncing and skipping to the computer club room like it was any regular Friday, despite her massive stomach waving around with all that girlmeat trapped inside. Once she had pushed the club door open, Kyon and Mikuru noticed something else strange about her… Haruhi’s ass was poking out of her skirt, each cheek far plumper than it ever had been before! Her booty had grown big enough that she had to use great effort just squeezing it in the door… This was unreal… And Kyon couldn’t help but blush seeing all of that booty meat wobbling freely.*
 
 
“S-so Haruhi, I’m ready to listen now.. Wh-what…what made you eat Yuki, and why did that happen to your body?!”
 
 
*The busty brunette was laughing as she slapped her fat ass on a computer chair, one that strangely seemed to have been a little wet… The computer was already fired up and she was beginning to load a strange website into the browser.* “I know this’ll seem weird at first, but watch! People can do some apparently amazing things! And god… it’s SO HOT!!!” *All of their eyes were centered on a strange pink-and-purple website, filled with strange images that boggled Kyon and Mikuru’s minds… But that wasn’t her focus - Haruhi was centered on a video opened up to the two of them…* “I was just randomly browsing online when I found some weird porn! Then I was browsing weird porn and I saw some WEIRD porn! Check this out… and you’ll understand why Yuki is having a belly bath!!”
 
 
*The video began to roll…Standing 6 feet tall, a beautiful and muscular woman was flexing her arms in a mirror. Her gym clothes were matted in sweat as she kept pumping iron, the dumbbells in her hands easily clearing 100 pounds… Next to the tall ginger was a much shorter blonde, with scrawny arms that were struggling to lift even the kiddie weights. The bigger woman laughed at her, with the most stilted porn acting Kyon had ever heard. “Heh, such a little girl, you can’t even lift. You need some protein or you’ll never get gains like me. Ha, haha!” The big ginger kept lifting her massive weights, sweat dripping from every pore of her body, before she let the weights fall to the ground. Kyon noticed that they didn’t make a sound, but he could already tell they were fake from how badly the actress was pretending to lift. Her fat, sweaty, muscled ass was completely eclipsing the camera as she was bending over to grab the dumbbells again. Until… “Wh-what? H-heey, get your tongue off my aaassss!” *The camera was very awkwardly closing in on her cheeks as strange ‘gulping’ sounds could be heard, while the tall ginger was letting out fake screams of ‘fear.’ “N-NOOOOO!!! St-stop it, you’re eating me! Don’t swallow my ass!!” *The camera work was awkward, the acting was annoying, and the sound effects were almost laughable… Yet Mikuru was staring in wide-eyed fear at the fake vore video, while Haruhi was giggling and rubbing her lap… Through strange and ridiculous camera movements, the three were led to believe that the tiny blonde had actually swallowed that huge ginger. And once the camera pulled back, she was wearing a huge silicone stomach over her once tiny belly.* “O-ohhh wwooowww… you made my belly so biiiiggg…”
 
 
*Kyon shut the video off at this point. He’d see enough. Haruhi was just looking at him with a goofy grin as she was giggling softly.* “Hehehe~! So, what did ya think~?”
 
 
“That… was disgusting.” *Kyon just had to sit down and put his hands on his head. He was struggling to comprehend this stupidity on his own… Usually Koizumi was here to help him understand Haruhi’s nonsense, but he was nowhere to be found either…*
 
 
*Mikuru seemed even more confused and afraid than before.* “Th-that was a weird video! H-how did she do that…? And why did you do that to Nagato-san…?”
 
 
*Haruhi was just getting smugger and smugger by the second, in a way that always aggravated Kyon.* “Cuz it was hot! Look at that stomach on that blonde bimbo! She swallowed the ginger girl like it was nothing! So I just had to try it out!” *Haruhi smacked her stomach a few times, making Yuki wriggle a bit more inside. They could vaguely hear a frightened call from beneath Haruhi’s pudge, which sent more shivers up Mikuru’s spine!* “So it all started last week, when I got my gym grades back and saw that I was falling behind most of the other girls! So naturally, I gotta pump up and get stronger! I was looking up ‘how to get a sexy body’ and accidentally found that video…”
 
 
*Haruhi was leaning back with a smile as she recounted that afternoon like a blissful memory… “I watched that video in the computer room this morning, right before I had to go to class! I was making my little plans all class, trying to pick the best person to eat, and then I finally saw Yuki!! We were the only ones here in the SOS club room… She was reading her book in the corner… So I locked the door, walked up behind her, and shoved her head in my mouth!!! Ohhh… Her face tasted like grapes and plums, the pleasant sweetness was almost intoxicating. I couldn’t help but take another powerful gulp, as Yuki’s throat and chest sunk down my throat… I don’t know how, but it was super easy!! I swallowed her plump butt and those long legs and pretty soon, she was just a pile of meat in my belly~!!!” *Haruhi was licking her lips as her pleasant memory faded, seemingly ready to try it again…* “So that’s what happened! And that’s why I ate Yuki! And she tasted damn good~!”
 
 
*Mikuru didn’t know how much fear she was supposed to be feeling, while Kyon couldn’t feel anything except confusion and annoyance. He could wrap his head around why Haruhi ate Yuki - she was crazy - but what he couldn’t wrap his head around was the disappearance of Koizumi… Usually he would be here to explain how Haruhi’s strange godlike powers could warp reality in such weird and stupid ways. Kyon didn’t feel ready to ask that quite yet, but there was something else crawling from the back of his mind that he needed to understand, something that almost scared him to ask.* “S-so do you plan on digesting her?! You’re gonna just kill your friend like that?!”
 
 
“H-hey hey, quiet! Don’t say it like that!” *Haruhi still seemed cheerfully nonchalant about subjecting her friend to a horrific acidic fate.* “I’ve watched a lot of these videos! That ginger lady is in some of em… I’m sure that Yuki will come back somehow!” *Despite her less than stellar logic, Kyon had to admit that she had a point, without even realizing it. Haruhi didn’t even know that just by imagining it would end up that way would almost assuredly make it true, her powers were annoying like that…* “So it might take a while, but by tonight she’ll just be Yuki soup! And tomorrow morning maybe she’ll wake up in bed or something~!” *Haruhi laughed as she started to smack her belly, making the small girl inside rumble and shake. Mikuru hugged her knees to her chest as she started to fear she was next on the menu… While Kyon suddenly had a realization.*
 
 
“Where is Koizumi? He should have been here to stop this…”
 
 
*Haruhi just shrugged her shoulders as she let out a grape-scented belch.* “Hell if I know! I felt like I saw him earlier… but not since I gobbled Yuki…” *Haruhi’s stomach was still fighting with her, enough that she had to lift a leg to the side… A small noise seemed to squeak from underneath her, before an eggy smell was lifting up around her…*
 
 
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*Itsuki Koizumi always liked to keep a close eye on Ms. Suzumiya. It was his job, after all! If she was truly as powerful as a god, someone would need to keep that a secret from her. And as much as he liked Kyon, he felt like he wasn’t doing a good enough job… For instance, Itsuki had already seen Haruhi’s disturbing vore video, and he was on his way to the SOS club to confront her… When his eyes were met with a surprising sight!! Haruhi was holding Yuki up and swallowing the poor girl down! Seemed he was just too late..* “O-oh Haruhi, you shou-” *Unfortunately for Koizumi, it was too late for him too! He had come up behind Haruhi just as share was losing balance! Her small butt cheeks landed straight on his face… but her hungry hole expanded to swallow it in!! Haruhi thought she had planted her ass on a simple chair, but she was unknowingly sitting on Koizumi’s shoulders, with his head firmly swallowed into her ass!! Haruhi was so distracted with pushing Yuki down her throat that she didn’t realize what she was even sitting on… or that the rhythmic bouncing of her hips was pushing the boy’s head and shoulders deeper into her anus!! There was no escape for either victim at this point; Haruhi was lost in voracious delight as she swallowed both of them down two of her holes! Koizumi’s body was curled up underneath Yuki, both of them trapped in the digestive abyss of Haruhi’s stomach… And they could only rely on Haruhi’s vain belief that they would come back the next day… And to make things worse, she didn’t even know she ate Koizumi, so his fate was even less determined~!*