dear new employees,

uh, hello hello?
we here at (company) want to make sure everyone knows the ground rules in the workplace. some of you may be working near our data entry specialist, Devi. do not attempt to approach. do not try to give her a hug, or be overtly friendly towards her. she's been caught trying to get out of working so she doesn't need any distractions from small talk. i'm pretty sure I emailed all the new hires and temps, so I hope you follow this. wait.. what's this name scribbled on a sticky note? valerez? whoops. if you see that person just don't leave them alone unsupervised and relay the memo to them. thanks

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