The Following is a section of the transcribed minutes from the July 1st 2016 Sisterhood of Consumption Town Hall.

July 1st 2016 1:48AM

Adams: That’s it for the standard announcements. Next up is Rose who has an exciting invitation to unveil.

(The gathered sisters clap politely as Rose takes to the stage)

Rose: Thanks! For the last decade or so the Sisterhood has had a problem. How to safely and effectively simulate a spit roast.

(Several slides are shown depicting various homemade spit frames)

Rose: Our attempts so far have been dangerous, unpredictable, or uncomfortable for the roast.

(Doctor Davidson is Seen visibly wincing)

Rose: My team and I have finally solved this issue.

(The attached image is shown on screen)

Rose: Introducing the Sisterhood Spit Version 3!

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