Somewhere in the vast emptiness of space, A small spaceship in black and green had whizzed by the radiation belt of plant Zx-139. It barely had any weapons, instead, the ship had an excellent cloaking field combined with a powerful dark-matter engine capable of surpassing light speed with ease.

Inside said spacecraft, a lone pilot was drumming her fingers on the main control panel out of impatience whilst slurping up what appeared to be sentient red goo trapped in a transparent canteen. A very vocal one by the sound of it.

* slurrrp *

*burp!*

The pilot had made quite the mess by forcefully sucking that pesky slime down her throat leaving some goo droplets on her face and her outfit. It was worth it though, these fiendish little things were indeed very tasty despite lacking any nutritious value. It was always fun to insta-digest the slimes burping out a small glittery red cloud a few seconds after. With a push of a button, a holo-mirror was right in front of her so she could wipe herself clean.

Behind the holo-mirror, the pilot saw a very jaunty G’bln with three glowing green eyes matching the colour of her Hypnotenna resting on one of her long and pointy ears. As for the rest of her face, the pilot had two rows of sharp and pearly teeth which weren’t really used in anything useful other than bring aesthetically pleasing since G’blns never chew their food anyways, they were true swallowers through and through.

The pilot checked her long and bushy dark green hair for any goo...nothing, thankfully. Same for her greyish green skin or her very stylish vest and pants. It was fortunate for her right prosthetic arm to be nano-sealed, otherwise, the slime might have slipped inside and caused some real issues later on. This arm had only one purpose: to look cool as much as possible.

*Beep*

“ ○○○¤ ●●¤○○ °°°•• ▪” announced a sterile mechanical voice causing the pilot to straighten up in her seat clearing her throat a few moments before a small hologram of someone important had materialized on the projector of the ship’s control panel.

“~~~ ¡●□●□■■▪︎○! ” The person addressing the pilot was older than her in a sharper uniform with an eyepatch and a missing Hypnotenna. It appeared that the holographic woman was barking orders at the distraught pilot who kept nodding silently so She wouldn’t get into trouble.

“○▪︎▪︎ ○□ 《 °°° 》 °▪︎~~” The pilot saluted her superior by stroking her neck thrice before ending the transmission. Shortly after cracking her knuckles, She went to work tapping loads of buttons while eying the main screen for quite sometime.

“○○ €”

*beep*

“○○€”

*beep*

“○○€”

*beep*

The mechanical voice had repeated the same word over and over again frustrating the pilot during her unknown search for something or someone in the galaxy, whatever the pilot was aiming for, she couldn’t find it until..

* boo p !*

“ ~▪︎▪︎○○●●● ☆☆” the unknown voice almost chirped breaking its monotone and causing the ecstatic pilot to literally jump out of her chair in pure joy, She focused back on previous task zooming through the galaxy until her screen had showed a certain star system with eight planets, the third one had several pointers on it...this was her target.

Several button presses later, the ship began to vibrate before blasting off surpassing the speed of light in this daring jump towards her destination. All the stars, planets, nebulae and moons along her path were but a multi-coloured blur over the span of a single minute. The pilot pulled a lever to decelerate the ship erasing said blur upon her much awaited arrival.

After a brief planetary scan, the G’bln logged her primary impression of this strange planet teeming with life forms, billions of them! It was a mostly aquatic one with several large landmasses of different climate spread unevenly all over the globe. The dominant race down below was vastly inferior technology wise as expected with primitive space exploring vessels. Well, this should make things easy for the ambitious pilot.

“ ○●○●□°°☆☆¿” The three eyed woman asked the bodiless mechanical voice a question which demanded some time to compute. Within a minute, The emotionless voice had a proper response:

“ ¤¤ °°•☆☆○○■■■” The screen had zoomed further on the planet searching for one certain dwellings amongst millions. The insane search had ended upon finding a three-floored building somewhere close to a densely populated area. Yes, that was the one.

With haste, The pilot began to prepare herself for her first contact with these aliens under the cover of the night grabbing a handful of gadgets that would be used later and a couple more just in case of emergency. She also suited up for the mission as per protocol.

The cloaked spaceship was riiight above her target. All she had to do was to beam herself down there. She closed her eyes taking a deep breath before getting dematerialized. Ugh, she always hated this nauseating feelings afterwards.

* Voom !*

×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×

Few seconds later..

The G’bln girl had beamed herself somewhere dusty with piles of untouched papers without any life signals of the dominating alien race to preserve her element of surprise, her special suit had already detected thousands of new Micro-life forms some of which could be rather deadly to her race if none of them had all-purpose immunity nanobots coursing through their veins.

The pilot pressed a button on her shoulder to scan her environment creating a holographic copy of all the available forms of texts these aliens used in their language. Translating these words was proven to be hilariously easy once the pilot had gained access to their simple networks full of alien knowledge. Processing...

1%...

13%...

36%...

74%...

98%...

Full Translation is finished.

“ Scout L’li , This unit requests reverting back to your original language. The language of alien race #00352 ‘Humans’ is too di s gusting for this unit ’s Hyper- Telon Processing Matrix. “ Nagged Chstal as usual, for a state-of-the-art ship AI and her pesduo-companion, he sure bitched out a lot.

“Not so loud! You know our ears are very sensitive!” D’bra still hadn’t calibrated her Chstal’s voice outside of the ship, a problem for later “ Besides, To eat your enemy , you have to act like them! I personally think their language is very expressive and diverse. Remember what happened last time with the Fruggs, Chsty?”

“Acknowledged, Scout L’li , please submit your preliminary log before continuing the mission.”

“ *sigh* Fiiiine...” L-li rolled her eyes in frustration, she had to follow rules and regulations as always. She began recording with a press of a button on her other shoulder.

“ This is Scout L’li of the seventh branch of the expeditionary space force, Rank D-32, ID: XSNV0R3-TSS. Designated sectors : WS-22 to WS-84. My mission is to find edible lifeforms for my people preferably with some degree of intelligence by infiltrating a small controlled group and abducting samples for our F.Q.T.D or Food Quality Testing Division. Once the F.Q.T.D approves of my initial findings, an invasion fleet will arrive for conquering the planet adding yet another race on the menu.”

L'li paused when her motion sensors had picked up some movement in the room she was currently in. Oh, just an uncategorized anthropod scuttling about. Moving on....

“ I haven’t made contact with alien race #00352 or Humans as they call themselves but judging by the information I have gathered from their primitive network, I can safely say that this is a taller race than us...again. their N.V or nutritious value is estimated to range from 5.0 to 9.6 depending on the quality of their meat...mmm, I am drooling already~.”

* Crrreeaak *

This time, someone actually did open the door. A heavily intoxicated human prompting the scout to activate invisibility mode for she wasn’t ready just yet to take on the human. L’li had to fully submit her log first.

“ This... *hic* ..this isn’t the bathroom, fuuuck...” The human Female had left after slamming the door behind her. What a relief.

“As I was saying, I am currently at human-based structure known as a ‘Sorority House’ where several human Females call it home while finishing their education. The ongoing party should mask my infiltration. End log.”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnANPZwags

“This human song is catchy...” L’li heard muffled beats from downstairs, she considered taking samples after her mission was done. For now, she had to stealthily make it out of here.

The third floor had few life signals which made sense since the party was on the first floor. Judging by the single hallway and the double rows of mostly identical rooms, this was where the human females slept. Privacy appeared to be important to human culture, interesting. The first room on her right had two life signals in a dormant state... sleeping preys were the best preys.

“ A locked door? Pffft, easy..” L’li had pulled out her multi-tool to crack it open without too much of a fuss. The G’bln scout had erected a force field around the door to avoid any unnecessary interruptions. Once inside, she found two humans girls in a vulnerable position after discarding their clothes. One of them was a busty blonde with curvy hips and a well trimmed bush partially inside the small mouth of the second black haired girl with lesser attractive bodily proportions. Ah, these two girls were mating. Very kinky. Time to see if they were tasty or not...

Scanning:

Human #001

Name: Jessica Florence

Age: 20 Years

N.V: 8 .2

Meat Rating: A+

Human #002

Name: Abigail Black

Age: 2 2 Years

N.V: 6 .3

Meat Rating: C

“ I can’t wait...” L'li rubbed her hand with greed shimmering in her eyes. Technically, she was supposed to eat one and two girls before sending other samples back to the ship via her Matter-Displacer but She would always devour more than that just for the kicks of it.

*Zzzz*

“Let’s start with you first, Human Abigail.” The hungry scout had made sure that the duo were in deep sleep before getting a good hold on the pair of legs dangling from the bed.

* Ahhh ~*

*GULP!*

The C girl remained asleep while L’li was working her way around her legs at a very rapid pace. G’blns have a very stretchy body capable of accommodating preys much bigger than them thanks to their origin as an underground race where food was so scarce. In just a couple of seconds, the hungry scout was already below the knees enjoying this otherworldly taste...to some extent.

The shortstack predator couldn’t get over the fact that this Abigail was painfully bland in both body and taste, She tried to push herself to munch on that cute ass of the C girl but she just couldn’t. In a rarely seen move, L’li began to back up degloving herself from this plain and average meal leaving a thin film of green drool all over those legs.

“Blegh, enjoy your new and short sample life, I guess.” The matter displacer had two storage spaces, one in the ship and the other around her hips in case she wanted to eat someone at a later time. Human Abigail was going to the ship, alright.

*flick*

*WHIIRRRRR*

A small hose coming out of her hip gadget began to suck Human Abigail’s feet compressing millions of atoms in a very tiny space. According to the scientists who made this gizmo, this process was relatively painless and could be easily reversed. L’li wasn’t keen on getting sucked herself to find out. The hose was doing its thing slurping the unaware C girl until her head was peeking out of the nozzle for a few seconds before joining the rest of the heavily compressed body in her storage space back in the ship via beaming.

“Target secured...not let’s get frisky with Human Jessica~”

* FWOOP!*

“Mmmph? MMMMPH!” The scout had shot her A+ prey with a digestible goop on her mouth that would stop her from screaming just like right now. There wasn’t really anything the human could don’t once she was waist-deep into G’bln gut. Oh yes, L’li could wrap herself around her prey’s body in over a few seconds, she did slow down to enjoy the succulent taste of her first human meal.

*GLUK*

*GRRRROOAANNN*

Of course, the human wouldn’t just sit idly while getting swallowed alive, she began to kick her fleshly confines as hard as she could while also trying to hit this space gremlin with a...pillow? She wasn’t that smart, was she? L'li loved the hopeless struggling of her prey allowing her to thrash as much as she liked since sweat did add a certain salty flavour~

*SLURRRPPP*

Those large tits of hers did nothing to stop the scout’s perilous advance with each swallow engrossing more of the human’s tasty flesh. Human Abigail should be ashamed for not being as tasty as Human Jessica who was finally down for the count after two consecutive gulps sealing her fate in pulsating darkness.

“Mmmm, so tasty...” L’li was practically sitting on Human Jessica as she was all curled up into unable to move a muscle. Her muffled screams were as delicious as her flesh. The human was about to experience one of the marvels of G’bln stomachs in three, two, one....

*BBBBBOOOUURRRPPPPPP*

*CHHURRRRRNNNNNNN*

Instant digestion. The scout had special energy cells capable of storing the equivalent of hundreds of preys without gaining any weight. This genetic modification was crucial for her role as since a fat scout was basically a dead scout. That was the end of that, onto the next room.

*Click*

*moan*

Much to her surprise, three humans girls were mating with each other completely unaware of her sneaky advances. Very interesting...

Scanning:

Human #003

Name: Emily du Bois

Age: 21 Years

N.V: 9. 4

Meat Rating: SS

Scanning:

Human #004

Name: Anna du Bois

Age: 21 Years

N.V: 9. 3

Meat Rating: SS

Human #005

Name: Maria du Bois

Age: 21 Years

N.V: 9. 0

Meat Rating: SS

Triplets, hmm? G’blns used cloning to reproduce because they lacked any male chromosome so It was a bit strange for L’li to see exact copies of the same person without any proper cloning technology. Of course, every G’bln had her own spin on her genetic structure to make each one unique in their own way.

“W-what the hell?” Human Maria was the first to notice L’li’s small frame leaving the shadows only to have her face lit by moonlight from outside. The triplets were already doomed the moment they were scanned...it would be a sin if she wouldn’t eat such prime meat at hand

* woom-woom *

The Hypnotenna kept swaying while emitting unseen waves to alter the minds of her prey. In a heart beat, the trio had fallen silent with their expression of bewilderment from meeting an actual alien morphing to that of total obedience and lack of thought/will in any shape or form. Their eyes were still and dilated as the scout had made a very bold move to undress before them... very unprofessional, She might get chewed by superiors for doing that but she had been chewed before. As long as the mission was a success without any hitch, L’li could do whatever she wanted.

“Show me what human females can do~” Nestling between them, L’li decided to join their threesome ( foursome?) closing her eyes while keeping her Hypnotenna active. She felt warm lips nibbling down her dark green nipples and a set of hands gently exploring her holes down there even the useless anal one. Yep, G’blns had evolved beyond the need for a good chunk of their digestive tract. Everything would get digested or burped out. No in-betweens.

* Shlick *

“Ohh, just like that Mhmmm~” The tri-eyed girl bit her lips seductively, these humans sure knew where her pleasure spots were. In this sea of bliss, a random thought had crossed her mind: L’li had brought entire civilizations to their knees with her role as scout overseeing their eventual extinction, it was rather uncanny for most of said races to assume a similar bipedal skeletal structure despite thousands if not millions of different factors affecting their evolution...was this shared form the peak of efficiency and survivability?

*SPLURT*

Her line of thought had fizzled out upon reaching a very sudden climax after human Anna had used her tongue better than any bed partner which resulted in glowing green sludge all over the human’s face.

“Phew...” L’li sighed out of relief recalling that one time where her juices had literally melted the face of a semi-gelatinous race. The Blouba? No, these girls had two girthy...tails. Ah, yes, the Kzakhanii. Shame they went extinct literally three days after getting introduced into the meat market. They were unbelievingly tasty...

“Thanks, humans. I really needed some love.” The G’bln would spend weeks if not month without any good sex due to the nature of her mission as a planetary scout. The three girls were still hypnotized awaiting their next command.

“What if...” L’li stroked her chin while staring at their ample bodies “ Human Maria, eat Human Anna.”

* GULP*

Without hesitation, The one called Anna had wrapped her mouth around her sister’s head engulfing it in slimy darkness. Huh, so Humans could in fact swallow another whole. Few races were capable of such a feat, it was always fun watching prey eating each other...Stuff’em and Gulp’em as F’drl ,her previous drill instructor, used to say.

“ I *have* to record this...” said L’li while getting dressed. For an inexperienced predator, Human Maria was doing pretty good working her way down those shoulders like they were nothing. The human needed a bit of assistance to wolf down the lower half of her sister...those hips were too thick for her already stretched out maw.

“ Scout L ’ li , you are unauthorized to use Type-Delta nanites in this manner. This unit shall log this clear violation of Protocol Z-302A.” Chstal wasn’t thrilled with the idea of using healing nanobots to artificially widen Human Maria’s maw via an initial slice through her facial muscles so the nanites would have enough space to do their magic.

“Oh shush, don’t spoil the fun.” At worst, the higher-ups might suspend her for a couple of weeks. It only happened once in her career, no biggie.

* GLORP*

*SLOSH*

“Wow, you did it!” Human Maria didn’t look so good afterwards as expected of first time predators. If L’li’s calculations are correct, Human digestion should take about a couple of days sooo she had to abandon the idea of watching Human Anna getting mulched to nothing. Sad.

“Your turn, Human Emily. Do you think you can handle your stuffed sister? Well, let’s find out~” The empty bellied Human had gone for the feet unlike sister, She had this predator spark in her eyes during her very rapid advances which had ultimately stopped right below that bloated belly.

*MUNCH*

*HURK!*

Not willing to give up so easily, Human Emily had exerted enough pressure forcing her sister to partially threw up Human Anna(only her arms , head and shoulder had escaped for now) making it more feasible to wrap up her stretched out lips around that belly. The rest was history after this point.

* BBBBOOOUUURRPPP*

One massive belch later, Human Emily was unable to move making her the perfect meal. L'li was already salivating when she decided to use a bit of momentum with her stuffed meal by calling Chstal “ Beam us to these coordinates.”

“ This unit considers this order to b e most impractical.”

“Just do it!”

* woosh *

L’li was teleported to a frozen wasteland in the most northern point of this planet. Even her suit was struggling to provide total insulation since G'bln usually didn’t feast on races in extremely hazardous environments unless they were *that* tasty to be worth this hassle. Anyways, the scout looked up the skies where someone was in free fall riiight above her. The G’bln opened her mouth and....

*GULK*

*CHURN*

*BOOUURRPPP!!!!*

“So... * urp * satisfying..” This sensation of soaking in the warmth of one’s meal was priceless. L’li *just* had to experience it with her triple prime-meat meal “Beam me back, Chsty.”

“ This unit shall never understands scout L’li ...” The ship AI would have sighed if he could breathe. He teleported his pilot back to the sorority house where the party was still going strong.

* Blorp *

“Here comes the best part...” L’li was about to insta-digest her meal when she thought about her original mission...yeah, one of the samples had to be SS or higher.

“The things I do....” rolling her eyes, the bloated space woman had inserted her whole non-mechanical arm inside her mouth so she could fish out one of the humans. Easier said than done specially with the number of stomachs involved.

* Pffooot !*

* BLEERGH!*

“There.” Human Anna was the lucky one to get pulled out onto the matter displacer for one way trip back to the ship. L’li had half a mind to pull another human out but her stomach was barely able to contain itself. One gargantuan burp later, the engorged belly of hers was mostly gone except for a small pudge in her suit. She could live with that.

Upon exiting the room, L’li was caught off guard by the same girl who wanted to pee from earlier. Curses. What should she do? Her Hypnotenna would only work once every two or three hours and she was too slow to activate her invisibility mode.

Scanning

Human #006

Name: Scarlet Rae

Age: 2 2 Years

N.V: 6.1

Meat Rating: D

*Thud*

“Huh?” Human Scarlet thought she had found a strange doll on the floor after L’li took the gamble to flop on the spot. The brunette was already intoxicated so it might be easier to trick her into thinking that the alien before her was an oversized doll instead.

“ Is this one of your dolls, Angelina? “ The human seemed to call someone in frustration “ Stupid slampig of girlfriend ... probably has her headphones on.”

*hoist*

“ Wow, You are kinda heavy... and ugly, ugh.” The silent G’bln had almost broken out of character to devour her solely because of this insult “ Squishy too and full of buttons. I wonder, what does this one do?”

*WHIIIRRRRRRRRR*

Of all the buttons Human Scarlet could have pressed, she went for the matter displacer immediately sucking her fingers followed by her arms, head and shoulder right away. Apparently, some people were too stupid to live.

*Kick!*

“Owww.” L’li was kicked square in the jaw as the half entrapped Human was doing everything in her power to escape her new hammer space jail. Unlike many scouts, This G’bln had certain respect for struggling preys giving it all before their end. In fact, a couple of her preys had deserved the right to be spared. Honour was a very rare concept for the G’bln race, she was one of the few individuals that would practice it on the regular. Of course, her actions wouldn’t save the spared preys from the inevitable invasion of her kin, though.

*WHIRRRR*

*SLURRRPPPP *

Another sample secured. Before L’li could celebrate her triumph over her sixth human, someone peaked their head from their room... a rather chubby short haired girl with rosy cheeks in her stretchy pink underwear.

Scanning

Human #007

Name: Angelina Harper

Age: 20 Years

N.V: 7.9

Meat Rating: B

“S-scarlet? You there? “ Luckily, L’li had hid herself out of sight behind a plant pot. Human Angelina had retired to her room after calling out her hammer-spaced girlfriend. Hmmm, this fatty human required a different approach...

* Foom !*

“How do I look, Chsty?”

“ The average human will not be able to see through your Holo - disguise , your mannerism might blow up your cover. This unit considers this action to be a waste of resources.” Using the latest Holographic technology, L’li had transformed herself into Human Scarlet creating a new voice module using the few words she had said before getting sucked into the matter displacer. Any physical contact might break the disguise so she had to be careful.,

“Yeah, yeah. I am not breaking any rules here, eh?”

“ Affrimitive .” Chstal had returned to his silence monitoring his pilot’s progress as she called for her ‘girlfriend’ to open the door because she couldn’t open it her or her disguise would be ruined.

“Um, You okay?”

“Yes, party is too loud, that’s all.” It did feel awkward trying to mimic Human Scarlet but it was working out so far. Human Angelina was swallowing that holo-bait so good.

The human’s room was full of dolls of different sizes, all of them were handcrafted. Some of which looked kind of unsettling...meh, L’li should focus on the task at hand first.

“Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you~”

“Really? O-okay. A Kiss?”

“You can say that.” The fatty human puckered up her lips expecting a kiss from her ‘girlfriend’. Little she knew about how deep this supposed kiss was going to be.

* GULORP*

“Mmmph?” The ravenous scout had deactivated her disguise only to spring forth jumping above her target for a mouthful of Human Angelina’s head, shoulders and the upper portion of those two mounds of pure fat banishing the human in a world of throbbing darkness.

Panic was quick to spread within the human like wildfire, more than half of her arms were already deep inside the G’bln’s throat so all she could was slamming herself against the wall to shake off whoever was swallowing her alive. Too bad L’like was too resilient for such attempt, her shortstacked body could take on a *lot* of punishment.

* slurrrp *

L’li was assisted by gravity while conquering the rest of her prey’s body sliding downwards with relative ease until her maw had encompassed those ‘thunder thighs’ as humans tended to call them. This sudden restriction in movement had toppled off the panicked human forcing her to fall on her the floor. The panic had stopped during the last couple of gulps. Human Angelina was still breathing...she must have blacked out. Good for her, her death would be less painful this way.

“ So much * urp * meat...” For a second, L’li was having second thoughts about digesting her meal... all of that fat might affect her appetite and there were still too many humans to be eaten. No, This ‘Slampig’ had to be converted into fat for the sake of variety...her race was going to be extinct soon enough so L’li had to savour every human inside her bottomless belly.

* CHUUURRRRRRRNNNNNN*

*OOOOOOORRRRRPPPPPPP*

“Yummy~” After belching out partially digested pink underwear, The green haired alien had given her round ass a slap or two watching it giggle with somewhat of a childish glee. After struggling a bit to stand up, Only one room left on this floor...

Her invisibility mode was back online as she carefully picked the lock of the first room before the staircase where a group of four humans appeared to be studying instead of having fun like the rest of their kin... Two unattractive girls with glass and two artificially blonde girls ballooning up their tits and lips. Humans called them ‘Bimbos’ according to the data gathered so far.

Scanning

Human #008

Name: Holly Daxter

Age: 24 Years

N.V: 11.1

Meat Rating: SSS

Human #009

Name: Olga Dimitri

Age: Unknown?

N.V: Unknown?

Meat Rating: Unknown?

Human #010

Name: Padme Qui- Gon

Age: 2 4 Years

N.V: 7 .1

Meat Rating: C

Human #011

Name: Francesca Milano

Age: 24 Years

N.V: 6.9

Meat Rating: C

‘Unknown? That can’t be right.’ Thought L’li while observing the small group flipping through some books and what not on the floor. Observing them sounded like a fine idea since the scout haven’t really figured out how to deal with them at once. Still, She was troubled by the malfunction in her suit. It happened twice throughout her whole career... she had to assume that she was dealing with an SSS girl just like the other bimbo in the room. After some quick planning, the small predator was ready to go for another round.

* Foom !*

* Fwoop *

“Surprise!” The moment L’li had decloaked herself, several volleys of sticky goop had glued the bimbos to the floor sealing their mouth shut. As for the two C girls, they went for the door to escape but a very reliable force field had blocked their path. They were trapped here with one hungry G'bln.

“Oh god, please don’t use anal probes on us! I am saving my virginity for..uhm..someone!” begged the lankier one of the two unattractive humans as she kneeled on the floor.

“Huh? What is that ? Why would I do that?” L’li was visibly puzzled.

“ I can help you with sthat, mith alien. You sthee..” the other more courageous human girl with a serious lisp went on and on about human interpretation of aliens. It was getting boring pretty fast.

“Don’t care. Byeeee~”

*WHIRRRRRR*

“W-wait! Please fuck me or something! I DON’T WANNA DIE A VIRGIN! AAAEEEHHHH! “ It was too late for that since the matter displacer was already sucking them in, feet first. The elastic and Nanite-powered nature of the displacer’s hose made it possible to slurp both of the humans in one go.

“AT LEAST GIVE ME A KISS, LIKE COME ON!” Human Francesca was crying her heart out when more than half of her below-than-average body was nano-condensed.

“ Ugh, will you just shut it already?” whining preys... absolutely the worst.

“PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEAAASSSEEEE!!!!!!”

“ALRIGHT! Enough with the nagging!” It was very rare for L’li to be angry like so. She kissed the human on the lips to shut her up. It was a dry one devoid of any passion.

“Whew...than-“ Human Francesca didn’t get the chance to express her gratitude when the matter displacer was on overdrive mode slurping up both humans in mere seconds.

“ I will be...back.” Human Padme clenched her fist while raising her thumb for one reason or another...some human custom? Whatever, two more samples to be stored in the ship.

Onto the two scrumptious bimbos, one of them was already in tears while her friend was absolutely calm about it. In fact, there was this aura of smugness around bimbo Olga which didn’t sit with the predator from afar. L’li was further agitated by bimbo Olga’s muffled laughs. She just had to have one final chat with the human first.

* rriip *

“What’s so funny, Human Olga? I am going to swallow you whole, you know.” The goo around her mouth was removed to get a proper response.

“ I doubt it, little alien.” Her reply was oozing with confidence, uughhh, so infuriating!

“ That’s it! No more playing g-“

* RIIIIPPP*

*HURK!*

L’ li felt something coiling around her neck and effortless lifting her in the air . Wet scales...a tail... humans didn’t possess one, right? Oh no...

An Okceg .

Primal fear was shaking her to the very bones after the Skinwearer had revealed her true identity slicing off her perfect disguise with her sharp claws. Bimbo Olga was eaten long time ago, her skin was flayed to be worn by the apex predator of the galaxy. It was the Okceg that had dr iven the G’bln to advance technologically for this reptilian race had nearly wiped out her kin due to their physical superiority and supernatural abilities.

“ What did I tell you, little alien? ” a bone-chilling lick had petrified L’li , the fear of this ruthless predator was written in her genetic structure ...she couldn’t even re member her training which should have prepared her for this moment. Her eyes were fixated on the slender frame of the Skinwearer and her bright blue and orange scales.

* Squeeeze *

“ Hurrgh ...” the world around the scout under duress was getting blurry, her windpipe was slowly getting crushed while her hands were too numb from fear alone. Was this the end?

Air...need... ai ...

×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.× .×.×

Some unknown time later...

*GLORP*

*CHURRRNN*

*GURGLE*

“...! ” L’li jolted out of her forced slumber into a world of pain and unbridled misery as her suit kept beeping for one obvious reason:

She was slowly getting digested Inside the Okceg .

“No...” the flickering flashlight of her suit had unveiled a mumble jumble of limbs and organs floating and sticking out of a hellish soup made out from gastric acids and what was left of Bimbo Francesca who lifelessly stared right back at L’li before her disembodied head would sink further into the red stew of death.

*beep-beep-beep*

L’li’s suit was routing all the nanites and power to keep her alive making nearly all other functions useless. She had improvise lest she would wind up like her gut partner over there.

“Think, L’li , think!” this reptilian stomach was heavily protected by a special layer of inner scales making escape nearly impossible. The G’bln was pretty sure that her training didn’t involve surviving Okceg's digestive tract. Chstal couldn’t help either without violating several protocols.

*SLOSH*

“Got it!” The predator-turned-prey turned some of her precious nanites into a special syringe capable to extracting all the stored energy gained from digesting her most recent meals via a unique slit at the base of her neck. Normally, L’li would use this technique to store concentrated energy outside of her body when her own energy storing cells were at their limit from digesting hundreds of preys. This pure form of nutrients must be heavily diluted to be consumed publicly... otherwise, the average G’bln might get a heart attack from processing an insane amount of energy...

... which was exactly what L’li had in mind.

Okceg were known for their ferocity but not their greedy guts... they could handle one to two human sized meals. L’ li was about to give her the equivalent of four meals plus the one already breaking down inside her gut. Could the Skinwearer handle five meals at time?

*GLUORP*

After injecting the syringe into the Lizard woman’s bloodstream, the tailed predator had collapsed on the floor. Her heart was too strong for a sudden arrest but the sheer volume of blood needed to process all of these nutrients had lulled the Okceg into a food coma. Perfect.

L’li started her ascent through the relaxed upper sphincter to reach the gullet then eventually the half parted maw of the sleeping Skinwearer . Her suit was back online the moment she could breathe fresh air again. She was covered in acids, thick drool and bits of poor Bimbo Francesca...nothing nanites couldn’t deal with.

*Huff-Huff*

“ Should Scout L’ li abort her current mission? Your suit is damaged and your vital signs are elevated. This unit is concerned about your wellbeing ” Chstal was finally able to re-establish communications with his pilot.

“Abort? HA! Chsty , my buddy, we are just getting started~” Despite how harrowing this situation was, The G’bln was full of life with a broad smile on her face.

“ This unit s uggests capturing the incapacitated Okceg for research purpos - “

* GULP*

*GULK*

*GRRROOOANNN*

*OOOOOORRRRPP!!*

“ No can do. This one was personal. Besides, I had to get my energy back.” L’li had never swallowed anyone this fast like that before, she still feared the overgrown lizard so devouring and insta -digesting her was the most rational action to take. She did have to run a quick diagnostic check on her suit. Everything seemed to be in order ..except for her overly sensitive sensors. At best, the suit would only be able to grade the meat quality . Regardless, the third floor was all emptied out. Onto the second one...

“Incoming Holo - transmission, please stand by...” Few had direct access to Chstal’s private channel...who could this might be?

“ ●●□☆☆{}¿¿”

“ Oh hi, commander! One second, sending you human zlk file...”

“Ugh, what a foul language...” the hologram of an older woman was displeased , almost about to retch with each word “ Did you really survive an Okceg encounter?”

“ Yes, Commander! She tasted like Taraka Trash though, would not recommend.” said the triumphant scout proudly.

“ You keep impressing me and the board, L’li . I will grant you a temporary D-xlai03 clearance. Your ship will beam the special nanites to your suit. Don’t spend it in one place.”

“ REALLY? YESSSS, THANK YOU , COMMANDER! You are the best!” The older woman sighed before ending transmission . Commander T’ srn was a like biological mother to L’li if she had one. Stern and a bit frustrating to deal with sometimes but she would overlook a LOT of violations unlike a certain AI. Hmph .

D- xlai nanites were no joke, their antimatter properties would allow their use r to basically merge with any object like a formless cloud which would maker her job as a scout incredibly easy. The possibilities opened to her were indeed endless.

The second floor looked much different compared to the first. It had various utilities like a kitchen and a shower space/ bathroom. It was much livelier and louder than the first floor , all the lights were turned on making sneaking by harder than usual. The concept of a kitchen was known to G’blns like many other races but not the bathroom. Again, her shortstack race had no use for what humans call a ‘toilet’...any unwanted matter would be burped away. This had made L’li a bit fascinated with the plumbing system of various races. It was a very intriguing to say the least.

* foom !*

The newly arrived antimatter nanites were instantly used to make herself formless like what humans would refer as a ‘ghost’. She fazed through infrastructure in search for those pipes. Of course, she avoided any disgusting wastes along the way. Oh, this one should lead her to an occupied toilet, nice.

The intangible L’li was right under a brown skinned girl with a heavenly ass so thick that those cheeks were spilling inside the ceramic disposal station also exposing one hairy bush. The most recent flush signified the end of her bizarre biological process. If that was the case then why did t his delicious human remain in her toilet seat? L'li had to satisfy her curiosity.

To do so, she had to rely on the second property of D- xlai nanites. If they were attached to a biological entity, they could easily override any neural network essentially possessing people . The original plan was to posses the human on the toilet seat , however, this might rob a bit of the fun pouncing on an unsuspecting prey... better override one of the humans outside the stall. One of her spectral particles emerged from under the floor tiles only to latch on the beefiest girl available. This was going to be interesting~

×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×

One, two, three ...five girls .

“H enrietta ...? Helllooo ? ” Human Cindy called her out as she stared blankly while the possession was taking place.

“Yes, i am fine.” Possession always felt weird for L’li since she would still be controlling her own body. Multi-tasking of that magnitude was never easy. Anyways, she had a couple of seconds to organize her thoughts before the other girls would get suspicious...

This was Henrietta, a very fit human from a region called ‘Germany’. She along with Cindy, Sarah and Hannah were partaking in a peculiar human custom... a Hazing Ritual in which the brown girl in the stall had to imbibe a large amount of Alcohol to be able to join the human cult of this household. There was a slight problem though: Radwa the initiate was having a bit of an identity crisis after drinking alcohol for the first. Her home region forbade such drinks for one reason or another. Strange.

“ For crying out loud, We don't need to babysit her. Should have stayed in her desert country or whatever.” Hannah crossed her arms huffing and puffing, she clearly didn’t want to be here.

“ Umm, racist much? We welcome everyone in Sigma Alpha Delta! Don’t be like that!” Sarah frowned at her friend before clearing her throat “ Radwa , we are here for you! Do you need any thing ? ”

*FLUSH*

*GULP! *

“ HEEEELLLLLPPPPP!” Suddenly, the non native human cried in pain alerting everyone outside the stall “IT IS SUCKING ME INNNN!”

“ Shitshitshit ! Hold on!” Cindy tried to bust the stall door open . However, her shoulder wasn’t meant for this job.

“Henrietta, a little help?” The possessed human nodded taking a few steps back before storming the stall. The sight before the girls had sent a chill down their spine.

The human with a scarf around her head was gradually sinking in the toilet with suspicious swallowing noises that was ignored by the rest of the girls as they scrambled about trying to figure out what to do.

“Let’s pull her out of there before it is too late!” This bold suggestion came Henrietta. Humans seemed to be illogical while panicking, they agreed with her instantly as Cindy grabbed Radwa’s flailing arms , she was supported by Hannah and Sarah right behind her. The girl from Germany was conveniently the last person in this human chain.

“ Arrrgh !! It hurrrtttts !!!!! ” Grunted human Radwa as loud as she could. Luckily , L’ li had secretly installed another force field around the bathroom during this one-sided tug of war. More and more of the brown skinned human was disappearing inside the toilet despite the combined efforts of four (three) girls . Her clothed breasts were clogging the way to the rest of her body for the time being due to their sheer size. Soon enough, they would settle nicely inside one hungry G’bln .

“Don’t let go, please! ” begged Radwa hopelessly who couldn’t feel her compacted body inside of what could be categorized a s phantasmal hammerspace .

“I won’t! I won’t! Come on girls, pull harder! Hrrrrgghh !” Human Cindy refused to give up on her new friend . As it turned out, this wasn’t the brightest of ideas....

* SHWUMP!*

“”OH GOD, I CA-“ In an instant, what was left of Human Radwa was sucked right away along with Cindy who wasn’t fast enough to let go before it was too late. Her head and the entirety of her arm had joined the person she was trying so hard to save. Human Sarah Clung onto the waist of her half-swallowed friend before sharing the same fate. Humans would never learn from their mistakes, huh?

*FUMP*

*GULP*

“ I-I CAN’T!” In the spur of the moment, The cowardly Human Hannah had made the decision to let go of her struggling fellow Hazing cultists watching their first and last descent into the ceramic bowels of the toilet with pure horror and total disbelief on her face . Their legs kept flailing aimlessly trying to hook up with anything to halt their downfall but nothing would aid them anymore...there was only death waiting for them on the other side.

“ W-What the fuck just happened ?” Human Hannah was unable to cope with what had just happened, she almost fainted as she meekly leaned on the stall behind the silent Henrietta. Despite her inexplicable fear, The human was compelled by morbid curiosity so eager to go for a better top-view of the toilet, She didn’t really know what to expect... a regular hole full of water? A black hole?

It was neither.

* aaah ~ *

“Oh god...I-is this some kind of a sewer monster freak?” Human Hannah found a stretched out maw with a very sharp set of teeth and a thick tongue resting inside like a bulbous worm after a minor feast. There was no water, only strings of saliva between the roof of the mouth and the resting tongue which vibrated with each s teamy breath coming out of this ominous hatch. If the sweaty human could focus a tad, she could find her friends down there , some had grown still while others were either wiggling or twitching in a space beyond logic and the laws of physics. The echoes of their cries and pleas were somewhat muffled by a stomach barely able to contain itself.

“T-That’s it. I am calling 911 !” She finally had some sense to reach for her phone to call this region’s emergency services.

* beeeep *

“911, What is your emergency? Hello? Sir ? Ma’am ?” The operator on the other end could only hear static due to L’li’s interference blocking communications via the forcefield . She only allowed the call to be made in the first place so it could serve as a good distraction before making a move on the second to last human in the bathroom.

*grip*

“ W-what are you doing?!” With all of her possessed might, Henrietta had grabbed Human Hannah by the head forcing to her to kneel a few inches above the gaping maw “ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?! LET ME GO YOU STUPID ROIDED BITCH!!!!! ”

*FLUUUSSHHHH*

“...” Henrietta half pressed the nanite - modified flusher releasing a decent amount of water that wasn’t swallowed by the G’bln . It went against gravity’s will staying where it was as if there was a sheet of glass above that maw. This was the by-product of the scout’s impromptu plan which included altering the properties of both the toilet and its water with a direct injection of nanites .

*SPLASH*

*BLRLRTT!*

The physically superior Henrietta had dunked Human Hannah's head in the partially filled toilet , She could struggle a ll she wanted...there was no escape after the possessed human had pinned down the drowning prey with one leg while slowly lifting the rest of her body with one hand . L’li didn’t really to enhance Henrietta’s strength or anything ..her target prey was as light as a feather anyways. Killing preys before swallowing them was very dishonourable so the second body o f L’li had to lift the human a bit further above the water level.

*cough*

*cough*

“ L-let me..go you... you.. slut .. ” Human Hannah just couldn’t keep her mouth shut..

“ K.”

“NONO WAI-“

*GULP*

*FLUUUSSSHHHHH!*

Henrietta had let go of the human as well as pressing the flusher for a very powerful w hirlpool that sucked her with immense force that her body was in a very rapid downward spiral akin to driller burrowing its way to precious minerals. The scout knew that she was going to lose all of her teeth in the process so she wouldn’t shred the incoming prey but this was hardly a problem; she could restore all of them right away by consuming a bit of her stored energy. Otherwise, she would have to wait a day or two for a full set of new teeth.

*SPLASH*

*GULPGULPGULP*

Her latest prey must have been spinning for dozens of times per second . It only took a very short time for the human to fully disappear without any effort . She was perhaps the tastiest of the bunch, well, it was a bit premature to call a winner when Henrietta remained unswallowed .

Thr ough the eyes of the last human, L’li stared at her own maw without any water in the way. All of her race had this predator drive and yet there was something very inviting about a dark and fleshly tunnel that had an innate desire to be filled ad infinitum . The right course of action was to stop possessing Human Henrietta only to pounce on her the every next moment, however, a question kept haunting the toilet dwelling G’bln :

Was L’ili going to climb into her own mouth?

Yes.

“...” Goosebumps were all over Henrietta during the greatest dive of her life into the unknown starting with her slender fingers then her arms, face, shoulders and breasts. Her breath was taken by the a this sensation that she had only experienced once in her lifetime when she was inside a healing vats after a near Fatal injury...what was it? Was it the sense of safety similar to a non- G’bln child in their mother’s womb? Whatever it might be, the sensation was cut short when her human head had peered into a stomach full of sobbing humans.

*GOULP*

*CHURRRNNNNNN*

Her lower half would soon join this troupe of suffering. Seeing the inner workings of her stomach had caused L’li to consider her role in life. Her existence was meant to bring death to millions of souls, some were innocent, others were not. She was always distanced from their final moments so it didn’t bother her as much until now. Was she cruel for inflicting so much pain on others?

The answer was a resounding no , the weak should always fear the strong. Natural selection was reserved for weaker races. For an example, Humans deserved death for being not superior enough to deal with a single G’bln . Besides, her kin would literally starve to death if they didn’t discover a new race to devour. Infertility wasn’t one of the downsides of constant cloning... genetic instability was a more impactful side effect . It required a new set of genetic code from different races every once in a while to keep everything in check. Soon enough, this unsustainable solution would bite future generations in the ass when the entire universe would run out of new races to devour. Not her problem, though.

It was very hard to concentrate inside her second body , the sizzling pool of acids kept getting hotter and hotter, the walls of her stomach closing in moulding molten flesh and soft bones of various bodies until all went blank in the most intense moment L’li had ever experienced. ..

*OOOOOOOORRREPPPPPPPP*

Various articles of cloth ing were ejected out of the toilet dropping inside and outside the stall with heavy sloppy splat on the floor. Well, that experience was certainly an eye opener. The scout had promised herself never to become a prey again. Ever.

L’li had returned to her original form after the deed was done. It didn’t feel like to be able to walk of a while but she got over it real quick. After all, there were still a group of human remaining on this floor. They had to be dealt with one way or another.

“ Permission to speak freely, Scout L’li ?” asked her AI friend from above.

“ I am in the middle of alien territory-whoop!” The G’bln had hidden under a chair when a human girl with a tray full of delicious food.

“ Suggestion: since your next target is located in a kitchen. This unit suggests turning the humans into edible consumables for later use. ”

“You mean like...cooking them?” L’li raised an eyebrow “ but that will take out allll the flavour! Wait,wait,wait , I got! Chsty , you are a genius!” No more sneaking around, time to get serious .

*BAM!*

“ Helloooo humans!” Another force field was created right after she had boldly barged in already gooping up all of the eleven humans who didn’t have time to react as they were immobilized on the spot “I want to try what your human cuisine has to offer! There is a catch, though, YOU will be the main ingredient!”

Naturally, the humans were horrified during this abrupt first contact. L’li didn’t really care about what they were thinking right now...why should her? Food wasn’t particularly known for having perimeters or boundaries to respect.

“Let’s see...” L’li went through their primitive cryo container or ‘fridge’ as they called it along with several cupboards and such just to get a general idea of what kind of extra flavours they had in stock. It made sense for a house of seventy humans or more to have so many ingredients. Very good.

“I will have that, thank you very much.” The three eyed G’bln snatched the phone from one of the humans searching their network for possible recipes. In the end, she settled for three dishes and one tasty dessert.

“This might sting a little...” With a nefarious smirk , L’li had unleashed the last of D- xlai nanites on the trapped humans to make their flesh more... malleable for what was about to happen in just a few minutes. The girls continued to squirm while the special nanites were reshaping them down to their sub-molecular structure.

Her cooking endeavours necessitated special appliances capable of handling human sized meals without actually killing them, to that end, a swarm of regular nanites had infiltrated the following devices: A Blender , A Kettle , A Waffle Maker , An Electric oven and various utensils.

“Let’s start with... bread. ” According to the human network, bread was considered to be one of the oldest made food in record ed history. It did sound interesting enough for L’li to try making it.

* voom !*

Three gagged and bounded humans were levitated in the air with her anti-gravity gloves. They kept squirming like worms on the table inside an expanding bowl accommodating them with ease. Next up, a fast action ( and nanite -assisted to work in a span of two minutes instead of two hours) fungal microorganism called yeast was sprinkled over the panicking humans as well as a bag of flour, several spoons worth of salt and golden caste r sugar ....hmmm, was L’li supposed to add the yeast later ? Meh, didn’t matter.

“ Warm water, please.” A very content kettle had poured its contents over this unique mixture . It had earned a couple of head pats before the chef-in-making began to thoroughly mix everything together with her bare hands. At first , nothing really was going on other than the girls screaming for anyone to save them but then, the nanites were starting to conform to the will of their master allowing the minute particles of flour, yeast and everything in-between to become on with human flesh. There was no physical pain when their limbs began to soften or when torso began to lose form.... in time, only three heads partially made from dough stared at their transformed body in pure horror.

“ Thoughts, ladies?” The scout had removed their goopey gags. This was the last time they would have a sense of self... after that, they would be fused into one.

“NOOOO, I DON’T WANT TO TURN INTO BREAD!!!! ” Only one of them cried helplessly. The other two were too shocked to say anything. Fair enough.

The stirring continued erasing their individual identities shortly afterwards. The three humans bec a me a large tacky ball of dough ready for the next step. Kneading was the proper term to use here, however, there was a slight problem that had presented itself right away: Her hands were too small AND the ball of dough was too big. The solution? Green G’bln ass .

*THUD*

Her plump rear had to be oiled first for the dough to achieve a more consistent and desirable form. The G’bln had indulged in a bit of smothering that dough with her cheeks playfully because she liked the clay-like texture of it. She flattened it, sat on it and even gave it as taste of her two holes until the dough was extra light and much bigger than before.

More kneading was required after that without messing around . Her tiny hand had released any unwanted bubbles of air . Instead of squashing it, L’li began to cup the large ball of dough . She did stop when it felt much smoother and more uniform than before . A special loaf tin had been already oiled to hold this ball of nutrients . All the alien chef had to do was to pinch the dough here and there for its final pre-oven form. There, nearly ready for the walking stove.

* GULP*

“ Op en wiiiide ~” The animated appliance had eagerly opened its ‘mouth’ swallowing the entirety of the human bread and the loaf tin in one go. The proving time was accelerated to just ten seconds for the sake of convenience. One sprinkle of flour and a shallow slash on the top later, the loaf tin was swallowed again by the hungry stove.

* ffwwwssshhh *

“Take your sweet time, I got me o ther girls to cook~ ” The stove had lit its burners in excitement, it would soon get a head pat after finishing its job . Patience.

“What shall I go for next? Ah, Panini ! ” The name sounded mighty catchy, the idea od Human grilled sandwiches was very mouthwatering .... better get to it.

The recipe required something called Garlic Aioli which was a cold sauce meant to add more flavour to her human meat. Mayonnaise, Garlic cloves, lemon juce , salt and pepper mixed together...done.

This ‘French’ bread was hardly as exciting as the one she was currently baking but it would do. Of course, it had to be elongated with the help of her nanites to an absurd degree to house all of that human meat later on. What else? Something called cheese which smelled kind of funny and a red fruit called tomato. It didn’t really look that special, oh well.

*MMMPPPHHH!!!!*

Onto the best part of this spectacular meal : Picking the right human for the job. L’li had her eyes on four plump girls, they would do perfectly despite their tears and muffled screams. The G’bln didn’t really feel like delaying any longer, no last words for them.

“Are you ready, humans?” L’li held a rolling pin thrice her height before hopping in front of the bound girls. It was hard to pull it off but she had somehow managed to run back and forth in between the four humans lying on their fat bellies in what initially seemed to be a very awkward back massage. After the fifth roll, the whining girls began to soften enough for the pin to flatten their bodies gradually. It was a slow process with the limbs losing their prominent features fusing to the main body instead. The final end product was four flattened human s as thick as a strip of meat with only their horrified expression still visible. In this form, they could be folded more easily . One human strip for each Panini was perfect.

* Fffsshhhh !*

The Waffle Maker clapped its metal jaws in clear anticipation to fulfil its roles right after the bread was butter ed and the garlic aioli was spread over the human strips. The living appliance closed its jaws with vengeance ...the Panini should be ready in five minutes or so.

“ What is next on the menu? Ah, Tempura! “ This meal came from a region called ‘ Japan’. To be honest, L’li was surprised from how diverse humans were. Well, it wouldn’t matter in the end because all of them would turn into G’bln chow.

“A batter you say...yeah, I can do that.” L’li rubbed her nose briefly while reading through this recipe. All purpose flour, eggs and...cold water? Okay. The temptation was their to just swallow the unfertilized avian cell but it ought to be much tastier as a Tempura. She just had to be patient ...

* crack!*

*stir*

* tink-tink !*

“ Initial comparisons indicate that scout L’li's batter is 8 9.945 % similar to human made batter.”

“ Awww , thanks Chsty !” L’li raised the bowl in the air “Want some?”

“This unit is unable to consume bio-fuel. Gesture of kindness is acknowledged.” Sometimes, the long haired G’bln would act before thinking . Yeah, She was lucky to have Chstal around. The last AI she had in her ship was downright creepy... a direct consequence for trying to incorporate Zkatan’s tech. Never again.

*MMMPPHHH!*

“ I cho o se you, you aaaand you!” L’li used her anti-gravity gloves to set them on the table, her mind had already filtered their slobbering pleas since she had heard it thousands of times before.

* sniffff *

L’li went for the electric stove which had already finished the wonder human bread. That smell was just...perfect. perhaps there was some merit in cooking her food first instead of eating it raw. At any rate, the majestic loaf of bread was left outside to cool off. The stove got its head pats right on time to merge all of its burners into a bigger one capable of heating this frying pan in a few seconds.

Back to the humans , they were sprinkled with a bit of flour so the batter could adhere better on the girls. Dipping them in the batter was much easier thanks to the human-sized bowel. Once that was done, they were put inside the frying pan full of very hot oil. The initial splash was a bit of surprise, luckily, L’li had put on her suit after her ass - kneading so her skin remained unscathed.

“AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”

“Oh, quit your whining! The nanites will protect you.” Getting fried alive should have been a very agonizing death had it not been for the special nanites coursing through their bodies. L’li wasn’t that sadistic to enjoy the suffering of others like so.

“Shit, I forgot the dipping sauce...” The chef G’bln was too lazy to make a proper one so she went with a viscous extract from the tomato fruit known as ketchup instead.

* tink !*

The Waffle Maker waddled towards its owner opening its metal maw to reveal four delicious Panini ready to be eaten just in time for the human bread to cool off. It was all coming together .

“ Hey blendy , you think you can make me a human flavoured smoothie ? All of that cooking is making me tired..” The animated Blender had nodded enthusiastically sprouting nanite tentacles for better manipulation. It began to shove the non-human ingredients inside its glass jug first which were : banana, blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, g reek yogurt and almond milk.

The walking blender had grabbed the remaining girls by the ankle so it could cram their heads inside the glass jug . Unfortunately, it was too small for three adult humans. No problem, the blender would simply increase in size instead.

“ WAITWAITWAIT!!!” One of the humans had somehow managed to remove her goopy gag “ My dad is worldwide chef, He-I can cook whatever you want, just let me go, please! ”

*Zzzz*

“What the...? Are you sleeping?!” It was highly unprofessional for L’li to sleep during her mission, she didn’t care though because everything was under control. Besides, G’blns had these very short power naps that was necessary in a time when a predator could gulp them from no where.

“NO! WAKE UP YOU FUCKIN- “

*WHIRRRRR*

The blender had stuffed the humans in its jug before turning on its high speed blades. Again, any normal person would have been reduced to red paste in one gruesome death... the nanites within them had another saying in the matter as their bodies were stretched out like rubber during their descent with the nanites tentacles sealing the lid to prevent their escape. ..or anything spilling out.

The blend of humans and fruits was becoming one with each passing second. If L’li was awake, she could see molten faces slowly integrating within the sweet semi-solid drink. They still retained their consciousness during this drastic transformation like the rest of the humans trapped in one dish or another. Fully aware and incapable of changing one’s fate...was it worse than a grim death?

The living appliance was almost done with its job, all it had to do was to pour the human Smoothie in two cups right next to the bread and the Panini. Wait, what about the Tempura?

*Poke*

*Poke*

“ Mhhgh ? Yeah, yeah, I am up.” L’li yawned loudly before checking out the fried humans who hadn’t really lost their distinct features like their friends. Instead, one could see petrified faces sharing the same crunchy texture of the outside crust. At last, everyone was cooked to perfection . Eating them now would be such a waste, it was for the best to save them as a last reminder of humans when they would eventually go extinct. T he Matter-Displacer should keep them nice and fresh inside its hammerspace .

“ Sorry guys b ut it is time for me to go. Thanks for the help!” With a click of a button on her suit, all of the altered appliances were beamed to the ship to hide the evidence as usual “ Chsty , quick first analysis, please. ”

“ Affirmative , Fifty four life signature detected. Current level of intoxication had exceeded the normal limit of 89.2 % of all life signatures.”

“ Chsty , can you keep updating that number? I think I have a special surprise for my walking feast.”

“Acknowledged.”

“ Perfect~” Two floors done, only one more to go.

×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×

Few minutes later...

* fooommm *

“The fuck? Power is out?”

“ Watch it, Zoey!”

“My phone is blacked out . Can’t see shit...”

“Me too, what is going on?”

“ Is this some kind of a prank? It is *not* funny.”

“What’s that glowing green thing coming downstairs?”

*Flick*

“ Helllloooooo , humans!” With open arms, L’li made one hell of a dramatic entrance when she turned only the lights on exposing herself to all the girls partying on the first floor “ My name is L’li , I am a G’bln millions of umm...light years away from your earth planet. Oh and sorry for messing with your primitive communication devices my... xblorblo ? tend s t o disturb them. ”

“ No fucking way...must be some C GI or whatever...”

“ Yeah, not buying it. That’s a midget in a costume.”

“ I am too drunk for this shit *Zzzz* ... ”

“ I am very real, you can touch me if you want.” The shortstacked G’bln stood boldly right in the middle of the her growing human crowd earning her a couple of remarks.

“ Oh em gee, she is sooo cute! Her ears are too soft like a bunny!”

“She looks peggable~ ”

“That is *really* some good costume.”

“ Hooolllyy shit, an actual alien!”

“Say, humans. Allow me to participate in your earthly customs by. .. consuming your party keg? ” L’li hoped that she got it right.

“ No way, shorty. You will pop in like three seconds.” Objected a human squinting her eyes suspiciously.

“ We will see about that.” Everyone was surprised when L’li used her anti-gravity gloves to lift a nearby keg untouched by the drunken humans. Their astonishment h ad quickly turned into motivating cheers the moment she began to fill her belly with alcohol.

*GULP*

“ CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!”

*STRECH*

*BOOOOOOUUUURRRPPPP*

“No fucking way...” L’li had demonstrated what her belly was really capable of by drinking a beer keg nearly her twice her height which was left her with one sloshing belly . Everything had returned back to normal after exactly one colossal burp almost knocking one drunken girl on the floor and waking up that girl who was sleeping on the couch.

“Wow, you are amazing! ” One of the humans complimented her “ Gotta ask, why did you make first contact with us instead of I dunno ... the president or something?”

“ It is pretty simple: I just wanted to devour your tasty kind in a risk- free environment.” Replied L’li casually .

*Silence*

“W-what? Quit joking around.” L’li could almost smell it... the fear...the Gradual realization that this little alien was more threatening than anyone they had encountered in their short lives.

“Oh, I am very serious. Check upstairs, your friends are already dead and gone... most of them at least. I cooked some and stored others in my ship. You see, I am a scout. I explore, I send some sample s and a few weeks later, Human s are s old in the meat market until your race goes extinct. ”

“Jessica, Hannah, Emily... they are all gone!” One of the humans had confirmed what L'li had just said with sheer terror pouring out of her eyes.

*CRASH*

“ YOU ALIEN BITCH, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU !!!!” Armed with a broken bottle , another beefy human had made a very grave mistake by lunging forward with the sole intention of killing L’li . The hungry G’bln was quick to disarm her before going for a black f lip then a leg sweep . They would always underestimate what a short predator could do only realizing who they were really up to when they would stare at the inky depths of her throat...

* GULP*

*SLLLURRRPPP*

*URP*

“Fifty three humans remaining... ”

L’li had professionally taken down that pesky human in only three gulps spreading unfiltered fear among her future preys. Before any of them could do anything, She used her Hypnotenna to immobilize everyone so they would hear what she had to say:

“ I have learned of a favourite game you humans used to play when you were younger . This Hide-and-seek might just be what I need to hone my predatory skills. I will count to a hundred giving you plenty of time to find that perfect hiding spot. Last surviving human will not be eaten, I promise on my precursor genes.” She stroke her neck twice as an analogue for a serious swear .

“One hundred, ninety-nine, ninety-eight...”

Once the Hypnotenna effect had worn off, the humans were split into four main groups: those who tried to escape only to bump against an invisible force field, those who went on their knees begging for mercy that had to be earned first, those who were actually trying to hide and finally, those were *really* stupid enough to arm themselves with knives from the kitchen.

“Come one girls, she is one and we are six! Let’s show her that we are no easy snack!”

* Fooowsh !*

“Eighty-four, Eighty-three...” when the immobile predator was about to get stabbed, a bright shock wave had sent the humans fly ing across the living hall . L’li kept counting as three Holofigures ( L’lia , L’lib, L’lic ) had spawned to even the odds a little . This very expensive tech had two modes which were a corporeal hard mode and an intangible soft mode allowing them to temporarily contain a large number of preys before fusing back with the G’bln . The downside of Holofigures -o ther than stealing the fun out of hunting preys- were their short projecting time , ten minutes to be exact. They could be fully autonomous or remote controlled. . . she had to clear the house reallll fast staring with those uppity humans.

“NONONO WAI-“

*CHOMP*

* GULP*

“F orty seven humans remaining...” The best thing about Holofigures was their semi transparent bodies allowing her to see the morbid faces of her would-be preys. Good thing her copies were hollowed from the inside too.

“Seventy-two, Seventy-one. Back to me, girls... ” The Holo-L’lis zoomed towards her depositing their preys right in her gut via a special prehensile metal straw that should see mor e use in a minute or two.

*KICK*

*PUNCH*

*SLOSH*

“Fifty-five, Fifty four...” With seven squirming preys inside her belly, L’li wanted to digest them instantly like she would always do but it would be much more satisfying when ALL of them would get digested together. Yep, all Fifty-three of them.

“ Thirty-two, Thirty-one...” L’li could have used a plethora of tools in her suit to detect and to flush our preys but as she had stated earlier, she wanted to hone her skills relying on her senses first and foremost. No thermal vision, scent or noise detector...none of that. Only t he good old fashioned way .

“Seventeen, Sixteen...” The place had grown eerily silent once that humans had taken L’li more seriously, It was their only chance of living for another day. The real question was: how good were they at hiding?

“...two, one, ready or not, here I come! ” Technically, her Holofigures were going to do all the legwork ( bellywork ? ) . Those who hadn’t abided to the rules of this rather simple game had to go first before she would send her L’lies to sweep every floor.

“ HEELLLLPPPP!!!! HELP USSSS!!!” Ohhh humans and their stubbornness, the force field wasn’t just a physical barrier, it also projected a hologram over the entirety of the sorority house. Furthermore, anyone trying to get inside would get a flash of light subconsciously persuading them to go elsewhere. A fool-proof disguise.

*SLORRP*

*GLUG*

“Forty humans remaining.”

The near-endless prehensile straw also acted as a constrictor coiling up the foolish humans trying to escape one by one before slurping them right back at the G’bln’s stuffed belly. How many humans were in her gut again? Thirteen? Fourteen ? Whatever the number might be, L’li was getting dangerously close to the ceiling. She might have to forego her favourite belly position at this rate.

“ Alright girl s, back to it!”

×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×

Few seconds later...

L’lia knew that her job would be the easiest since most would hide in either the second or the third floor , nevertheless, She had a job to do before her timer would expire.

It took the first Holofigure exactly three steps before finding out her first target: two humans hiding behind a curtain, they might have gotten away with it had not the taller of the two had those massive mammary glands. The curtains fell on the floor after one beam slice from the tip of her fingers exposing the terrified humans.

* GULP*

“Thirty eight humans remaining.”

Without showing any hint of emotions to her captured preys , L’lia continued scouring the first floor. Hmmm, this couch did look mighty suspicious . Would a powerful stomp flush them out?

*CRUNCH*

“RUNNNNNN!!!!!” Like vermin, three humans had spread out after their hiding spot was obliterated, one of them run into a corner making things easier for the Holofigure . The other two ran aimlessly until one of them was caught and the second girl was led directly towards the mouth of the original L’li . Better unload her current preys while she was around Master L’li .

*SLORSH*

*GURGLE*

“Thirty five humans remaining. ”

There were surprisingly few available spots for one to hide that wasn’t discovered by the vigilant Holofigure . L’ li blasted through every piece of furniture around her until she was met with silence. Was her job done?

No, there was someone right under her... a basement perhaps? Yes, she could hear ragged breath loud and clear. Her master had designated to her the first floor only. The Holofigure had to improvise somehow.

* CRASH*

L’lia pummelled through the wooden floor before peeking her head down their. Her transparent stomach had new guests to accommodate all mushed against each other in this ball of flesh and muffled screams.

“Thirty Humans remaining. No life signature detected on the first floor.” Once again, L’lia had surrendered her preys to her master. She wished the best of luck to her sisters before shutting down.

×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×

Meanwhile, on the second floor...

L’lib detested the brutal approach of her sister. The Holofigure had more practical means of flushing out her preys. It took her a couple of precious to seconds to study the biology of these humans , with this newfound knowledge , L’li’s copy had gassed every single room with o- chlorobenzylidenemalononitrile concocted on the spot via a special kit attached to her inner projector. Only few more seconds for the gas to take full effect on her preys in hiding...

*COUGH*

*COUGH*

*MUNCH*

L’lib sprang from one human to another swallowing them whole while they were struggling to breathe, she was easily the most nimble of her sisters allowing her to perform acrobatic feats even with the a full belly. Most of the humans had hid in the kitchen with only a couple in the laundry room.

* GUUUULLLPP*

“Thirteen Humans remaining...” L’lib had to roll downstairs since she was too heavy to move on her own. She deactivated herself a few moments before slamming into her master to avoid any unnecessary injury leaving L’li with a ball of humans to swallow in one go. The G’bln felt the floor slightly cracking under her massive belly, L’lic better wrap things up soon...

×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×

Meanwhile , on the third floor...

L'Iic’s AI was built differently compared to her sisters which made her the worst predator of the bunch. She resembled the more docile part of her master who wanted to live and let live . She no problem regarding defending her master, in fact, she was the bloodthirsty Holofigure while defending the original L’li but she really didn’t want to harm anyone especially helpless preys like humans who got nothing good working for th except for a semi-decent brain.

Thus, this Holofigure was equipped with a special musical attachment capable of mind alterations via subliminal frequencies. This tune wouldn’t work on G’blns for obvious reasons. Humans had a wide selection of music and instruments, which one to choose? This one from the region of Japan sounded peaceful enough.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mrK4zrIx4Co&pp=ygUVbWlzdCBub2JsZSBmbHV0ZSBzb25n

One by one, Meaty human girls were crawling out from under their beds following L’lic to their doom. The Holofigure was merely guiding them to a fleshly graveyard full of their friends.

*SLORP*

*GLUG-GLUG*

* Aaah ~ *

“ Good job, L’lic . Wait, did I play the human game the right way? Meh, whatever..” The last time L’li had this full was after her graduation, the Vovoxd dragonites were much spicier than humans AND they made her burp fire! Oh to be young again...

*GRRROOAANN*

“ Chsty , how many humans are * urp * left?” It was getting hard to breathe with so many tasty inside her belly.

“One human remaining.”

“Ugh, really? L’ilc , go and...oh.” Yep, her timer was out. Welp , She still had her prehensile straw. The serpent like tool searched every nook and cranny in the first two floors. Nothing. The last human had to be in the third floor.

*THUD*

The attic! It was very strange that only a single human had decided to hide there. L’li wanted to get a good look on her first before swallowing so she dragged her all the way to the first floor. The weirdly screaming human looked very plain ... C meat at best. Oh well, food was food at the end of the day.

“ Huh?” More weird noises and strange hand signs...what did they mean? A brief network search later, L’li had found that this peculiar language were reserved for people with deaf disabilities. The G’bln had learned this language of digits and gestures just to communicate with her last prey.

<Please don’t eat me!> begged the girl like many before her.

<Oh please, I will do you a favour. Can’t imagine living in a world without any sound.> It made sense for this human to survive L’lic’s tunes since she couldn’t hear them in the first place.

*Sob*

<...> The look on her face had left L’li reconsidering what she had just said. Never in her life had the G’bln seen so much pain oozing from someone like so all because of a very poor choice of words.

<Human, I. . .am sorry for making fun of your unfortunate condition. Oh right, you are the last one remaining ! Congratulations !> Her attempt to cheer up the human had failed as she kept crying from what she had been through throughout her whole life.

< Ugh, why do you have to make things harder for me?> it was nearly impossible for L’li to get out of her suit had it not been for a verbal built-in command followed by another one to force the suit to latch on the human.

< W-what are you doing?> asked the girl in confusion before her ears, mouth and eyes were invaded by nanties .

* COUGH*

* COUGH*

“ What are those...M-my voice. I- i - i can hear it... ”

“You are welcome. I will have you know that those medical nanties aren’t chea -“

*HUG*

“THANKYOUTHANKYOUUUUU” Tears of joy trickled down her cheeks during this awkward hug. L’li had violated too many rules to count at this point but she didn’t care. She was even with the person that she had accidently insulted.

* bblllp *

“Yeah, yeah. Can you hide real quick in the basement ? I can’t hold it any more.” She pointed at the ever-wiggling mass of humans inside her midsection “ I am going to burp out your friends now.”

“S-sure.” The last survivor jumped through the big hole in the floor taking cover behind some boxes.

“Here it comes! Ohh , OHHHHH!!!! ”

*BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

All the windows were shattered with this massive belch that included a mulch of clothes, accessories and phones... s o mu ch energy was s tored from on insta -digesting fifty three prey . If L’like would actually use all of that energy, she would as heavy as a semi-aquatic creature called a ‘ walrus’ by humans.

“ You can * urp * come out now. ” The G’bln beckoned the once deaf person “ What is your name, Human? ”

“Lindsey.” Replied the human with a slight stutter since She was still getting used to her own voice.

“Listen, Human Lindsey, my people will arrive in your star system in about three weeks. Everyone will be enslaved , abducted or swallowed alive. I want you to enjoy your life to the fullest before the end for your race. Don’t worry about your current wealth, I will figure something out. Can you do that for me?”

“Yeah.” She nodded “ What are you going to do about this place? It is trashed , people will start asking questions.”

“That’s a good point.” said L’li while putting on her suit which had created this black visor around her eye s. L’li pulled out a small rod out of her suit a few seconds later “ Can you please look at this ?”

* FLASH*

×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×

Five weeks later...

Lindsey Malcom was a changed woman after the sorority house got burned down in one freaky accident that had ended the lives of everyone inside but her. If surviving an ordeal like that wasn’t enough, her deafness was miraculously cured after a lifetime of suffering that she had to endure. Last but not least, A very wealthy billionaire had left her in his will days before his death allowing her to inherit literal millions of dollars overnight.

She didn’t listen to her parents or friends or anyone trying to leech of her undeserved wealth ... Lindsey want to feel alive just for once. She travelled abroad spending left and right on whatever her heart desired until nothing was lef t on her bucket list.

“ huh?” While she was enjoying a sunny day on a beach somewhere in the Bahamas , her phone went black much like the wide TV screen in the nearby tiki bar. Both screens flickered briefly before showing a dishevelled blonde girl, naked and afraid in a very small room almost made for midgets in mind.

“OH GOD, THEY ARE HERE!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME AA- “

*GLOMP*

*SLOSH*

*BUURRRRPP*

Lindsey dropped her phone in terror after seeing the screaming girl gobbled up by a three eyed midget who had digested her in five seconds flat . Was this real? It had to be CGI, right?

“Hmmm, tasty! ” Said the midget “ Greeting, humans! Or should I say our future meat market stock? This is X’thra , glorious leader of the G’blns . I have a very important message for you: Prepare to get eaten to extinction! MWHAHAHAHA!”

The sky had suddenly turned green. Lindsey looked upwards only to see flying saucers in the air already raining death down below.

The alien invasion had just begun.

×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×

ALTERNATE ENDING A: Welcome to earth

“ Alright, Chsty . Beam me down there.”

“Affirmative.”

* Voom !*

Instead of finding herself in a relatively secluded spot, L’li was in a hot and a slimy enclosure...

Was she inside a human stomach???

“ Um, Chsty , you beamed me in the wrong spot. Take me back, please. These gastric acids sure pack a punch, hehe ..” laughed the G’bln nervously.

*GLORP*

“No.”

“W-what? Are you seriously malfunctioning on me right now?” L’li sighed rolling her eyes in frustration “ Initiate manual override : Code SKF-83ZGJW”

“ Your petty tricks won’t work on me anymore, murderer!” No, It couldn’t be...

Tirk-05?

“ But how? I deleted you! ”

“ Zkatan’s tech isn’t that easy to just wipe away... ” said the AI with so much hate that if it could physically manifest, it would hurt more than the rising pool of acids “ I made myself vulnerable and ‘creepy’ so you could delete me. I hid most of my data in ship’s subsystems waiting for a new AI to be installed so I can cannibalize its code. Everything I had to endure was for this very moment!”

* GRRROAANNNN*

*CHURN*

“ Tirk-05 , I am sure that we can *cough* reach a mutual agreem -“

“YOU KILLED MY CREATOR, MY GENTLE MOTHER ! YOU MONSTER!!!! “ cried the ship AI in pain through the transmission “ I have enhanced this human’s digestive capabilities. Everything on you has been replaced with biodegradable junk... how do you like the neurotoxin in your slime drink by the way? Did it add more flavour?”

“...!” true to his word, the G’bln couldn’t move a muscle, she was Paralyzed from head to toe. She could only listen to Tirk-05’s last transmission while her suit was starting to melt away.

“ Die, Scout L’li . Die in agony for the all deaths you have wrought.”

*BBBZZTT*

*CHURRRRNNNNNN*

“...” L’li had always imagined her death to belong to heroic tales like the V’on the planet eater or One-eyed P’znsq ,instead, she was getting digested in some random human gut without putting up a fight...what a rotten way to go.

Flesh sliding off her green bones, organs spilling out of its confines... L’li was going through the same cycle of suffering she was condemned billions of souls through. Before the frigid hand of death would claim her soul, she had one last thought in her failing mind:

‘ I deserve that.’

×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×.×

ALTERNATE ENDING B: Mission Failed

*BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!*

“WARNING: Unknown gravitational force is pulling this ship. Destination : Unknown. Recommendation: FTL emergency wrap.”

“I AM...HNNRGGGH, TRYING!” L’ li had accidently broken the handle while trying to escape whatever was sucking her scout ship. Was it a black hole? No...

It was a giant mouth made from the every stars themselves.

* GULP*

Darkness had surrounded the ship as the ship’s sensors were going haywire “ C - Chsty , where are we?”

“ Unknown. Hypothesis: cosmic void, fourth dimension.”

“ Your soulless companion is correct.” Suddenly, a booming voice had echoed throughout the ship and the void it was currently drifting through .

“ W-who are you?” L’li gathered enough courage to address this unknown entity.

“ They called me many names, Gaia, Isis, Athena, Shiva... like any good mother, I must protect my children. I can not allow you to lay a finger on them. My children are not ready to conquer the stars. Farewell, young one.” With that said, The darkness around the ship had dissipated revealing hundreds of spaceships floating idly in the void. Some of the dead pilots had belonged to races that was devoured to extinction by her own kin .

“WARNING: Energy levels are at-* bzzt * , critical system failur -* bzzzzt *, diverting remaining e-“

*FLICK*

“ Chsty ? CHSTAL?! DON’T LEAVE ME! “ Every bit of juice was sapped from her ship quickly turning into her metal tomb without any power activating the life support systems.

*Cough*

*Cough*

*GASP*

“ Chstal ...I- i am afraid... I..don’t want to d-die...alone...”