No Limbs doesn’t mean no Samantha


“Have you seen my shield Samantha?” asked Dan who was currently in the hotel bathroom looking like the star-spangled banner. The Captain America costume he was sporting was certainly on the bright side and a little too tight for his liking. You’d think with the amount of times he had been squeezed by Samantha’s lips he would be used to it. But his girlfriend’s lips were very accommodat

Samantha’s romantic day
Dan was a brave
valiant knight who was riding his trusty steed to the forbidden
tower. The legends of the skeleton army guarding the tower and the
dreaded perverted sunflower were all true. This meant that the legend
of the veiled princess must be true to. Dan entered her room and saw
her sleeping in a large bed. She lay on her back with her hands on
her chest with her fingers locked. The princess was clearly in a deep
slumber and Dan knew exactly how to wake her. He ap

Samantha’s Mother
“So I was thinking
your finishing move could be 99 hit combo consisting of rapid fire
kisses. With the 100th kiss being bright pink and shooting
a massive laser that creates a lip shaped hole in the planet” said
Dan who had been telling Samantha about his fantasy video game for 10
minutes now. They were both sat outside a café and Samantha hadn’t
said a word for a while. Dan noticed that she wasn’t even looking
at him and probably wasn’t listening. “Are you ok?�

Samantha’s enemy
Samantha and her
boyfriend Dan were walking to college. They went to different
colleges but Dan always walked her to hers before continuing to his.
They have been a couple for 2 weeks now and are still well smitten
with each other. Despite their relationship and unusual encounters in
the bedroom, Dan had still not seen her face behind the hair. He
would either be blindfolded during their activities or her lips would
cover her entire face like a weird Halloween mask. But Dan di

Samantha’s Hidden Lips
Have you ever gone
out with a girl just because of the profile picture on a dating
website? It is certainly not an uncommon thing to do as it is the
first thing you see of them. Photos can tell you a lot about a
person, even if the photo is false. If the person you go out with
looks nothing like their photo then you already feel like you can’t
trust them. People who don’t provide a photo generate even more
distrust. But sometimes you see a photo that you just can’t