"Hello,
Customer Service."
"...
Uh... Hi... It's, uh... I called before?"
"This
is a follow-up call?"
"Yeah.
I think it was. ... According to my calendar it was five days ago."
"Let
me check our records. ... Ah, yes. I have here a call from a woman
who had misused the Wonder Wand: Ultimate Suction Male Marital Aid.
Would that be you, ma'am?"
"Yeah..."
"And
I have it here that you'd inserted your feet into our patented
HDTF-enhanced

"Hello,
customer service."
"Finally!
Listen, I need to know where the reverse switch is on your 'Wonder
Wand.'"
"Would
this be the 'Wonder Wand: Ultimate Suction Male Marital Aid' or the
'Wonder Wand: Femine Magic Marital Aid'"
"I
don't know, the one that looks like a fleshlight!"
"That
would be the Ultimate Suction. What seems to be the problem?"
"I
need to know where the reverse switch is!"
"The
Ultimate Suction, as the name sugg