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Girls make bad warriors. By Winny -- Report

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This particular story was an idea sitting in my head after looking at some of Genly's comics, so be prepared for weak dainty girls doing things really shouldn't be doing.

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Altimos

Posted by Altimos 6 years ago Report

Let's see, I'm read... I got to the horse part, nice...
I get to the cow part, nice...
They're unwilling and get a painful digestion...
*hitting favorite button*

Winny

Posted by Winny 6 years ago Report

Im happy that you enjoyed the read, This is more an outlet for some of my darker desires, sadly it seems lot others aren't to keen on it. ^^ But im happy you enjoyed it though!

chechico

Posted by chechico 6 years ago Report

It was a pretty fun read I liked it

Winny

Posted by Winny 6 years ago Report

Thank you ^^

Winny

Posted by Winny 6 years ago Report

People Get idea's and inspiration from places they least expect! And lets be honest girls make terrible warriors when everything wants to eat them but that's what makes them so great! and a helpless female adventure movement? Don't you mean future bowel movement? <3

Onewingedangel

Posted by Onewingedangel 6 years ago Report

Lol! Very funny

Winny

Posted by Winny 6 years ago Report

Happy you thought so. ^^

StomachQueen37

Posted by StomachQueen37 6 years ago Report

More like we make Shitty warriors.
... I’ll see myself to the nearest cow.

Winny

Posted by Winny 6 years ago Report

Hopefully someone cleans up after their shitty performance. <3

StomachQueen37

Posted by StomachQueen37 6 years ago Report

Hey, quality manure is pretty valuable! Arguably more-so than the girl it was made from! I’m sure someone will come along soonish.

Winny

Posted by Winny 6 years ago Report

Fun fact, hay costs money, but girls are free. Support your local farmer and be girl manure today.

StomachQueen37

Posted by StomachQueen37 6 years ago Report

From a quick google, hay costs around $60 per ton, so three cents per pound. So I’d be saving my local farmer around three bucks! Plus the profit from selling the resulting cow pie! I’d say that’s a good use of my body, which is probably worth one cent per five pounds.

Winny

Posted by Winny 6 years ago Report

Cheap date, get brought around the farmstead and for three bucks, after the date you get your entire life planned out, it might be slightly shitty but I promise you'll love your make over, truly a once in a life time transformation.

StomachQueen37

Posted by StomachQueen37 6 years ago Report

Oh, wow! What a cheap life counseling session! And on top of that, the job you get recommended has a good bit of upward mobility! I mean, from girl to feed to cow pie to discount manure? Finally, a decent job I’m qualified for!

TheFirstDinner

Posted by TheFirstDinner 4 years ago Report

Love the story it is really dark, and the scenes in it were great. Would love to see more stuff like this again. Great work though! ^^