Andy Nicastro... One can only try to count his numerous accomplishments and
achievements. Some say he is truly the best math teacher ever, in the history of the world.
But some wonder who this great man would really be without his glorious (and strangely
attractive) moustache. It is the crown placed atop a god among mere mortals. His skills
in math have surpassed any other human being that has ever lived, including Plato,
Sophocles, and many other great ancient Greek mathematicians. Some say that Andy Nicastro is the
only person that knows the true value of pi... Which he has said is exactly
5,334,354,688,246 digits long. Some people think that the Legend has said this just to put the people that ease, and that only he truly knows the infinite digits of pi, and although he will not reveal the numbers, he has said that,
maybe, on his death-bed, he will reveal the first billion or so... Andy will go down
in history as the greatest math teacher that ever lived, and will be honored thousands of
years in the future as a teacher, a genius, and, most importantly, a friend...
There's no better way you could
possibly describe Andy. Although one
cannot forget his random, yet fairly
handsome,son. Nobody knows for
sure what the story is for him, they just hope he's half
as godly as Andy Nicastro.
To the disappointment of thousands, Andy
Nicastro has recently shaved his moustache. Nobody
knows exactly why, but there have been reports
of itchyness, critisism towards the moustache,
and comments such as "Hey Andy, 1986 called,
and they want their moustache back!"
Therefore, one cannot blame Andy for the
shaving incident of '06. We give you
our total and complete support, you mathlete, you. RIP Nicastache.
Andy Recently has achieved man status of God and has become an immortal.
Andy Nicastro is the best teacher ever.
Mr. Nicastro is the best teacher of arithmetic out there. Period.
I do not doubt Andy Nicastro's ability to teach absolutely anything he wants to. His over 40 year record will stand long after he never stops teaching the world about everything. Every student past, present, and future thanks you, Andy Nicastro.
Mr. Nicastro, we <3 you
Andy Nicastro has not ever, and never will, disappoint any students with his ability to guess their every move, as if he were the chess player, and we are all his pawns. All shall bow to him, or god have mercy on your soul.
One cannot really describe the amazing lessons we will carry on through our lives learned from Mr. Nicastro. Not only do these things apply as a teacher to student, but a friend to a friend. We are more than insanely lucky to have had him, for it's really a blessing. Mr. Nicastro's skills surpass any other. As clarified by he himself, he is the seventh Avenger. We really cannot thank him enough for all that he's done.