Dark Meta Knight always fought unfairly, taking any advantage that would give him the upper hand over his opponent. He caught Meta Knight off guard, striking down his unwitting alter self. As Dark Meta Knight stared down at the unconsciousness Meta Knight, he started to feel hungry. The grey knight then got a voracious idea of how to get rid of his counterpart and have a delicious meal out of it. When the blue knight finally regained himself, he was submerged in water inside a large pot. Meta Knight tried to climb out but found his wrists, feet and wings bound. His mirror counterpart was beside him with an apple and carrot in hand. Dark Meta Knight was cooking him up into a stew. The blue knight squirmed and protested, not wanting to end up in his alter self’s belly as food. The grey swordsman shoves the carrot into the other knight and stuffs the apple into his mouth, effectively garnishing his meal. Meta Knight’s struggles intensified as the water reached a boil, slowly but surely softening him up. Dark Meta Knight watched intensely as his counterpart was cooked into a stew. He licked his lips beneath his mask, he couldn’t wait to take a bite out of his alter self turned boiled meat.
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Now that I think about it, has Meta Knight ever won a fight before? He sure gets beat a lot for someone who’s supposed to be this great swordsman. No wonder everyone eats him. I couldn’t go through my Meta bullying spree without letting Dark Meta Knight have a taste of cooked Meta meat as well. Everyone thinks Meta Knight is tasty, even himself. Well, mirror self.