It had been at least a few hours since Juno Higashikata had left for work, leaving Doppio alone in the house. The boy was never the patient type, but he’s trying his best! "I-I'm doing pretty fine I think! Maybe I should check out the upstairs, look around in Juno's room for laundry? I'm sure she'd be happy if I cleaned up a bit…" he was so cute, playing house husband like that! Getting up from the couch, he walked upstairs to the girl’s room to clean up while she was gone. Her room was just as messy as her brother’s, with things such as bras and pants lining the edge of her bed, along with garbage everywhere. "Juno…" he sighed and began picking up trash and putting it in the waste bin, then started picking up clothes. "Hm? These are…" he held up a pair of her panties "Eeee! Th-these are Juno's panties!" He blushed and lightly tossed them on the floor near her closet. Then something terrifying, to him, happened.
A hand slid out from under the door and grabbed them, pulling them under into the closet. The boy’s brown eyes widened in horror, what even WAS that? Did Juno ever tell him that she kept something in her closet!? No she didn't, it looked human! He shuddered and shook as he went to open the closet, fully ready to run like mad if something evil jumped out. He opened the door and a man in purple tumbled out, a cache of panties falling onto the floor like rings from a Sonic game. "W-who are you?!" "Seems I've been found, hello~" Doppio was just so confused and scared, how long has this man been here, more specifically in Juno’s room!? "I said who are you?!" "My name is Melone, you must be Doppio." "H-how do you know my name?" "Juno moans it when you two fuck in this room, I heard it." “Eeee!!” He covered his face, blushing deeply in embarrassment. "Oh don't worry, I wasn't watching~ where is Juno anyways?" "O-out…" Doppio stuttered as Melone stood up, he was really gangly, did he not eat in a while? He looked really malnourished!
He soon felt the purple-haired man grasp his arm, surprising the boy quite a bit. “W-what are you doing??” "Just seeing how buff you are, you're a little thin but I can see why Juno finds you hot." Melone licked his lips "And why I find you cute as well~" Doppio laughed awkwardly in response, “I-I’m sorry, I’m already taken!” "That's never stopped me before~" he put a hand under Doppio's sweater, feeling his tum and the slight muscle underneath it, making the boy blush "W-well…." "Mm… so soft…~" Melone got close and kissed Doppio's neck, making him flush with heat "Hhhh…" He was so perverted and weird, yet.. Why couldn’t he just run away!? It was like he was trapped! "Uh-uhmmm p-please stop.." "Mmm you'll have to ask more assertively than that~" “..S-Stop?” “Harder.” Was he getting off to this?! "I-I said stop!" Doppio managed to get the courage to push Melone off of him, which only made Melone even more horny. "Ohhh please do that again!~ I want you to punish me for assaulting and invading your space~!" “N-No! Get away from me!” The pink-haired lad yelled, immediately leaving the room to try and call Juno. Melone grabbed hold of his arm "Where are you going? I need a sample from you for my collection~" "S-sample?! Sample of what?!" Doppio dreaded to think of what that sample might be of, blood maybe?!
He tried to pull away, whining from how tight his grip was against his skin. "Just a semen sample is all, I have my ways of getting it… mainly by… pleasuring you~" he was gonna make Doppio cum?! "N-no thanks! I'm good!" Doppio kept struggling to get away, with Melone merely chuckling in response to his desperation. "I love the ones who run~" he pulled on Doppio's arm and wrestled him to the ground, pinning him down, "I don't mind doing it here but maybe you'd like to have sex on the bed, no?" “I don’t want to have sex a-at all!!” “Mmmm.. too bad!~” Melone lifted up Doppio's sweater, exposing those petit tender tits of his, "Such an adorable chest you have~" he poked and rubbed Doppio's nipples, making the pink haired lad moan and cry. “S-stop… please…” he whimpered, a deep blush on his face. "I haven't even started the real arousing stuff, you must be a weak willed man, my favorite." Melone undid and pulled down Doppio's pants, making him struggle a bit, "Mmm.. keep fighting, but it won't do you any good~" “S-Stop!!” he begged, continuing his attempts for escape. Melone continued to undress Doppio, much to his dismay, especially when his underwear was pulled down. “What an adorable penis you have~ Good length too~” “P-please stop <:(“ Getting out his ‘mixing straw’ as he liked to call it, he pressed the tip against the edge of his dick, causing Doppio to shudder slightly. “W-what are you doing?!” “You’ve heard of ‘sounding’, right? The sexual kink for shoving a rod or object into the male genitalia to achieve sexual pleasure, one of my more favorite and practical kinks for its simplicity~” “Y-You’re gonna shove that into my penis??? <:O!!!” “Yes~ It feels so good, honestly. I’ve tried it on myself and plenty of those I’ve had sex with~”
He pressed his hand against Doppio’s cheek, making him shudder a little bit as he whispered into his ear. “I can’t wait to make you feel better.~” “I-I felt fine until you started messing with me!” Doppio whined as the clear stick was stuck into his penis, moving down the inside of his shaft, making him moan and cry out. “aaAaAAAHH!” Melone grasped Doppio’s balls, feeling them as he pushed the stick deeper down his dick. “A-aaahhhhnn… s-stop!! That feels…. That feels… so…. Aahhh…” Doppio could barely speak as his dick was screwed with. “Feels good, doesn’t it?~” the purple pervert grinned as he looked up at Doppio, squishing and caressing his ballsack. “S-stop… i-it’s just a physical reaction! I-I don’t enjoy this!” Doppio half lied, it wasn’t what he wanted but it felt good! He moaned and cried, feeling his dick get harder and harder. Melone finally pulled it out, licking the strands of cum from it as Doppio squirted out a bit of his load.
“Nmmnnn!!” “A perfect sample, let me just swab some of that~” Melone put some of the cum in a small jar, “This will be perfect for my collection, can’t wait to analyze it~” “A-analyze?” “I’m a geneticist, I study all the wonderful things that make us human~ Plus it is... quite arousing to learn about~ I can discern everything about a person just from their DNA~!” He pressed his finger against the boy’s nose, “Even you and your beautiful girlfriend..~” “D-don’t hurt Juno…” “Oh I already have a sample of her, and it’s quite a sample indeed~” Melone poked at Doppio’s butthole, trying to get his fingers inside “W-what are you doing! Th-that feels so wrong!” he struggled against Melone’s grip as he tried to push his appendages inside. “So soft, I was expecting it to be tight.~ Does she peg you?” “Wh-what!? No! I don’t even know what that is!” he yelled, no the reason for his loose-ness was that he gets buttfucked by guys, a lot. The poor boy is a dick-magnet.
“You’re so perfect, Doppio. Now wonder why she loves you..~” “I-I don’t know if I should take that as a compliment or a threat…” oh it was a threat, “I simply have to fuck you~” “WHAT?!” Doppio struggled like a cat that suddenly didn’t want to be held anymore, not wanting to get fucked yet again by another man. Risotto was bad enough! “G-Get away from me!! Stop!! Juno, help!!” he struggled and squirmed, Melone taking his own clothes off so he could fuck this boy senseless. God he was still gangly, it was even worse looking without his clothes to cover him. “I-I don’t want to do this!! Let go!! Please!!” Doppio yelled, tears in his eyes. “Relax and I’ll make you feel great~” Melone grasped Doppio’s thighs, pressing the tip of his dick against Doppio’s butthole. Feeling it slide in, the boy bit his lip until it bled as Melone thrusted his cock into his ass. “Aahhh!! S-stop!” Doppio squirmed as it was pushed deeper into him, it was torment! Sexy torment. Melone on the other hand didn’t want to stop until he got all of his cum between those freckled ass cheeks of his, and maybe like, eat him or something. If he was feeling hungry after this. “Come on, squirm a little more~! Or I might have to make you squirm~” Melone said as he reached out to touch Doppio’s nipples again. Pressing his fingers against his sensitive nipples, he heard him whimper and struggle to get away. “That’s better, I’ll have to note this little… sensitivity of yours for later~” “L-later?” Doppio struggled and dreaded the thought of Melone doing this to him again. “Weehhh!!” Doppio whined and cried. “Juunoooo… help meee… weeh…”
He didn’t like this at all! “Come on now. The fun’s almost at it’s end. I just need one last thing from you.~” “Wh-what’s that?” Doppio said, scared. Melone came inside of the boy before looking at him with a sick grin, “You’ll see soon~” “W-What do you mean?... wehhhh…” Doppio said as Melone pulled out, “I have a sample, I’ve tested your abilities in bed… now I just need you out of the way~” “Wh...what?” that didn’t sound good! “How do I explain this?.. There’s something about the girl known as Juno Higashikata that drives most, including myself, close to her in more ways than one. You seem to be the closest..~” “Y-yeah…” “That’s a problem, I want to be closest to her, and to do that I need to get rid of you.” “O-oh no…” Doppio already tried to escape, only to find his legs bound with odd cubes. “W-wehhh!!” “Just thinking about you and looking at you makes me hungry..~” Well, that certainly didn’t remind him of a certain metalhead! “W-Wehh!! Juno!!” Doppio struggled to escape, Melone grabbing his feet. “Mmm…. most people who do this in my squad like to do head-first, but I enjoy feet-first. Maybe it’s just my foot fetish~” “YOUR WHAT-” Doppio yelled as Melone licked his toes, and by god it was creepy! “S-stop!! Don’t eat me!!” He wished that he had a phone with him, he could call his bossu to come help! Pushing his legs down his throat, Melone tasted how sweet the boy was, even with a hint of admitted spice. Doppio tried to grab something so he could pull himself free, but there was nothing to grab hold of! “J-Juno!! Help!!” he called out, hoping she’d come home soon! His thighs were now entering Melone’s throat, the blonde haired man leisurely swallowing him whole, even moving his position to sit down, his gut distending to fit his meal.
The boy kept moving around, crying in hopes that Juno could pull a deus ex machina and return home at the right time to see Melone swallowing him down. He wasn’t that lucky, sadly. He could look down and see Melone swallowing him, and he couldn’t move the rest of his body. “P-please! Stop! I don’t want to die!!” he cried out, Melone moaning in response as he continued to gulp the poor boy down. Soon he only had his chest and head to gulp down before he could move on to digesting the lad, licking his chest as he kept crying out for Juno to help him. He was so sweet tasting! Melone swallowed Doppio down whole, licking his hair as he smirked and drooled, placing his fingers on the bulge as it slid down his throat. “Ahhh.. finally… you’re all mine.~” he patted the bulge, poor poor Doppio only being able to struggle slightly in response. “Mmmpph!!” “Mmmm~ Keep doing that~ It feels soooo good ehehahheh!” it tickled almost, and with him out of the way Juno would be all his! He just had to digest this tasty treat into fat, just thinking about it made him hard! “Doppio! I’m home!” Melone’s eyes went wide as he heard a familiar voice from downstairs. “Shit! Why now?!” of all the bad luck, Juno comes home now. Melone had to hide and hope she didn’t find him while he digested her boyfriend. The girl looked around, usually he would rush up and hug her, but he was just nowhere to be found! “Doppio? Are you asleep? Where are you?” she headed upstairs, Melone meanwhile was trying to heave his fat ass back into the closet like a snake that just ate the family dog. “Come on come on, why is this stronzo so fucking heavy?!”
The door opened slowly, with Juno entering her bedroom and seeing Melone with his distended gut. “..ehe… evening, Juno.” “Melone.” she said to him, she knew where Doppio went now. “How are you?~” “Let him out.” The blonde-haired man tried to avoid anything about him eating Doppio, “..I see you’re doing well.~” “Spit Doppio out.” “I have no idea what you’re talking about~” “mmmpphhff!” “...Ignore that sound~” “Spit my boyfriend out now, Melone.” She slapped him across the face, causing him to moan loudly in pleasure. “Mmmm I see why you love him so much~ So sweet and tender~” Juno hit him with a hair brush repeatedly “SPIT HIM OUT!!” “And what if I don’t?~” “..I’ll.. I’ll feed you to Kars!!” “The buff man?” “Yes.” “.... oh fine, take your boyfriend back.” he pouted as he started to cough up Doppio onto the ground. “Ughh! He’s knocked out! Look what you did!” “Pleeeaaase degrade me more, mistress~! Tell me how naughty I am~” “You stop that.” she said to him while checking on Doppio. “Why is he naked?” “I may have taken a sample from him~” She slapped him again, repeatedly actually. “You! Don’t! Do! That!” “But I have to, I have a DNA sample of every stand user in Morioh! Well except that handsome buff hunk and your old man…” “You what.” Juno looked at him with wide eyes, the implications kept getting worse and worse the more she thought about it. Every Stand user, with only Jotaro and Joseph not collected yet “What the fuck is the matter with you?” The girl yelled, sweating like crazy with the implication that he got DNA from the dreaded hand man. And the even worse implication he got DNA from Sumire. “I am a man driven by the desire to gather data, it is important to an assassin~” “I will beat you with a pipe you perverted fuck.” “Oh, please do!~”
She didn’t.
-END-
Posted by Bruhidk 4 years ago Report
You know, I don’t really like male preds or watch JoJo, but the QUALITY of your titles and thumbnails makes me want to follow you just for that.
Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report
Every single fanfic was made from the heart except a few that were made by the pancreas.
Posted by BondaBonda 4 years ago Report
When the hand went to grab the panties we knew where this was going >:3 poor Doppio
Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report
MELONE
MAKE ME A BABY YOU FUCKING USELESS ASSASSIN
Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report
HOLY SHIT DURV CAME BACK A DAY AFTER I POSTED THIS DUMB FIC I'M A PSYCHIC
Posted by Flamewarproductions 4 years ago Report
Honestly, I have no idea how you keep shitposting this efficiently but I'm 100% down at this point
Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report
It's essentially advanced clickbait, my titles are so fucking weird that you HAVE to see what the fuck I'm up to.
Posted by ToddHowardIsAPred 4 years ago Report
19 dollar babyface card. Who wants it?
Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report
OH BOY
FREE IMPREGNATION
Posted by Eostre 4 years ago Report
Yet another beautifully written story that keeps an ideal balance between serious work and shitpost. 11.5/10 or something.
~~I'll probably nuke my account and stop visiting this site soon enough, I'm gonna miss reading these lol
Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report
Godspeed, king.
Posted by RhinoSalt 4 years ago Report
Melone being a cryptid? Meme name? OC getting cucked? Yep, must be Yukari!
By the way, what parts have you read so far?
Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report
Oh, I've technically read into all of them, my favorite parts are Battle Tendency, Diamond is Unbreakable and Steel Ball Run! I still have my copy of Stardust Crusaders' first volume from several years back lmao--