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“poow! poow!" "This isn't the pool Nekota, they're hot springs, or whatever Italians call their bathhouses." Juno said to her tiny boy as her, and the Bucci Gang, headed to a hot bathhouse to relax. "poow! warm poow.. :3" he giggled, happy as always. He was with his 'big sister', his four 'brothers', his 'mama', and his mama's grumpy goth boyfriend! Juno pressed her hand against her cheek, why was she blessed with such an adorable little boy? It was no matter as she pushed open the door gently, “Hello? Anybody here? I’m looking foorrrrr… Bruno Bucciarati?” "Over here, Miss Juno." "There you aaaAAREE--" she looked at Bruno, more specifically his mostly nude body and his gloriously fat tits. "Is something wrong?" "Nooooooo I'm fine! It's fine! H-how are you and the guys?" She waved her hand, dismissing the idea as she laughed with a glimmer of clear fluster in her voice. Don't stare at his chest, no matter how wonderful they look... ignore succulent fruit.
 
 
Bruno looked to the side before glancing back at Juno. “Everything is fine, even with a few road bumps when it came to our job.” “That’s good! Speaking of jooooobbb… I need to tell you something.” She rubbed her arm before biting her lip. “I may or may not have teamed up with a group of assassins to help take down Heaven Ascension DIO.” “..pardon?” “Oh right, you don’t know who that guy is.” Just as Juno was about to explain, the door opened to show Narancia. “Oi! Bucciarati! The water’s so nice!” “Narancia!! Your towel’s gonna fall!!” "Aren't we supposed to be wearing shorts and not be naked?" Juno asked, covering Nekota's innocent eyes.
 
 
"We are, he just has a hard time listening. What was this about assassins?" "Y'know what? I'll tell you once we get in a hot bath, I'm cold." Juno chuckled awkwardly as she headed to the nearest warm pool of water. “oooo :3c” Nekota was in awe as he looked around, he was so excited to start swimming! “Just hope nobody finds out about his… abilities…” The girl looked down at him before looking at the people in Bruno’s gang. Giorno was here, and yeah he still looked like one of DIO's crotch spawns. Abbacchio was also here, standing as far away from Giorno as possible and angrily staring at him. "Does he still hate Gio?" "Sadly yes. All of my attempts to get Abbacchio to like Giorno have failed… Sort of." "Sort of, what do you mean sort of--" "wook! joono! woter!" "You mean water?" "wotor! :3!!"
 
 
The girl watched as Nekota played around with the water, splashing it everywhere excitedly. “:3!!! wotor!!!!” "Please do not splash so much, Gattino." ":o! okay mama… owo." Nekota glanced over at Bruno, still thinking he was his mother. "ehehoehe wotor :3c" "So you were going to talk about something with me, Juno?" Juno blinked a few times before nodding. “Oh yeah! So.. there’s this guy named DIO… well.. He’s Giorno’s father. My father fought him several years ago, with my nephew killing him. But…. somehow… in another universe he-” "I'm sorry but… What on Earth are you talking about?" "It's a long story, I can explain it better in a longer way if you have time." "The parts that are relevant would be fine enough.." Coughing into her fist, she inhaled.
 
 
“There’s a mad god by the name of DIO who’s stand is powerful enough to erase anything from existence and I need you, La Squadra, literally ANYBODY to help stop him.” "La Squadra… That's the hitman team… how did you--" "Don't ask." It involved a lot of sex. I mean a lot. “Now, listen, I know you two are enemies and all but trust me when I say that they’re gonna be REALLY helpful in the late game.” "I am aware of our deep hatred of one another, and if you insist that having them help us will prove useful then I will trust you." "Thank you, at least it was easier than getting them on my side." "No problem, if anything--Gattino! Do not drink the fountain water! It's got germs in it!" Bruno yelled at Nekota, who was holding his mouth open over a faucet letting out hot water into the baths. “:O haaaaaa--”
 
 
He was a thirsty lad! “Don’t worry, I’ll get him.” standing back up, she walked over to Nekota and picked him up. "i was thirsty, juno <:3" "Don't drink the bath water, silly. You'll get sic--well ok you probably won't because you're a Pillar Man but still, don't drink the water, baby." "okie :3!" He wiggled his small feet as Juno held him. Bruno raised an eyebrow as he heard her. “..Pillar Man?...” He’s heard of stand users, but not Pillar Men! "Another long story, Bruno. And that's a long story." One that involved Aztec fitness vampire gods who got beat up by her dad who is also a sunlight wizard.
 
 
She couldn’t help but notice Narancia and Mista looking at her, to which she waved to them with a gentle smile. "Dude, she looked at me!" "No, she looked at me!" "Nuh-uh, you're all old and grody, I'm actually 17 like her!" "I'm only 20!" They began to fight, which Juno saw ":I why are guys like this around me?" She shrugged before looking at Giorno, “He’s such a nice kid for someone related to literally the worst guy ever…” the only other DIO cock spawn she's met was Domenico, and he was already bad enough, and she wasn't even gonna try and meet the Florida Boys out of her own free will. "I hope he's nice at least…" or at the very least wasn't horny for her like DIO and Domenico were. What made that encounter worse was that Domenico used to be at least tolerable before becoming a vampire! Wait was Giorno a vampire? Or is he half vampire? Like those Dhampir thing-a-ma-guys? She wanted to ask but that might end up with her telling him her nephew killed his dad, trapping him in an abusive childhood, and she didn't feel like giving him an existential crisis..
 
 
“Ahhh.. this feels nice…” Juno laid back as she sunk deeper into the warm waters, finally relaxed after countless days of near death experiences. Juno looked over at Nekota, who was in a bath all on his own. "Hm? Nekota, you okay?" "warm :3" "Hmm…" she got up and went to see why he was alone, "Why are you in here alone baby--" as soon as she dipped her foot in the water she found out why, the water was sweltering hot! "Aaahh! Nekota! Why is the water so hot?!" ":3c?" He looked at her curiously, to him it felt perfectly fine! “but the water’s nice, juno <:3” "It's boiling hot!" "it is? :3c" the little boy's tough Pillar Man body made him resistant to the super hot water, to him it was normal hot water!
 
 
“Did he seriously put it at max temp.!?” Juno wanted to take him out, but he looked so calm… maybe it was best to leave him. "Well… just don't leave that spot, okay buddy?" "okie dokie juno! :3!" "Good boy." Juno went to see if she couldn't find Abbacchio, he had just up and disappeared! "Heh… he's probably avoiding Giorno…" He was always such a grumpy guy, for some reason she always wanted to ask him why! Believe me, a lot of people do. "Where could he be though…" she saw the sauna room a few feet away, "Maybe he's in there?" Getting up, she walked over to the room and pushed the door open. “Y’ello?” yep Abbacchio was in there, and man was he beet red. Man was red as a tomato. "Can't take the heat well?" "Shut up." Juno couldn’t help but snicker a little bit as she sat down next to him. “Man, did everyone in Bucci’s gang have a nice pair of… hands?” She said to herself, staring at his tits. His fat tits, not as fat as Bruno's but still fat.
 
 
She took a quick glance at his crotch before seeing him glare at her. “What are you doing?” “N-Nothing!” “Did you come in here to look at me in lewd ways?” “N-no! I was wondering where you were and I wasn’t staring at you in a weird way! I promise!” She waved her arms, denying the fact that she was absolutely staring at him with perverted desire. God she wanted to slam her face into his tits and abs, he was so hot! Even if he was red as a vine ripened tomato. Man, how big was that co- “Higashikata?” “Wha- err.. Nothing?” “I can see you staring at me.” “I-I’m not I’m not!!” Juno got up, “I-I’m leaving I’m leaving!” Juno left the sauna, red faced herself but not because of the heat of the sauna that’s for sure. Walking out, she was incredibly flustered by the fact that she was surrounded by a bunch of handsome men along with Giorno and Nekota. “Ugghh… why must I be tormented by hot guys all the time…? I mean, I like it, but could the universe slow down! I’m just one girl!” She folded her arms and pouted, a heavy rose blush on her face. “At least give me some time to breathe…” the universe refused, and out of the corner of her eye she saw Risotto’s buff chest. “Oh lord…”
 
 
She knew bringing La Squadra along was going to cause something, but she didn’t expect to get a woman boner! “hoh” she stared at his glorious chest. “I forgot I invited them here hhhoooh my god…” she awkwardly waved at him the moment he saw her “h-heeeyyy risotto….” she nervously walked over to greet him, he was in fittingly black and red swimwear too, which made his bulge all the more noticeable. “Eheh… at least it's not a speedo.” “Me? Wear a speedo? No, Prosciutto would but not me.” “P-prosciutto is wearing a speedo?” Juno asked, blushing immensely before looking over at the door. Looks like the others were here, and of course Melone wore the worst thing imaginable because he’s a horny son of a bitch.
 
 
It was like a skirt almost, like Juno could have sworn she saw Santana wear something similar and that was very cursed. “I told…” she tried not to glance at the buffet of man titty before her “I told Bruno about our little deal, so please don’t attack them.” “Will they attack us?” “No, I don’t think, I told them not to.” Hopefully this wouldn’t cause some spacetime paradox of some kind, but what do I know? “Now come on, hopefully Ghiaccio doesn’t make the water cold…” “If anything, he’ll probably melt~” Melone said as he nudged Juno, “STOP TELLING EVERYONE THAT.”
 
 
As if being surrounded by a few both men was bad enough, now this whole bathhouse was packed with buff men! “..hohh…” “Maybe we should speak to Buccellati, would you mind coming with me so nothing… troubling happens?” “N-no sure I’ll go with you.” She was sure that this deal was going pretty smoothly, and besides that means twice the dick is going inside of her later! “risotto!! :o!!” Nekota ran up to the La Squadra guys, his little feet slapping on the tiled floors as he scampered over to Risotto “i misseded you!! :3!!” “You just saw me two days ago, Gattino.” “yeah but i misseded you <:3” He gently grasped the edges of his swim trunks, looking up at the beefy hunk of man.
 
 
“So we’re not allowed to beat up Bruno and his gaggle of children?” Formaggio asked Risotto “No. So don’t antagonize them on purpose.” “I wasn’t gonna do that… >3>” Juno clapped her hands together, “Alright! So we’re all now working together as a team!... all we need is a name..” “That sounds fucking stupid.” “Nobody asked you, ice man.” “It’s still a stupid idea.” “Ignoring you now, anybody got any team name ideas?” She pointed towards Narancia, who was raising his hand in excitement. “You!” “Uhhhh…. Bucci Gang 2!! >:3!!” “It pains my heart to say no to that.” Juno thought to herself, wondering what she could call it. “..how about.. Ummm…” she was not good at this, and if she called them her harem she’d get weird looks!
 
 
“..Umm… let's just stick with the Rebel Team for now, I’m sure we can think of something later!” “Laaaaaaaaame!” “You got a better name, Narancia?” Fugo hit Narancia on the head, “Ow! I don’t but it’s still lame… . 3.” Juno sat down in the water and looked around, with all these bitches on her side, who knows what she could do? “..maybe I can beat up Terunosuke harder than before later…” “Who?” “Oh nobody Giorno, he’s like that mold guy you beat to a pulp but almost as bad, but also somehow worse.” She just wanted a way to make him regret every life choice he’s ever made, really. What did he do to deserve such a fate? He just messed with her mom and big brother, that’s all. And that is very much deserving of divine punishment. May as well feed him to Kars or whatever, Terunosuke Miyamoto must die. “But we can worry about murder later, we’re here to relax and get to know eachother so we don’t feel the need to kill eachother.” She said as she patted Prosciutto on the back, “Riiight, ham man?” “Don’t touch me.” “S-sorry…” god he was still intimidating and serious, even when he was supposed to be chilling. Speaking of chilling, Ghiaccio stepped into the borderline molten lava that was Nekota’s special bath. “WHAT THE FUCK?!” “heehoo warm :3”
 
 
It was so hot! Was this baby even human!? Well, no. Not really, he was a Pillar Man, but he was still baby! “How’s the water, ice man?” “FUCK YOU!” Ghiaccio scrambled out of the pool, his lower legs red from the near boiling water, “JESUS CHRIST!” “is it too hot? <:3c” “YEAH!” “sorry, i sorry ghia <:3” Nekota held out his tiny hands, sorry about nearly roasting Ghiaccio like an icecube in hot water. The blue-haired man merely rolled his eyes before grasping Nekota’s tiny hand. “i sorry <;3” Nekota smiled, but Ghiaccio pulled him out of the pool, “Come on you stupid frickin’ brat, you’re gonna boil yourself like a damn lobster if you stay in there…” “wobster? :3c” he was already getting hungry at the thought. “wobster... -w-” he blepped “i hungy…”
 
 
“I’ll get you some food when we leave, baby.” Juno said to the little boy. “Just another hour okay?” “nyuuu!! >w<” “Alright alright, I’ll get you some food in a half hour.” God, if diabetes were a living being, this would be it. “Oi, Juno, me and the other hitmen are going to the showers, we’ll be right back.” Risotto motioned to the men’s showers “Sh-showers? o////o” Juno blushed as she watched them leave, “i’m gonna go take a shower :3 showa showa.” Nekota went to follow them, but Juno vice gripped his shoulder and pulled him away “Hhhhhhaaaa no you’re not!” “nyuuuuuu!! >~<” he waved his arms around as Juno hugged him close. “No no no, you can shower back at home, baby.” she said, not wanting to corrupt his innocent mind with bara dick.
 
 
“..You stay here with Bucciarati, okay?” Juno smiled as she placed him down into the water before making her way to the showers. “Hehe.. hehehhe…” “juno? :3c” Nekota tilted his head as he watched her leave, what was she gonna do? Pushing open the door just a tiny bit, she tried to have a peek inside to look at those hot hitmen, and also Pesci. “C-come on…” she peeked a look at the La Squadra guys butt naked in the hot showers. And yeah there’s a lot of dicks, a lot. She covered her red face, feeling it heat up faster than a cat underneath some blankets. “Hhhoohhh….” she gazed at them, specifically Risotto, seriously his naked body was perfect!
 
 
Hopefully they didn’t notice her perving on all of them, what’s gonna happen? A bukakke? Hooh boy, that’d be bad! Juno kept looking, getting really voyeuristic with it too. They had no right to be as sexy as they were, Pesci was still in the bathing area with a rubber ducky he got earlier. Juno was so transfixed on Risotto’s body that she didn’t notice Melone walk over and tap her on the shoulder, “Enjoying the show?~” “!!!” she tried to get away, but he grabbed her hand. “Ah ah ahh..~” he pulled her into the showers, exposing her shame. “Lookie what I found~” The others looked at the girl, whose face was redder than the surface of Mars. “Ummmmm… hi-?” she laughed nervously as the buff, and completely ass naked, men looked at her. “Hhhhooowsss it going?” “Spying on us, my dear?~” Melone snickered, “No! I wasn’t!” “You were looking at me for a few minutes.” Risotto said, he knew she was watching?!
 
 
She could clearly feel Melone’s hand slithering down to her waist, which prompted Juno to chuckle nervously. “..I’m in danger.” “Well if you wanted to get a look at our bodies you could have asked~” Melone said, him snickering at her as she cowered in the center, the other men around her. “Hm, what are we gonna do with her?” “Probably something lewd, if she loves our bodies so much..~” Illuso nudged Risotto, “No. She’s mine, she looked at me.” “I-I’m yours…?” uh oh! Well, now the fluster meter was at its limit!
 
 
“..w-well… tha.. That’s nice…”
 
 
Juno chuckled as she stared up at his…. Chest. “Wh-what are you going to do to me?” like she didn’t already know. “I bet after he’s done with her, she won’t be able to walk for a week!” Melone whispered to Illuso, chuckling to himself. This was new for Juno, getting fucked in ‘public’, it was both hot and embarrassing to her. “Y-you’re not gonna fuck me in here right?!” “I am.” Grabbing her by the arm, he pinned the smaller girl against the wall, ready to fuck the shit out of her. He pulled down her bikini bottoms and grabbed her ass, rubbing his cock against her pussy. Juno shuddered as she felt it rub against her, “Nmm….a-ahh…”
 
 
His dick was just so big and girthy, it was a surprise nobody mentioned it.. Well, besides Melone. Melone kept nudging and pointing at it, so much so that Prosciutto had to punch him in the arm to get him to stop. He spread the girl’s legs apart before pushing his cock inside, biting his lip slightly. Juno moaned as she felt it get pushed inside of her, feeling how utterly massive it was! “M-More!! Pump your cum inside me--” Juno covered her mouth, her eyes widening in shock. Iluso bursted out laughing at what she said, making it all the worse for her. “Sh-shut up… it wasn’t that funny..” She muttered as Risotto pumped his cock inside of her, fucking her relentlessly yet at the same time emotionlessly.
 
 
She was sort of a cocksleeve to him, not much emotion in him fucking her, just something for him to fuck. And man was she fun to fuck. With her bouncy breasts and overall soft body, she was everything you could want in a cumsock. She tried not to moan too loud, and she hoped and prayed none of the others would stick their dick in her mouth or something! She wrapped her legs around Risotto’s waist as he laid waste to her pussy, tears running down her face as he pleasured her fuck hole. Seriously, fuck hole? That’s what I’m gonna describe it as? Well, at least it isn’t called a cum dumpster… yet. She felt him cum inside her, which felt kind of painful with how he kept thrusting in and out even as he came. “Nhggh…. Ahh….” he let her down gently, not saying a word as he went back to washing himself off.
 
 
Juno’s body twitched slightly as the other hitmen looked at her, seeing cum spurt out of her pussy. "Heh, it's so… energizing to see you like this, Juno~" "Sh-shut up… melon…" Juno tried to pull herself off the ground, maybe she could wash herself off too. "Gross… Good thing I'm in a shower…" Just hope she doesn’t drop the soap, right?
 
 
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The title was inspired by this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyPlXLZIawQ

also yeah this is more filler for until my commission is finished here ya go

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BondaBonda

Posted by BondaBonda 4 years ago Report

I was trying to read the lore but could not ignore the succulent fruit. Also that video is cursed ;v;

kisaragistation

Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report

It's a two for one deal: Lore.. and also Risotto's fat tits.

Flamewarproductions

Posted by Flamewarproductions 4 years ago Report

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

kisaragistation

Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report

thank you

somethingsomething2077

Posted by somethingsomething2077 4 years ago Report

B.... but i comment when i can....
*Crying*

slimjam

Posted by slimjam 4 years ago Report

Berb lol