“Well, call me surprised. If there’s one thing I never expected from your work, it’s La Squadra opening up a ramen shop in Morioh.” Mona said as she looked at the small building before her, Juno and Hol Horse, her ‘boyfriend’. “I know, right? And guess who recommended the idea? This guy!” The black-haired girl pointed at herself with pride. “It’s a front for mafia business, isn’t it Jojo?” “Well I mean they’re mafia members, as long as they don’t get caught and their food tastes good I don’t care. Plus is it weird that we have stand users running a restaurant? We go to Tonio’s all the time.” “Yes but Tonio’s restaurant is not a front for the Italian mafia! ...I think.” Mona sighed, “Well I suppose lunch is lunch.”
 
 
Entering the building, you could really get a feel for the mix of Japanese and Italian culture. Of course, there were the private counters and tables for more people, but there were also numerous items of interest on the wall, mostly mock guns and knives, probably to keep up with the whole aesthetic. “So awesome…” As Juno tried to touch the wall, a familiar voice called out to her. “Oi! Don’t touch that!” “Ohhh hey there, Prosciutto. How’s the business going?” “Fine enough, you three here to eat?” “Yes we are, I’m sure you’d be happy to pay me back for giving you this good idea?” “You’re not getting a discount on the food.” “Dammit <:)”
 
 
Mona merely remained quiet before noticing a poster on the wall, “Try the Mangiamorte Challenge... Take down ten bowls of spicy ramen and eat for free..?” Well, wasn’t that enticing. "Oooo we should try that!" "You're no good with spicy food, Jojo." "Yeah I know but… one of us has to try it!" "I reckon I could give it a shot." "Oooh yeah! You should try it Hol!" Juno nudged Mona and subtly winked at her, "I-I think it is a fine idea… as well." The blonde girl was clearly flustered at the idea. “Yeah! We’ll get some ramen bowls and the Mangiamorte for Entire Equine over here!” "Coming right up, by the way if your friend can't finish it you still have to pay the full 1500 yen." "S-sure thing, Pros… geez he's scary.." Juno shuddered, she did this because she knew Moma kind of had a kink for seeing her cowboy boyfriend all stuffed and soft. Why was he doing it? Was it to impress her? Probably. “Dammit Horse…” Mona blushed "It's no big deal, Mona. I've eaten more food than that, you know your man can handle any kind of food~" "Y-you are being quite crude as usual… but I suppose I enjoy it.." She looked away blushing, trying to hide her true feelings. She was secretly kinky and her two friends knew it.
 
 
Sitting down, Juno was already drinking the green tea she was given while Mona looked over at Hol Horse, who sat down next to her. He was so handsome in that way American men are, she blushed just looking at how squishy he already was, with that lowkey dad bod. "So that ramen hm? Ten bowls, Horse?" "I'll be fine, like me a challenge~" “I’m going to take a wild guess and say it’ll be at least five bowls before you projectile vomit onto the ground.” “M-Mon’s…” there was the Mona he knew and loved. "No no he'll be fine! He has to be because I kiiinda don't have the money to pay for our food and the ten ramen bowls…" Juno said as she tapped her fingers together. “Juno, you’re old enough to know how much to spend…” “I knooooow!! > 3<” If the cowboy couldn’t get them all done in under an hour, they were fucked. Juno dreaded to think what the punishment for not being able to pay the bill was, this was a restaurant run by a hitman team! That and they had already fucked her before-- "I'm sure Hol Horse will be fine!"
 
 
After a long while, a bunch of ramen bowls were placed on the table by who else but Melone. “Enjoy, I’ll be sure to take a picture after.~” "What's the uhhh white stuff in my noodles, there sir?" "Ahh that's just the cream in the risotto rice, enjoy~" Melone winked and walked away, "Why do I get the feelin' this ain't the type of cream I'm thinkin' of.." "Yeah Melone is weird… anyways eat up buddy! My innocence is probably on the line." Well shit, looks like it was time to dig in! Juno and Mona watched the man start going at it with the ramen "Heh, they weren't lying when they said it was spicy. I like it!" "Don't speak with your mouth full, Horse!" Mona shook her head, but at the same time seeing him eat so fast was really hot… "why am i cursed with these thoughts?" The more he ate, the more his gut expanded, which made Mona even more flustered… especially since she sat right next to him. "Wow, three bowls down, and they're big bowls too. Damn, Hol." "Tolf youph I canf hafmdle it!" Hol Horse said between bites, he didn't even chew the noodles! “..do you… do you need a drink?” Mona asked, squinting slightly as he shook his head in response. “Hnnff… maybe a little bit of milk..” it was really spicy to be honest. “Oi! Pros! Get my man some milk would you!... keh, hope you don’t get the shits later.” she snickered, but it looked like Hol Horse was making his way through the bowls, his stomach looking pretty stuffed.
 
 
She had the desire to touch it. Like, maybe a quick poke. He wouldn’t notice, right? She reached under the table and poked his gut, “So soft…” Nade nade… “Mm? What’cha doing-” “NOTHING.” Juno pulled her hand back, “Ohh hey your drink is here! Sorry about the whole ‘shits’ thing, Pros. I know you’re still bitter about being lactose intolera--” Prosciutto slammed the drink on the table and glared at Juno. “Eheh… sorry..” God, he was so unnerving! It scared her quite a bit. “Hope your throat’s not on fire, Hol.” “It ain’t too bad.” his slight coughing said otherwise. “Horse… are you sure you’re alright? This is… a lot of food..” “I’m already halfway there, Mon’s! I’ll be fine!” Was he, though? Was he?? Probably, one time he ate enough for the three of them, by accident.
 
 
All the while, Mona’s face was brighter than a cherry tomato, a brighter pink than the Notorious B.I.G. God why was he such a glutton? Was it his wanderer nature? She had no clue, and was so embarrassed about asking him. After a little while longer, he was at his eighth bowl. “..do you need more milk?” “Yeah, that’d be nice actually.” “Your face is kind of red, Hol.” Juno tried not to laugh at how much he was trying to look tough in the face of burning hot spicy ramen. “If you don’t get it down soon, I’m gonna get clapped by Prosciutto so hard..” or worse, Risotto. She shuddered to think about being bent over the table again. “So girthy…” Juno mumbled to herself. “Come on, Horse! You can do it! I believe in you!” eight out of ten bowls, he was so close! “Come on, Horse! It’s just two more bowls!” Mona tried to motivate him, trying to keep her eyes off of his stomach. “..like a chubby horse…” Touch the stallion, DO IT NOW… llion. While he was distracted, Mona patted his stomach, god it was so soft!
 
 
Pressing her hands against his chubby gut, she had no idea that he was now looking right at her. “Uhhh.. Mon?” “...O-O oop--” Mona pulled her hand away and covered her face “Eeep! I’m so sorry!” she was bright red in the face at this point, “Oh hey, Hol! You’re done!” “Oh shoot, am I? Heh, that wasn’t too bad!” He had finished all ten bowls, meaning that everything would be for free. “Haha! Prosciutto! We beat your challenge!” “Don’t yell in my store, stronzo!” “S-sorry Prosciutto..” Juno mumbled. “S-so all of that for a free meal, are you alright Horse?” “Never better!” he covered his mouth while he burped, Mona could hear his gut groan as it digested his hefty meal. “..godIwishthatwereme-” “What was that?” “N-nothing!” Mona looked away, “Don’t barf or anything, Prosciutto might make us pay if you puke on his fancy tables.” Juno said as she stuffed a few candies in her bag, you know the ones, the ones at the counter that you can have like two of or whatever that taste vaguely like melon. “Here, I usually eat these if I feel sick.” “I’m not sick! I’m perfectly fine!” he sighed, why did he feel so heavy?
 
 
Oh, ya know, eating ten whole bowls of ramen does that to a guy. Mona couldn’t hold herself back any longer, she needed to TOCH. “Perhaps we could go back home, Horse? I would like to have more… private time with you~” “Oh really? Well alright, I could use some time to relax and hit the hay a bit~” “Ehehe, I’ll pick you up a ginger ale if your stomach hurts~” “uhhh guys?” Juno glanced back at the two of them and back at Prosciutto and Risotto. “..Should I give a tip?” she could see Risotto stare her down from the counter, “Y-yeah I’ll tip them… I’m kinda scared of what’ll happen if I don’t..” She went through her pockets and placed at least 1000 yen on the counter. “..d-don’t hurt me…” “Thank you for the tip, perhaps we could ‘hang out’ after I close up?” “H-hang out, Riso?” “If you want.~” he smirked slightly, making Juno blush nervously. The black-haired girl covered her face with her hand before grasping Mona by the arm. “L-let’s just go…” “JoJo, how many men have you fucked already?” “Too many to count…” Juno muttered before rolling her eyes. “E-enjoy your weight kinky date with Hol, I guess..” Juno crossed her arms, sighing. “Don’t say it out loud!!”
 
 
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