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Eirin Yagokoro, the diligent doctor that she is, was merely minding her own business while conducting some research related to curing a certain disease that had been plaguing the human village as of late, one that had never been seen before in the history of Gensokyo. Just as she was beginning to enjoy the quiet peacefulness afforded to her as she sat inside her neatly organized and well-sanitized office--the sound of loud, booming explosions reverberated throughout Eientei, causing her to jump in her seat out of shock... and then heave a tired sigh. In her countless years of existence, she knew more than well enough that there could only be one reason behind such clamor in the dead of night--or, more accurately, two reasons.
Sure enough, after stomping her way out into the oriental mansion's long, sprawling hallways, she happened upon a pair of all-too-familiar faces. Much like the sun and moon in their eternal rivalry, Mokou and Kaguya were fighting tooth and nail like they had so many, many, many times in the past, and were currently pulling on each other's faces and hair like two brawling children at recess.
Eirin considered herself to be an extremely patient woman--but after so many scuffles, so many disturbances from these two, her seemingly boundless patience had finally begun to wear thin.
And just then, her stomach rumbled.
Not helping matters was the fact she had locked herself in her office for an entire day, skipping out on breakfast, lunch, and dinner as she worked tirelessly to develop a sufficient remedy for the outbreak. Such hungering ended up engendering a rather haphazard solution to her woes, a choice she would later come to regret now that she was in a more proper headspace. After all, she would have only eaten the Fujiwara girl if she could have, but they were simply too enamored in their feud to be pried apart in the heat of the moment, and by the time either of them noticed the yawning, drooling jaws coming down upon them, it was far too late. The princess could always use a little time-out, anyway.
...That's the excuse she'll give, at least.
She briefly considered offering the two feuding immortals a speedier release from their churning, bubbling prison if they promised to make nice and not cause any more trouble for her in the future... but quickly shelved the thought of such an inane proposition. Like that would ever happen.
In the meantime, Kaguya and Mokou will just have to settle with simmering in the pit of the Eirin's guts, at least until the good doctor is finished with her latest project... Though, their constant, unending fighting even while entombed within the lunarian's roiling innards has slowed any forward progress on developing a cure to a snail's pace, not to mention giving the doctor the stomachache of the century.
Only time will tell just how long it will be before an antidote is concocted... as well as how badly the doctor's waistline will have been impacted after digesting the two Hourai immortals an uncountable number of times.
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Hey all! Turns out I'm not dead. What a surprise!!!
In all seriousness, I really do apologize for the lack of writing pieces as of late. Been rather busy with college and whatnot, motivation's been kinda dead. Hopefully this will tide things over for the time being though. I'll try and get back to writing again within the next month or so, and hopefully I can hold myself to that.
With that out of the way though, this here's a wonderful little piece I got as a commission from Sloshing over on deviantart, featuring (one of) my 2hu wife(s), Eirin. I love her and she absolutely deserves more content.
Let me know what you think! Comments are always welcome.
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Posted by Bobrocks 4 years ago Report
I prosume that outbreak in the human village is corona?
Posted by DimentedChaos 4 years ago Report
Nah, it's, uh... borona. Totally unrelated.
Posted by ravovih943 3 years ago Report
Nah it’s corana man you can’t fool me
Posted by fleshlord 4 years ago Report
fat
Posted by DimentedChaos 4 years ago Report
wow!!
what a fatty,,
Posted by fleshlord 4 years ago Report
the so-called "brain of the moon" is looking more like the blimp of the moon right about now
...i'll see myself out
Posted by DimentedChaos 4 years ago Report
She's gonna be the size of the moon when this is all over...
Posted by SomeGuyHere 4 years ago Report
More Eirin is always blessed content, esp when it's followed by DC writing :eyes:
Posted by DimentedChaos 4 years ago Report
Good to hear! I can see that my secret plot to popularize Eirin is proceeding smoothly, heheheheh...
Posted by SomeGuyHere 4 years ago Report
You sure got me hooked on her, big nurse...
Posted by colemercer 4 years ago Report
Yeah is lovely to see our favorite nurse eat some bad patients~
Posted by colemercer 4 years ago Report
Eirin always be a underated pred im glad you give to her some love
Posted by DimentedChaos 4 years ago Report
Agreed, need more Eirins...
Posted by colemercer 4 years ago Report
Maybe a story where eirin eat kaguya ans take the control of entei or one where she eat the extra bosses of some touhous
Posted by TopmostZozzle 4 years ago Report
oh my god
fat of she
Posted by DimentedChaos 4 years ago Report
it's happening
Posted by kibroman 4 years ago Report
very nice
I like
Posted by nyttyn 4 years ago Report
good stuff
jokes on you i was a eirin fan the whole time
Posted by DimentedChaos 4 years ago Report
Plot twist.....
Posted by BlueIce 4 years ago Report
I have no idea who this is, but i love her and how cute of a pred she is
Posted by kurumii 2 years ago Report
the joke is that they arent fighting her stomach is just acting up
Posted by DimentedChaos 2 years ago Report
Kaguya and Mokou are just trying to enjoy a fun game of cards, but Eirin's tummy keeps making loud noises as it tries to digest them for the umpteenth time...
Posted by kurumii 2 years ago Report
no no you see maybe theyre already a bunch of meat and sludge melting inside eirins tummy and she thinks theyre fighting when its just her gut melting both :))) thatd be funny
Posted by DimentedChaos 2 years ago Report
h, haha yeah ! Super funny, thinking that they're still holding up fine in there when in reality they're actually just one big mass of sludge sloshing around inside.....