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it was a sunny day in the land of good stuff, the birds were chirping and the sun was shining. heroes went on quests to defeat all kinds of evil creatures.

then all of a sudden a hero got the ridiculous idea that she could take on the evil overlords and save the world.

she marched towards the evil lair and bust down the door. she slew every evil minion in her path until she made it to the evil overlords chambers.

there they were, the source of all evil and cruelty in the land. they seemed to be in the middle of a cuddle session on the large queen sized bed. she said her typical good guy speech and bitched and whined about how evil they were and how she would stop them.

she charged at them and leaped across the room screaming her warcry. she ran and ran towards the evil overlords. but something was wrong! the distance between her and the evil overlords kept growing and growing. she kept running until she became exhausted.

why where they so far away? was the dungeon really that big? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT! they used their magic to shrink you!
did you really think you could take on not one, but TWO overlords single handed? they didn't even have to move and you already lost!

it did not take long for the overlord Evie to pick up the little hero and begin taunting her. "you really aren't very bright are you?" she then turned towards Abby and said "say ahh."

the hero was dropped into the massive toothy maw of the overlord named Abby. the stupid hero was in denial and spouted all kinds of nonsense like how she is supposed to win and other kind of bs.

the hero still tried to foolishly resist even though she was already sliding towards the fleshy abyss that would soon receive her. the evil overlord made sure to savor the taste of the arrogant hero before she swallowed.

little miss hero slid down the moist tunnel and could hear the overlords mocking her. then an opening appeared, she fell down face first into the stomach. what she saw horrified her. several corpses of maidens just like her, once full of life and now decaying and rotting. the stench of death filled the air and she could see what fate was waiting for her.

she could hear the overlords saying how worthless she was and how much fun they were going to have at her expense.

the hero began to tear up as the realization set in. this was it wasn't it?


this is a commission that was drawn for me by  bG

this is supposed to be a two parter, however the artist could only take on the first page for now due to having a big workload. so we will have to wait a bit for part 2.

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