The trick to a truly divine human pie is to make sure there are plenty of raw ones alongside those you diced. The way they squirm and writhe alongside their minced kin marinades them gloriously. Be sure to mash their brains up with butter and boil their bones for stock. It won’t do to let any part of the human go to waste.

Ukma is certainly not alone amongst giantkind in being an unclean slob; cutlery and napkins are seen as barriers to stuffing one's self. Even so, it's plain to see that she is as vicious as she is voracious when it comes to ramming food into her gullet. As for her clothes, she's made numerous tailors fabulously wealthy from accommodating her utter disregard for the finest fabrics. Each garment she owns costs more than a village full of peasants will ever see in their lifetime, but to her, it's mere pocket change. The alternative would be having them cleaned, which being a well-to-do member of giant society's upper echelons, simply won't do.

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