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"-I'm happy to see you more often, Yoko, but I'm afraid all these visits will start to cost you a lot of money...
-I... I'm OK, Merry! all this stuff isn't that expensive! Ahah! It's not like I was addicted to feed MASCOTT or something...
-I tried to call you ten minute ago, and all I could hear was gurgling sounds and the final hissing of a melting microphone... And I more that astonished the phone picked up the call than where it was, at this point!
-Hum... maybe... maybe I... should work on that...
-Listen, I'm here to help you. Maybe you should start by finding something else to do... about that, there is a serie of experiment we did together some years ago I would like to resume..."
Author's note : MASCOTT in action, and a segway toward a future work made by a friend!
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Posted by nopeislove 2 years ago Report
great concept!
Posted by doomed 2 years ago Report
the mascott is a glutton lmao
Posted by carlj 2 years ago Report
Even when digesting stuff she's cute ^^
And is that a hint that the Yoko experiment are coming back? That's a blast from the past!
Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report
definitely teething pains on what's refuse to recycle and what's not.
guess now MASCOTT may have integrated WIFI and Bluetooth, would explain why the recent data packet on the router was "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." repeating until its buffer filled up...
i'll....go ask IT to set up parental control on that MAC address, a little favor for VOBO for my recent income uplift.
dear god we'll need to monitor a lot of network ID's....i'll need VOBO's insight on doing this right.
no legal outing as nothing illegal nor damaging nor dangerous has occurred*
wait why's that asterisk there?**
oh...i'll go open my hyperlink then and brace for impact, thanks 4th wall breaking entity!***
*-almost
**-check the shipping label
***-you're welcome.
Posted by Frakass 2 years ago Report
From : VOBO
vobo@vobo
Dear VIP Mr NotBatman,
VOBO has implemented the following recommendations about MASCOTT's work procedures:
-In order to alleviate the current multi-bands overload caused by meaningless datas that were traced back to MASCOTT adorable gurgling tummy, VOBO has implemented in MASCOTT stomach wall a metallic grid that will serve both as an antenna and a Faradey cage, so MASCOTT will be able to catch any signal coming from any device being recycled and only dispatch the relevant data packages.
-From now, MASCOTT will, before to proceed to the recycling of any object, determine the owner of the objet, or the current user if the object is CurryLabs corporate property, and ask, with an exemplary politeness that will make her mommy proud, the owner (or current user) if the object is to be recycled.
If no owner -or current user- is found within 30 minutes, VOBO has instructed MASCOTT to wait at least 30 additional minutes before to proceed to recycling.
-As a longer term solution, VOBO has decided to implement a system of self-adesive labels that will be distributed to every CurryLabs staff member in order for the staff members to mark any object that is to be recycled by the always obliging MASCOTT.
-About this new procedure, VOBO want to ask to VIP Mr NotBatman to do 2 things :
A) Write and Forward by mail to every CurryLabs staff members a strongly legally worded memorandum explaining to the staff members that the new self-adesive labels MUST NOT be used to perform pranks between the CurryLabs staff members by applying them on other staff members property or tools, and, a fortiori, ON other staff members themselves for any reason whatsoever. MASCOTT was well educated not to ingest people (out of situations of self-defense, or the defense of CurryLabs staff Members and friends, or specific scientific experiments only to be instructed by Miss Merry Curry Herself), but any non-moving individual endure a non negligible risk of being recycled if that individual is found with a self-adesive label applied on the individual's body.
B) Prepare in advance a procedure to manage both the loss of workforce and any due compensation for a situation in which the very innocent MASCOTT accidentally has recycled a CurryLabs staff member found immobile with a new self-adesive label applied on the staff member body, because here at CurryLabs, the question is never IF, but WHEN.
VOBO thanks in advance Mr NotBatman for Mr NotBatman good work, and remind Mr NotBatman that Mr NotBatman, as a VIP, is always welcome at any time for an in-depth work meeting!
Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report
To:curryLabsGeneralDistributionList
As you've all been notified, we have a new exciting head of recycle and secondary safety assistant of company assets security* MASCOTT and her extraordinary capabilities in ensuring no company items gets discarded or forgotten in any dangerous or precarious manner.
If addressed in regards of any item belonging or misplaced tool you're to respond politely AND IN FULL whether said items is to be recycled or not or if it does not belong to you, as plain response may misinterpreted as ownership and/or choice of items**
Furthermore in case you do have CurryLabs properties*** that needs dealt with, you have issued special sticky notes to mark said item for assimilation, please follow the following safety precautions when using said labels
- do not use them on important items, personal or professional related that you still intent to use
- do not accidently sit on them or stick them onto self, i'm not sure if MASCOTT was told to consider the opinion of what's marked once marked, mobile or not.
- do not tempt MASCOTT by pretending to be refuse to see what would happen****
- do not misuse the labels on general item for personal gain, you ain't getting freebies from an assimilated vending machine
- do not place label on coworkers, visitors, androids, robotic actors or utility elements in service of CurryLabs^
if you fail to comply accidently find yourself assimilated, I hope you did so with intent and permission and will be fondly missed.
if you where only partially assimilated, please report in for case study followed by scolding^^
and I add this as a personal insight, I do not know if MASCOTT has safety precautions for some input, do not attempt to test paradox detection circuits existence or morality contradicting requests, should anything come to pass to MASCOTT, as a firm believer in science, pray, to any and all god to grant you a swift judgement for what is to come as there is no knowing^^^ what is coming your way, nor do I have any desire to know, for there is no god to save you, but a god's wrath is coming your way, pray for any false hope, because that's all I can offer you for such heresy~.
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*-not related to ass-sets security, don't worry booty bandit, whoever you are
**-whoever said my chair isn't in use by them owes me a chair.
***-does not excuse you of proper paper work in the excuse MASCOTT ate your work!.
****-if you do at least ask for permission and tracking for future forward on what will happen, failure to comply will result in termination, and a mark of a missed test on your permeant record! followed by likely...uhm....moving to the farm up north, keep the email clean.
^- said rule does not apply to any malicious actor within curryLabs, i'm well versed to properly label such incident as those actors malpractice and within legal boundaries
^^-case study may require further study if you annoyed VOBO in said action, and the scolding will take place in due process, multi-processing?
^^^-none has ever been recorded, or record allowed to exist
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To: VOBO.
I do hope to meet up and discuss further on making CurryLabs the safest and most successful in employee well being multiple years running*, and I do want to iron out some more safety precaution interactions, as where would MASCOTT quarters will be to properly mark her dormitory on the forms, and proper employee salary, and I never did got cleared for completing maintenance, I do need to make sure my obligation met the required bar, its a terrible thing to leave a debt unpaid.
*- its not a work accident if its marked as successful science experiment with wanted outcomes, the outcome being decided on the go, non-employee do not count as they are not working for us.
Posted by Indighost 2 years ago Report
That beautiful face! Love this.
Posted by ChubbChubbyArt 1 year ago Report
Big OwO