Posted by TheAssAssassin69 1 year ago Report

i thought her scat was a vehicle that had been flipped over and destroyed lol

Posted by Tenacious 1 year ago Report

Well it technically is XD

Posted by carlj 1 year ago Report

Great work as always man ^^

Now this would be interesting to see for a moving company, but instead of moving furniture and stuff, they move the entire house.

Posted by TheAssAssassin69 1 year ago Report

Moving company? More like bowel movement company

Posted by Tenacious 1 year ago Report

Vehicle stuffed tums are always amazing.

Posted by hcallahan197 1 year ago Report

I think you’re the only person I know who’s drawn the remains of cars and other vehicles inside a log of shit, lol. Excellent stuff.

Posted by Ngerman 1 year ago Report

Finally a parking lot, wherever is a free parking space. Love your vehicle vore artworks <3

Posted by doomed 1 year ago Report

lol seems like she’s a terrible service but masks it by killing any complaints XD

Posted by NotBatman 1 year ago Report

I'd request the parking/Littering tickets to be deferred from Mrs. Mage on account of the car owner having checked out Before said tickets where issued,

the WHERE said car owner had his car disposed* and failing to relocate it as necessary is still in his accountability, even if the court failed to find the owner, i'm sure he'll t(/ch)urn up somewhere eventually**

and seeing the awful parking arrangements perhaps you would better take heed of the initiative to encourage carpool*** parking and encourage youth employment

attached are the recipients of end of parking to help due process and reassign said tickets.

p.s.
please add regulation for EV to only use bio-degradable batteries, its for the public safety.****


i'm still alive, life has been kicking my ass, hope I didn't miss too much shenanigans :D

_______

*-without disclosing the how its all fully organic, no pollution where made, even more base against littering pollution!

**-likely down rather than up depending on the spelling and accent, but eh, semantics.

***-its definitely a pool of sorts, with cars, of sorts.

****- AND MAKE THEM PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED - unknown

Posted by Frakass 1 year ago Report

From : MAGE Amanda
amanda.mage.woohoo.I.still.can.believe.it.living.the.dream@currylabs.omni

Dear Mr NotBatman,
I wanted to thanks you again for taking care of an "affair" that predate my hiring in this big beautiful project, the brainchild of the most admirable person ever, CurryLabs!
BTW, it seems that, against all odds, the authorities did took your letter into account, as the EV batteries have now to be bio-degradable, and are indeed pumpkin spice flavored.

p.s.: Don't ask how I know it.
p.s.2: Well, maybe you'll not have to deal with it this time. If not, I'll tell you everything in due time.
p.s.3 : Seriously, I'm becoming better at managing these situations. Be optimistic.
p.s.4 : XOXO

Your fellow devoted employee of the most beautiful mind to have ever lived, our beloved leader Miss Curry,
Amanda Mage.


I'm happy to see you back at your own shenanigans, NotBatman!
I wish you the best with your R.L., and I'm eager to read more of your comments ;-)

Posted by NotBatman 1 year ago Report

Dear Miss Mage.

I am glad you're accommodating well and are part of our great team at CurryLabs, and Judging by your email I see you've already made friends in the IT department for some nice personalization, many people here are close* and keep good standing terms

However I'd like to apologize and correct you I'm not the one behind adding the addendum of pumpkin seasoning EV, but someone who's beyond me who manages to add personal touch ups to various elements in regard of public satisfaction, and as you clearly prove, they are satisfying**, so it was never needed of reprimand or finding, i'm sure whoever added that has seen your appreciation, and whomever that secret seasoner is, do stay safe and keep making our client, and newfound staff happy***.

In regards to how well was the flavoring implemented, if I won't find out from future report now on it, i'm going to eventually, its perhaps on best practice to be aware before the fact on what to expect and what legal approach to reject whatever libel claim may come on it, safety first, shall we discuss this over a cup of coffee and exchange situation management tips?

perhaps with less pumpkin spice for variety.^

and as friendly purely theoretical suggestion, don't indulge in too much pumpkin seasoning which clearly refer to coffee topping, as too much caffeine and its other components should be taken in moderation^^


-- AND BE SURE TO ASK HIM WHY HIS PASSWORD IS SO SIMPLE, HE DEFINITELY DIDN'T WRITE THIS.


*- some closer than others, i'm not one to judge how close and how good.

**- AND TRENDY AND DELICIOUS! -Unknown

***- aw you do care, and here I thought you where just being shy from admitting someone has access to your exchange server - still Unkonwn to you.

^-BOOOOOOO - dissapointed unknown.

^^- clearly very obviously speaking of coffee and its various components which are never composed of metal, rubber, oil, and biodegradable battery reaction in acid bath

Posted by Indighost 1 year ago Report

Beautiful situation! Is it normally suppposed to emerge shiny and clean from the rear end? :)

Posted by Frakass 1 year ago Report

You are right!

...She should have also marketed it as a car-wash!

Posted by Bright 1 year ago Report

That is a hilarious idea

Posted by SkullVoreGuy 1 year ago Report

I'm curious about that phone number

Posted by Grinnsinn 1 year ago Report

I imagine this is one of the mafias easiest ways to deal with wise guys. Leave em in the trunk and let our favorite elf unknowingly take care of the rest <3