There's been a heatwave happening around our part of Canada lately, easily passing 31C most days and humid. Even Jess has been struggling with it. It doesn't take long every night for her to have kicked off all her clothes and blankets in her sleep to be left sleeping completely exposed... honestly I'm not sure how this girl HASN'T caught a cold yet...

That being said, as bad as I feel for Jess dealing with all this, it has been infinitely worse for me stuck living on her body.

I'm not sure if you know this, but Jess' body is quite hot... And no I don't just mean looks wise (though yes, it is DEFINITELY that too) but I mean the RIDICULOUS amounts of body heat that radiates from her at any given time.

Usually it's not so bad. It's actually pretty nice on those cold winter nights when you can just hunker down all nice and cozy like under Jess' warm clitoral hood, and if that's STILL not enough, you just need to snuggle up to her clit a bit and things will heat up quite quickly for you. But in the summer during a heatwave it is literal death for me... numerous times... and EVERYWHERE is the same problem!

Jess' thighs are hot

Jess' armpits are hot

The copious amounts of sweat I constantly have to swim through on Jess' body right now is hot

Jess' ears are hot

Jess' bladder is hot

Even Jess' breast milk is hot!

After blacking out about a dozen or so times from heat exhaustion and dehydration I decided to take extreme measures!

Making the long walk up Jess' body as she settled down for the evening after dinner, I made my way up to the one place I felt could combat this insufferable heat! Jess' nose!

Now of course, Jess' nose isn't exactly "cool" per say. Jess' breath is pretty warm, and even the snot that dots the hairy landscape inside her nostrils isn't exactly cool. The difference however is that the wind that passes through Jess' nostrils is incredibly strong, making this the closest thing I have to a desk fan on Jess' body.

It wasn't perfect, but it did it's work. So, after dodging one or two meteorite sized nuggets of snot that tried to wipe me out, and properly tying myself to one of Jess' nose hairs, I sat down in the windy tunnel, my ears almost blowing out from the sound of the high velocity winds blasting past me. Yet, compared to the heat I've dealt with in Jess' crotch this past week, it was almost paradise for me, and it wasn't long before I found myself falling asleep.

When I awoke, I cursed slightly as I found myself once again lying down in the stifling heat. The wind had all but vanished and an all too familiar distant rumbling explained why. Jess had fallen asleep, and being a notorious snorer, the once mighty gusts of winds that had been my savior, were now being entirely redirected through her gaping maw outside.

Stumbling along the hairy wall of Jess' nostril, I looked out along the along the expansive 6.8 km (technically closer to 6 km from her nose onwards) landscape of Jess' body.

There are many inconveniences and unpleasant things that come from being stranded on Jess' body, but I won't lie... the view is NOT one of them!

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