Amidst a cacophony of digestive gurgles and discarded delivery uniforms, two flushed women tussle over a phone, their noisy, engorged middles mashing and squishing together.

"What do you mean you won't deliver to this address any more?! Out of business if you lose more employees?!"

"Mum, stop you're so embarrassing..! You've had 3 already, not to mention all those pizzas too!"

"What kind of useless operation are you running that you can't lose a measly 5 drivers!? If you don't send another one with my order immediately, I'll go down there and 'close' the place myself! And I'm going to make sure you're the first to go!!"

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Just another day of giving your all for customer service on the annual 'holiday', even the big chains are starting to feel the financial strain these days.. Especially with a glutton like Alannah's mother in town.

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