Ooooooo, prepare to be traumatized! Just fucking with you, or am I? Let's actually get into the story before my boner wades.
 
 
Once before a man named Joesin Joestar was a man that the Joestar family chose to forget about because he was talentless in anything but robbing a glitched ATM every weekend. He also used to go to elementary school to meet his childhood friend named Kuru Kuru Kurin, and the two used to get in all sorts of trouble whether it'd be putting ice on a teacher's chair, smuggling an Orangutan to an air vent, or putting endangered fauna into every single classroom. And those two only ever faced the consequences for smuggling an Orangutan to an air vent because that was the only prank the staff knew they had done. The two were definitely quite mischievous and in fact Joesin has not gotten any less mischievous despite working at a local McDonald's. Despite that, he was actually quite a cool guy to be around and if someone tried to do anything to harm a person, he would curb stomp them.
 
 
Though he began to miss his childhood friend for they have not found each other ever since he moved states in Canada. At some point, he would walk to a pool at night while drinking a bag of milk. Regarding the times the two would go to the pool together. "Man, I'd be lucky if I am to ever find her again. Like fuck that's gonna happen." He told himself scoldingly as if scrutinizing his chance of ever seeing her again.
 
 
All of a sudden, he saw the same face that made him curious. It looked so familiar but he wanted to doubt himself for a second. Was it actually the one he thought he'd never see again? He even heard the excited voice beckon his name, bringing him shock and thrill. It was no doubt his childhood friend in the pool, and his silly self already jumped and hugged her as the water sprayed up.
 
 
It got Him and his clothes wet but he didn't care as he was kept afloat by hugging his friend. And well, Kuru whom he met again was now blushing quite immensely due to her chest pressing against his. She slowly exclaimed. "OH Joejoe." She would hug him the entire time.
 
 
Straight before the two would come to Kuru's home to do a little bit of trolling. Kuru ate some random internet user by we don't know how and Joesin instigated people, these two were quite the duo. And a happy one at that, but the internet user was not happy and struggling inside of Kuru. The end of this funny pre-Voreloween story and series hook