"Kobolds of Mt. Fireclaw!" The red dragon roared to the tribe. "I have conquered your mountain, and thus, you are now my servants. To ensure you are up to the task, I will ask each of you to display your usefulness to me!"

"I am Goldclaws," said one of the kobolds, bowing humbly to his new master. "For I am good at finding gold."

"And I am Gemdigger, because I am good at digging up gems!" A female joined him in his grovelling. "S-so many gems for new master! Even more than Rubysniffer or Diamondeyes can find for him!"

"I see, I see. I'm noticing a pattern here," The red dragon huffed out some flames, his eyes drifting to a short, fat kobold at the back. "And what about you? 'Bigbelly'?"

"No, I am Hammergut," The green kobold blinked slowly. "Because I--"

"Because you ate a hammer once, yes, yes, I know." The dragon lashed his tail in annoyance. "Useless! You'll be the first to go."

"Well, I did get my name from my skill..." The Kobold crackled his knuckles and approached him. "...but it's not because I ate a hammer. It's because I ate a Bag of Holding..."

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Kobolds eating dragons is always fun, silly hammerspace kobolds eating them even more so. <3

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