Totally Cookies
Chapter 5: Flabtastic Five
by Jonathan “Fanfic Fetishist” Spires
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Beverly Hills…
Mall...
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It was another beautiful day in the neighborhood. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and all the beautiful people were out and about, enjoying the fine weather. It was a wonderful spring day, thought Jen Erica B’yotch.
...Or it would be in Jen’s opinion, if not for the quartet of fatties walkin

"Gonna be honest: I did NOT expect the day to go like this..." Jack mused internally as the terrifying yet uncomfortably attractive Airachnid loomed over his webbed up form, her lithe yet remarkably tough armor plating burnt and still slightly on fire as her claws edged closer towards him. Arcee was nowhere in sight, and he couldn't break free. There had to be something he could do to keep his head attached to his, preferably still alive, body - but his mind was already writing his last will and

    
The worst thing about the jungle was how quickly the floor could become a new coat of paint. With beings as heavy as a cybertronian or a maximal it was all but guaranteed that some level of mud and muck was going to get caught between their gears. The humidity made it twice as annoying since the mud would never dry out. It always remained juuuuuuust wet enough to not come off with a simple scrape. Twigs could be plucked out, animals could be scared off,

June Darby swore to herself as she looked around the room she was in, only to be met with nothing but neatly stacked shelves of Energon cubes. "Ok, this is definitely not the bots’ private quarters…" She muttered to herself as she looked around. Aside from the glowing cubes and a handful of technological gizmos lining the shelves carved into the walls, the room was rather empty - she had no idea what the devices even did, but even the smallest of them was the size of an average desktop compu

"Oh for God's sake, this place is a maze and a half even on the best of days…" June Darby sighed as she drove her aging car through the Autobots winding cave entrance - the one downside to having a base of operations disguised as a natural mesa is that when carving the damn thing out, you only have so much inside room to work with. And when you've only been inside of it once… navigating the structure is a rather haphazard task.Especially so when the place is designed for mechanical beings th

There were many lovely women at the academy on Cybertron, home of the robotic aliens the Transformers. Strongarm, Elita-1, Chromia and Arcee in particular were the best and brightest. At the moment, Chromia was talking to Arcee. Chromia had a thick, pointed helmet and a teal body with big, enormous breastplates. Her chest armor had spikes rising up past her shoulders, and she had thick clawed gauntlets, large boots, and a series of jet engines that could rise up from her shoulder. She was sitti

"Jack, stop laughing, this isn't -Urp!- funny."Jack Darby couldn't help himself - the young man was doubled over with laughter, pounding the sandy dirt with one fist as tears of joy streamed down his cheeks. He was currently watching his Autobot partner Arcee trying to wedge herself free from a garage door that had closed from the sides against her hips, leaving her trapped on her hands and knees with her front half wedged inside of a small warehouse while her 'generous' bare rump was stuck out

June Darby is a rare kind of woman: a great nurse with a wonderful attitude, a caring mom who loves her son with all her heart, (despite the fact she keeps him on a strict soy and tofu diet) and a lady with an eye-catching figure to both sides of the gender spectrum. You'd be hard pressed to find a nicer person, especially in a small town like Jasper, Nevada.As of now though, you'd also be extremely hard pressed to find someone so…large. Which leads us to her current predicament. She was curre

“Arcee, are you sure it’s safe out here?”“You doubt my judgement Jack?”“Of course not! It’s just that, we’re out in the middle of the woods, at night… like last time.”“You said this kind of place would be romantic for this. And it is, if I’m being honest.”“I know, it’s just, I’m being paranoid. Bugs, wild animals, Decepticons…”“You worry too much. The first two are ignorable, and I can handle the third.”“Alright…”Jack Darby rubbed his shoulder awkwar