Finding Algard: the Bramblekin
CW: Gas, Scat disposal, Misandry
Chapter 1: the Riddle.6,597 word count, 36,264 charactersThere was a sickening splat as Claire sunk in a slurry of mud and grainy, wet sand that sucked in her boot and threatened to pull it off her foot. The water was already soaking her socks and leadening her every step. She let out a groan of disgust that rang out over the splashes of her two friends wading through the thicket of the swamp with her. "Quit your whining, " Isabel c

She walked the hall with her head down, wearing her not unusual frown. One arm was occupied holding her textbooks, but the other was unfortunately free, idly poking at her belly as the bulge peeked out from under her shirt. “Peeked” being an understatement. She pressed into her bulk and watched it deform like dough, lightly grabbed a roll of pudge and pulled at it, watching her sea of orange and white fur wobble and jiggle.Her frown deepened. She hated being fat.*gurgle*Her belly rum

“Not you too!” Tiffany complained loudly, as if she wanted the whole student center to hear—and they did. A handful of students look up and turned their way, some studying, some chatting among themselves.

Aria nodded, and replied in almost a whisper, trying not to be the center of attention. “Yeah, Mrs. Nelson asked me to come in early, because I stayed like five minutes late yesterday.”

“That doesn’t eve

I, the great and powerful goddess Erinwing Torchard was hungry once more. This was unacceptable! Everyone knows that all divine beings need to eat!
My belly ached and rumbled as I swung out of bed; the floor was harsh and cold on my talons but I did not have any better options. There used to be carpet but my claws proved too strong for the weak fabric.
On my dresser was a cage used to hold small animals. Of course, I didn’t use it to carry animals… at least not ones I’d call a

 Christina licked her fingers free of the salt left behind by the bowl of beer nuts she'd just polished off. It was only an appetizer, nothing compared to the monstrous amount of food she'd just ordered from the man behind the bar. The empty bowl clattered across the counter as she slid it away from her. She made the rounds often to this particular bar, and she was well known as their best customer. When Christina visited, the barmaids often fought over who would get to serve her, as t

Levi:
You won’t fucking believe what that whore sister of mine’s done this time.


Marsha:
She keeps trying to make you horny, doesn’t she?


Marsha:
Ugh.


Marsha:
Fat-assed meatslut. Maybe I can sneak over and eat her up?


Levi:
I apprecia

“Oh! My! GOD! Why did you pick a fucking sniper? We’re on offense! Do you even care about winning?” The flashing clock at the top of the lobby screen began ticking down towards the last five seconds and Bethany’s cheeks started turning from brilliant red to furious purple. “I WILL MURDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY YOU FUCKING CASUAL! FUCKING FUCK!”
Bethany’s screaming spiraled into an incomprehensible mess as she began bouncing on her bed, her controller dropping