My alarm clock wakes me up.
I stir in my bed as I yawn and rub the sleep from my eyes. The light turns on by themselves. Well, no actually. They don't. My girlfriend turns them on. Little by little, dim to bright. She does this to mimic the sunrise so my circadian rhythm isn't thrown off. She doesn't have any windows.
But I'm getting ahead of my self. My name is Daniel. "Dan" for short. But I answer to Danny. I'm a human male. And right now I'm scratching my crotch. My nails rack through the hai