Holy shit holy shit holy SHIT!! You scream in your head. You’re grinning like an idiot, focused almost more on the past than the now. You only vaguely register the unusually heavy steps following behind you as your mind’s eye gawks over every detail it can grasp.I can’t believe I just saw that! This was the best goddamn decision of my LIFE!The thing that pulls you back to reality is your pants- or more accurately, what’s inside them. Twitching. Just in time, too, because

Molly frowned as she spotted the potato chip fragments lingering in her tan fur. She brushed herself off, but knew she wouldn’t be able to help making more. She stuck a few fresh chips between her oversized front teeth and munched on them, making some minimal effort to stay clean.Most of her attention was on the TV, flipping through channels. It was a fairly standard night for her, cozied up on her couch. Times like this made her feel almost contented. Sure, she couldn’t quite shake

“You nervous?”“Well, yeah, kind of.”“You don’t have to be; it’s not like this is going to be her first time or anything.”“Yeah- um- sure, but… you know, it is mine.”“Fine, be nervous. She says we taste better that way.”Nash stopped talking as the lump in his fuzzy throat tightened. He breathed a bit deeper, and made an effort to feel the concrete beneath each of his four paws, to focus on something real in order to keep hi

*grumble*
*gurgle* *glorp*
He
opened his eyes, blinking a few times as he woke. A dim light was
trickling into the room, catching faintly on the sea of black fur in
which the little creature found himself.
*groooaan*
*squelch*
“Ugghh…
Pang, you’re grumbling again,” came the tired voice from amidst
the black sea.
*gurgle*
“Pang?...
Pangur, wake up already!”
The
blackness below shifted a bit, seeming only slightly disturbed.
The
small tuft of gray stood up from his comfy posit