Posted by nerfadog 3 months ago Report

Very cool stuff bro! I like!
Have a cookie!*

*Read this to imagine me giving you a cookie;
The cookie is round and flaky in just that cookie crumble sort of way, with big black dots of dark chocolate on top.
It steams lightly as you lift it to your mouth, a gentle heat spreading to your fingers.
'Must be fresh from the oven' a stray thought suggests.
You bite into it.

As your teeth hits the crumble it gives way with a delicious crunch, depositing a solid chunk of cookie in your mouth. As you begin to chew, the crumble disintegrates into a fine sweet paste that mixes with the bitter melting bits of chocolate forming a delightful bittersweet harmony within your mouth.

You swallow.

You look down upon the cookie in your hand, and the platter of cookies in mine.
¨Take another¨ I suggest. ¨The giving is the best part of baking¨ You feel his sincerity for he spoke with a surety that he well and truly meant.
You reach out with a hand and take another cookie, whilst taking another bite upon your first.

You eat it.
You take another.
You eat that one too.
¨Uh hold on a minu-¨
YOU GRAB THE PLATTER.
YOU SHOVE IT AGAINST YOUR FACE CHOW AND DOWN ON THOSE COOKIES LIKE THE ANIMAL YOU ARE.
¨OH GOD, MY COOKIES!¨ I run off to grab another platter.
YOU EAT THE PLATTER! THE CERAMIC TASTES LIKE SAND BUT CRUNCHES IN YOUR TEETH IN A MOST DELIGHTFUL WAY!

YOU REALISE I HAVE RUN OFF! You give chase without a seconds hesitation.

You find me, baking sheet in hand, Just as I pulled it out of the oven.
You rip it out of my hands and begin chewing through the steel to get at the cookies on top.
The cookies taste like burnt caramel fudge, still soft from the heat, yet the steel provides a chewy metallic CRUNCH.

CRUNCH CRONCH CRANCH

I stare, horrified, as you chow down on my baking sheet like an industrial stamping press that suddenly developed a taste for chocolate & cookies.
As you finish your baking sheet, all gone down that gullet, I realise I have no more cookies.
¨oOH SHIT-¨

I run.
YOU FOLLOW.
¨I am not a cookie!¨
You hear, but you do not listen.

I make it to the walk-in fridge and throw the door open.
In your maddened hunger, you descend upon the door.

As I rummage through the fridge to the sound of an industrial waste disposal mulching a car, I make it to the back where I keep my cookie dough.
You stalk into the freezer, your distended stomach crinkles & crunches with the sound of metal shavings & cookies grinding together, yet you feel no pain. In fact, your belly feels hot, like a furnace just starting up.

You find me, back to the wall and next to entire shelving units of frozen cookie dough.
¨If you're so hungry for cookies how about you HAVE 'EM RAW!¨

I toss big frozen blocks of cookie dough at you, professional steel bowl and all.

You mouth intercepts each and every single one.

As you bite down into them they do not crunch, they instead bend, fold and split under the might of your teeth, like toffee covered in a hard shell. As the cold bowls of dough descend into your belly you feel a delightful thermal shock as they land in your now red-hot furnace of a belly.

I keep tossing bowls desperately, not knowing what else to do. You grow bigger and BIGGER as the cookies & bowls melt in your belly as my shelves grow emptier.

I reach for another bowl, only to find a horrific bowl-less void of nothing.

¨Oh no¨

That was all the signal you needed to know there would be no more cookies, yet you are now intrigued at the potential prospect of meatier delights~. You reach forward in the now cramped freezer & tighter shelving units and after several very heroic attempts at dodging by yours truly, your hand that is now the size of my torso pulls me out.

¨I just wanted to share some cookies with you dude!¨

Were my famous last words.

Posted by Bugface69 4 months ago Report

Hello! If it's not much trouble, can I ask for an art request?

Posted by JeebyHeebies 5 months ago Report

Welcome to eka's, your work is fantastic!! (And reminds me of a friend's style)

Posted by Denisukr 5 months ago Report

Ay welcome to ekas!