Just a guy who has an affinity for unwilling permanent entrapment. It's not nearly as common as it should be, so sometimes I make it myself.
DAY 0:
*BANG RATTLE RATTLE BANG!*
Your eyes snapped open at the sudden sounds you heard somewhere outside. It was the dead of night, with only the light of the full moon illuminating the area outside your bedroom window. Something was rummaging directly outside your house, and you spent a few moments paralyzed in fear as you listened to determine what exactly it was. Some vigorous rustling, scrapes against metal…a tin can falling against pavement? You realize what was happening, and your
Careful What You Call a Trash Eater
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