Being blindfolded and led somewhere was a bit unnerving to the armoury officer but Malcolm Reed was flattered that Archer, Sato & Tucker knew it was his birthday and wanted to give him something special. Hands started to undress him and something was placed around his neck. The brunette questioned them and tried to move but the ponytailed brunette reassured him that this was a part of the surprise. Tucker took that moment to tear off the rest of his clothing before they lifted him onto a table. The armoury officer jolted and yelped in surprise as something sticky was poured on him. The three of them then rubbed the liquid into the brunette's defenseless body as they began massaging him, causing him to moan at the sudden intimacy. The lieutenant protested. he didn't want to think about how embarrassing he looked in front of his crewmates. The armoury officer tried to muffle his lewd whining but his captain pinned his arms beside his head. Malcolm's cries got louder as he felt himself get close.. when there was a familiar sweet scent. It was pineapple, his favourite. All of a sudden, something circular was placed around his cock and kept him pent up. He didn't need to see to realise that a pineapple slice had been put around him. The lieutenant's wrists were restrained suddenly, attaching onto what he now figured out was a collar around his neck. His ankles were then tied in a way that kept his legs spread, putting all of him on display. Malcolm struggled in vain, no longer trusting their good intentions too late as he was bound to the table. Hoshi continued to lay pineapple rings on him while the blonde added cherries to them. Archer finished up preparing their meal by putting cream on his armoury officer's arms and head and one last cherry on his head to top it all off. The blockage around Reed's eyes was untied as he was met with the sight of his restrained body coated in butter, pineapples, cherries and cream on a baking pan about to be put in the oven. The brunette had been dressed up like a pineapple upside-down cake and his crewmates were staring at him hungrily like he was a piece of meat. Malcolm whimpered, his fear and arousal clouded mind processing that they were going to roast him alive. The lieutenant soon-to-be meal pleaded erratically but it didn't change their minds as they slid him into the oven, treating him just like a cake they were baking. The brunette never did like the heat so feeling the oven steadily roast him was nightmarish. Malcolm couldn't stop himself from crying and screaming, even calling out for help from his crewmates who'd gifted him with betrayal. He wasn't sure how he survived after being subjected to sizzling temperatures but it had thoroughly cooked him through, leaving him paralysed and utterly defeated. The armoury officer now meat could only mewl weakly as his steaming body was pulled out of the oven and presented before his crewmates. Jon, Hoshi and Trip taunted him with demeaning words and readied their forks and knives. The reality that he would have to witness himself be carved up and eaten made him break down. Knowing that it wasn't just the three of them who were going to pick him apart, but that they planned to share him with everyone else on the ship. Malcolm pathetically sobbed and begged them not to devour him but they ignored him, slicing into his soft sweetened meat like the dessert he'd been reduced to.
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Silent Enemy is one of my favourite episodes, if not mostly because it's the Malcolm birthday episode. Since Malcolm loves pineapples so much, I wanted to torture him by having Archer, Tucker and Sato tricking the armoury officer into being done up like a pineapple upside-down cake~