Posted by ChaoskampfNunc 9 years ago Report

Well this was probably in the job description right?

Posted by Rothar 9 years ago Report

I'd say it would look something like this.

Seeking: Worshipers

Requirements:
-Good looking
-Must swear loyalty to me
-Must have hands to use fans (And possible other jobs)
-Be willing to work without clothes in the burning sun.

Payments:
-Not getting eaten
-Being close to your god
-Giving me bellyrubs
-Cool looking jewlery outfits

Risks:
-Getting eaten
-Sunstroke
-Sun burns from having to work without clothes

Posted by MirceaKitsune 9 years ago Report

... I would still gladly do it :3

Posted by Nibor 9 years ago Report

Ah, yes... Sobek, the Egyptian nile god, who sometimes took the form of a crocodile..... guess he had his gluttonous periods. Love how the worshipers don't seem to care that their friend is being digested. Of course, if their expressions were visible, you'd be able to say for sure. I bet they're actually jealous, since it's a great honor to be eaten by a god...

Posted by eatmeplease 9 years ago Report

Looks like great fun!

Posted by PhilipHarris 7 years ago Report

Don't think those are hazards... more likely it's a benefit or a promotion.