Try to wriggle free. (Failure!)

You try to snatch your hand out of her mouth before she can actually start swallowing you, but she managed to lock on and somehow keep her balance. You put your other hand up to her nose, trying to push away... and... now both arms are in her mouth. Great. Nora's eyes cross as she swallows both your hands up to your elbows. Wriggle as you might, you can't get free, and you can't seem to snap her out of her drunken stupor.

You consider calling for help in the loud room, maybe someone will hear and come to your aid, but Nora wobbles back and forth, then falls towards your face, her mouth open wide. Your face enters her slobbery maw, and you feel her burp a little beer into your face. SO GROSS. You feel Nora's arms wrap around you as she feels you up drunkenly. You think you might be at serious risk of being snarfed at this point, and you start calling out for Clyde, even though he was no where around and your yelling was just traveling down the mutt's throat anyway. It doesn't help.

It doesn't take long at all for Nora to polish you off. She's kinda known for this stunt after all. A few minutes later, you're squirming inside her sweltering belly getting soaked in barfy beer, trying to hold your breath. You have no words for how gross this is. If you somehow get out of here, you think you'll need to shower for a week. You feel the dumb puppy plop down on the ground and rub her hands along her ballooned out belly.

*hic* "Oppsss, shorry Cafawine... I... I kinda snarfed you... I'm *hic* shorry 'bout... dat... zzzzzz"

"This is sooo groooosss! Let me out!" you almost scream.

The only response is snoring. Great, now she's asleep. Just perfect. You silently curse your terrible luck as the mutt slips into a deeper sleep. Maybe someone would notice, but in all likelihood, no one would dare intercede to save you, since there was just as much chance they'd end up squeezed right next to you. Why couldn't you have just had Clyde come with you, why'd you have to go it alone? This was literally the worst.

NOTE: Catherine belongs to  Humbug, used with permission.

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Options: Nope, game over!

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