>> Go after Rarity.

Mmm...okay. You think the room is dark enough to ignore the two nearby threats as long as you play your cards right. You make your way over to the gorgeous white pony with purple hair and point at the painting, saying something about the composition and brush techniques. You're an art major, so you know this stuff like the back of your wing. And you're being honest; that's important too. It's not like you're trying to bullshit your way into letting down her guard or anything. No bullshit required.
She seems very interested, and she explains that she was particularly interested in the outfits of the subjects in the painting, thinking she could get some pointers. Great! You had her pegged correctly: She knows her fashion. You can use this even more, and you let into your own diatribe about the clothing of the period and the difference between the different types of gentry. She really seems to be enjoying it, and she keeps up with you as well. In fact, she knows more about this than you do, which is quite unusual! You're rather impressed, you have to say.
After a while of talking, you take a quick peek around to make sure no one's looking. No one is. The other two have moved on to another piece of art, and no one from the back has come near. You say, "I couldn't help but notice your OWN fabulous attire," smiling warmly, and just as she's about to reply, you interrupt with, "I think I'll take it!" as you swipe out one of your chloroform towels and lean the pony, Rarity she said her name was, into what would be prime kissing position. Instead of kissing your beak, however, she gets a whiff of chloroform. Her eyes roll back and then shut, and she falls limp in your grasp. Still, no one seems to notice.

Alright, success, and this early in the "game!" Now you just have to decide what to do with her.

You COULD drag her into a dark corner of the room, strip her, and snarf her. It's a little risky, but Lord knows there's plenty of dark corners, and it's not like she's going to be making much of a fuss...yet.
Likewise, you could take her to the bathroom downstairs and do the deed. More people would see you, but you could probably make up an excuse pretty easily.
Finally, if you really wanted to risk things, you could throw her in the back of the car with the other pony for safekeeping. You could get through by making an excuse this way too, but the more people there are, the more chance of a concerned party who'd want to follow you. Of course, that could ALSO be fortuitous if you could get them alone with you as well, but that's asking a lot.

NOTE: Rarity belongs to Hasbro.

OPTIONS:

http://www.strawpoll.me/14637344

NOTE: Voting ended at 11:10 p.m. EST. The results are as-follow:

Snarf here: 1-78 (74 votes +4 votes Leslie's preference)
Snarf downstairs: 79-96 (18 votes)
Throw in car: 97-111 (15 votes)

Result: 16 (Snarf her in this room.)

Success: 1-80
Failure: 81-100

Result: 18 (Success!)

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