I’m happy to be here. Not embarrassed, not nervous, just happy

. I got this

...





Madelaine bit her lip as she studied the hallway door in front of her. Dark glass blocked her view of the madness she expected to be hiding inside. For a moment, she peered at her own reflection in the glass: a simple white bathrobe, dark hair that touched her s

Bud grunted contentedly to himself as he stapled glossy photos to his wall. A customer had just left the butcher shop carrying bags of neatly-wrapped meat, and Bud was completing his ritual: each time he butchered some new animal species, he added more pictures to the wall. His thick fingers partially obscured the majestic white mountain goat in the photo as he stapled it at the top of the new series, just above a photo of the hanging carcass, followed by a photo of ornately arranged steaks. As

    

    

    

    

Shrunken shenanigans



“Marcus! Wake up!” My

mothers

voice boomed as she entered my room, I slowly look up to her whilst ru

Church Fair
Jess felt a sense of pride as she headed to her church to help out with their big fundraising festival. It warmed her heart to know that she was helping out the less fortunate in her community, such as with this festival which is raising money for the local shelter.

As she walked into the field where the tents and booths were being opened up to start the festival she noticed that she was the only registered longpig around, but she didn't think much of it. It's not very common t

Fletch caught Lara staring at him from across the table they were having breakfast at.


    
“What?”

Lara smiled and returned her gaze to the book she wasn’t reading. “Nothing.”


    
“You’ve been staring at me for an hour.”


 

Linsey pounded on the wrinkled stomach wall. Fear had really begun to set in for the little blonde. The last time she'd found herself in a stomach it had been a longtime friend, someone she'd trusted. This time it was completely against her will. That blue-haired bitch snatched her, dunked her in potatoes, and now she was stewing in either Hayley or Danielle's gut. Regardless, she was in real danger. Whoever she was in was quickly beginning to digest her, much more quickly than Susan had. Just a

Dumped
into the Deep-Fryer
Written
By: SwallowMe
Twenty-five
year old Kyle Barden pulled his little dark blue car into the parking
lot of his girlfriend's apartment complex. Deena had her mind set on
him taking her to the new resort restaurant, Gina's Gorgeous Girl. It
had been open for about a month and a half and was doing a booming
business. Of course, it was all thanks to the overpopulation fighting
law that passed that marked women of the ages of 18 to 40 as free
game to be used as food, t

A Wish for
Dinner
Written
by: SwallowMe
Of all the average men in the
world, Jason Kurklen was the most average. He was 5ft 9 inches tall,
having short blondish-brown hair and just ordinary looks. He wasn’t
fit, but neither was he unhealthy. Growing up he was a typical kid,
though nicer and well behaved more than most. He was the younger
child of two, having an older sister that he looked up to, but always
seemed to get flak from as most sibling relationships go. He had a
love of history, lit