“This was a mistake…” Nita huffed to herself as she glanced around at her living room, filled to the brim with more than a handful of girls with bulging guts hanging lol, and some that were lacking a full gut, eyeing those who had been lucky enough to snag a meal. “Michiko… Seriously? I just went and ordered another pizza because you keep eating any pizza girl who comes to the door!” Nita glared at the smirking, pale and freckled faced of the purple horned and fat tailed dragon gi

The Vacuum Incident
 
A cautionary tale
 
 Jill walked along the hallway, vacuuming the floor.
 
 She moved slowly, making sure to push the head of the vacuum into every corner and over every crevice, being fastidious in her efforts to ensure the cleanliness of the carpet. The vacuum was a suck type device, with a long metal tube, that served as both handle and head, attached to the main unit, which was worn like a back-pack, by a sturdy and flexible rubber hose.
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Gotta
Catch Em All…?
On
a warm summer’s day, one so muggy and bright,
The
peaceful whisper of the wind, not a cloud in sight.
You
and your Pokemon, a Manetric so fine,
A
Hippowdon so calm, a Lapras’ blue shine,
Sit
aside a TV; they play fight as you see,
Some
newscast reporting news of a prophecy,
The
beginning of a contest,
you realize,
Images
stabilize; you start to fantasize,
“Yes!”
you cry, “what a beautiful event indeed!
Pokemon
can fight, sure, but do they hold some greed?”
A